Tiran: Hey, our loyal fans. This chapter has now been updated!
Kat: And the whole story will now be done in story form!
Tiran: Tea, put your HUGE mouth to good use.
Tea: Tiran and Kat do NOT own anything except issues of Shonen Jump, Pokemon Sapphire, a giant box of legos, assorted Game Boy Advance games, cravings for Beef Jerky. Whoops, ran out of breath. Probably hundreds of Yu-Gi-Oh! cards, their accounts, various video game consoles, assorted graphic novels, AND MANY OTHER THINGS! But not any anime or anything they haven't bought or have been given.
Kat: ... O.O
Tiran: She is right, you know.
Kat: Yep.
Going Nowhere at the Speed of Light
Chapter 2: Who?
When we last left our heroes, they were arriving at K-Mart.
"Alright! Everybody OUT!" exclaimed Joey.
"YAY!" yelled everyone as they ran into the K-Mart.
A few moments later...
"Where are we going, Aibou?" asked Yami.
"To the cards, of course!" replied Yugi, dragging Yami.
"Whaa-" He was cut off by the sight of the HUGE CARD AISLE.
"I TOLD YOU!"
Yami's jaw literally dropped. "...how much money do you have, Yugi?" he asked.
"About $290."
Yami's eyes widened, and he grinned evilly. "LET'S GET A CART!" Yami got a shopping cart and loaded it with decks and packs of cards.
"YAMI! That money is for my Game Boy Advance and game!"
"Yugi, please. There's more than enough, so come on!" Yami ran off, with Yugi in the cart.
"STOP! yelled Yugi.
"What? Why?" asked Yami.
"My Game Boy is over there."
"Oh. Right." Yugi grabbed the GBA and game, and threw them in the cart.
---WITH JOEY AND TRISTAN---
"Oh, YEAH! Nice cover! AND a pull-out?" exclaimed Joey.
"You're right!" replied Tristan, drooling.
Then Serenity walked up behind them, and they didn't see her. "What are you looking at?" she asked.
Joey and Tristan yelped, and Joey tried to hide the magazine behind his back.
"Sis, don't do that! W-we were only looking at a magazine!" shouted Joey. He dropped it and Serenity picked it up.
"You were acting so excited over a video game magazine?" she asked with an eyebrow raised.
They both sweatdropped. "Ehehehe..."
---WITH MALIK AND MARIK---
"Marik, look!" said Malik.
"What?"
"A jewelry case! With GOLD jewelry!"
"SWEET! There's a cross, and a-" Marik was cut off by a voice.
"Alright! That's a nice necklace!"
Malik and Marik turned to see a girl with silver-blue eyes and long black hair pulled up into a high ponytail. She was wearing dark blue jeans, a black short-sleeved shirt, and a denim jacket.
"Huh?" the girl turned and saw M & M(lol). "Oh, hi! I'm Katana Ryuuza, but you can call me Kat." Kat smiled.
"H-hi..." replied Marik, as he stared at her.
"Hey, buddy?" asked Malik.
"Umm...what's wrong with him?" asked Kat, as Malik started poking Marik.
"Heeellllloooooo, Earth to Marik!" exclaimed Malik.
"Wha- HEY! Stop!" shouted Marik, as he punched Malik. Kat began to giggle.
"You two should meet Tiran." she said.
"Who?" asked Malik
End of Chapter 2
Kat: Stay tuned for chapter 3!
Tiran: Remember, keep reading and reviewing!
Tale: I hope I don't have to do the disclaimers next time, it's so boooring...
Tiran: Nah, Tea's big mouth should do the job nicely.
Tea: Hey! That's mean! You shouldn't say things like that, it's not friendly! Friendship is the most important thing in the world, and-
Tale: --tapes Tea's mouth shut--
Tea: Mrmph!
Tiran: Please R&R quickly before she gets that tape off!
Kat: Oh yeah, and this story is somewhat based upon SadSaturn's fic "The Kmart from hell".