Nadir Shows up

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The Siren started to ring, I mean sing. "Darn it, I need to fix that thing," Erik said as he stocked over to the door, "Nadir, Where the heck…oh." Standing at the door was a lady, "Hi, I'm Katie Kerrik; I'm here to interview…"

"Get away from me!" Erik screamed in horror and slammed the door. He leaned against the door breathing heavily, "Can't those idiots give me a moment's peace! Aysha!" he screamed, a darling little kitty came up to him, and began to purr against his legs, "Go drown her." The cat saluted and was off. "Phew," Erik wiped his brow.

"You're really going to drown her Erik?" Christine said uncomfortably,

"No, of course not dear, Aysha will do it all."

"Oh, how kind,"

"Indeed," Erik replied filling his nails, "I say, fop, you have been quiet for a long time."

Raoul sobbed, "I don't wanna die!"
"Wanna, is not in my vocabulary Viscount, so I suggest you remain quiet, unless you wish to test the wrath of Buffy the Vocab Wizard."

"Who's that?" Christine asked, rather curious,

"Buffy? That's my Ferret, Buffy and I have been through a lot together…" Erik looked dreamily into space, Christine and Raoul felt a little embarrassed.

Sing Sing, SCREEEEEEEECH!

The 'Siren' sang out, "Ah, Nadir," Erik opened the door to see Nadir holding a very sassy Aysha. "Hi Erik, can you relive me of your demon!"

"Aysha!" Erik cried taking the cat into his emaciated arms, "Oh, how's my fluff butt now, noogie, you're so cute and tender and cuddling!"

"Leave off it, Psycho!" Aysha said in a very girly girl teen way, "You're like messing my fur."

"Sorry Bobolink."

Aysha rolled her eyes, "Like Whatever." She jumped out of Erik's arms and strutted over to the kitchen were a bowl of gourmet Cat Chow, awaited her, in a silver dish by the way.

"Okay, what's your prob…Erik what are you doing!" Nadir yelled running over to where Christine and Raoul were tied, "You didn't! You couldn't! You promised!"

"Yeah, yeah, whatever." Erik said trying to act nonchalant about the whole matter, Nadir gave him a look, and "It was Christine fault!" Erik raved, "I tried to stop her! But noooooo, she had to come sneaking down into MY lair telling me how cool I was, how totally adorable, and how much she hated Raoul, BUT then Raoul came so very UN heroically to rescue her, and as soon as she saw Raoul, 'Oh Raoul, save me from this monster, I love you Raoul, I like…'"

"Okay, okay, enough of your chatter!" Nadir said, "I get the picture,"

"So I had to! I had to!"
"Knock it off! So! What the heck is your problem?"

"I'm going to kill Raoul."

TBC