TAILS
A/N- Howdy y'all. I just may be the worst case of writer's block/ laziness that FF. Net has ever seen. Well, I don't own Sonic and the other losers…they belong to SEGA. I do own any other losers, however, and so does my good friend, Celestial the Hedgird. I thank all you guys out there who continue to love my writing even though it sucks! Oh and I do not own Chuck E. Cheese. Tell me. Who really would want to?
Sonic the hedgehog who still lay bleeding on the floor is finally helped by his young fox boy friend, Tails. However, being smaller and weaker than Sonic, the kitsune half drags the blue hedgehog's lifeless form to someone who may help the azure male or at least keep him from bleeding to death all over the clean floor. The kitsune puts a 'Caution. Wet Floor' sign where Sonic's head had leaked a large amount of bodily fluid.
Then, realizing that it is his turn to appear onstage, Tails walks briskly to the chair of no return placed conveniently in the center of the spacious, funky-lighted room. He sits down in it and lets his short legs dangle a few inches freely above the cold, unforgiving floor, as the chair is rather tall to furries and the "KYS crew", the nice people they are, did not care to build, buy, or install a smaller, shorter chair for the Sonic Team guests.
"Know your stars, know your stars, know your stars, know your stars…" comes the infamous announcer's haunting voice.
"Miles 'Tails' Prower…has only one tail."
The small, golden-orange fox, letting his anger flare abruptly at the sound of someone calling him anything other than simply 'Tails', flicks his ears at the lie that had just been emitted from the loud speakers.
"Um…actually…I have two tails," states the adolescent vulpine while flitting them both around in annoyance. "You can count them…there's two… not one…two."
"Miles 'Tails' Prower…he smokes crack!"
"What? No I don't!" exclaims Tails. "I'm not on drugs! I'm a good boy!"
"Miles 'Tails' Prower…has been kicked out of the Sonic Team because SEGA refuses to show drug abuse in their Sonic related games."
"I've already told you!" yells the twin-tailed fox, a few veins of anger emerging on his face. "I'm not on drugs and SEGA still wants me…they love me!"
"That's what you think, Miles."
"Excuse me, but I would prefer it if you called me 'Tails'. I-"
"Shut up! You are not here to tell me what to do."
"All you do is lie! Where's the truth in that?"
There is a long pause and Tails goes unanswered and without a comeback.
"Miles 'Tails' Prower…his best friend is Chuck E. Cheese."
"What…? Who's that?"
"Miles 'Tails' Prower…he speaks with much vulgarity in his language!"
"HUH? Who are you to lie about me like this? What did I ever do to you?" exclaims the small fox with rage.
"Someone better slap a PARENTAL ADVISORY label on this obscene little boy!"
"Hey mister! I don't know who you are, what your name is, and why you are doing this, but you have no right to call me a Chuck E. Cheese befriendin', crack smokin', drug lovin', crude speakin' child! But I do have one thing to say. You…whoever you are. You…you are a naughty…a naughty…jerk." Tails wags his gloved pointer finger at seemingly no one before walking angrily backstage.
"Hey. You can't insult me like that! Come back you tiny pipsqueak! I do all the insulting here! Come back here now! SEGA's getting a call tonight! They won't put up with that (bleep)! Something like that'll get you kicked right out of Sonic Team!"
"…You do know that won't air," says a cameraman to The Voice calmly.
"…" There is no reply.
A/N: Heya. Well I know it has been ages since I've updated this or even worked on it. Yeah, I know I'm as lazy as hell. But that's me, though…I do apologize to my fans that I do not deserve. Thanks guys, for sticking with me even when I take this long. If I promise not to take long it would just be lying so I won't. The next chapter will come sometime. It just might take awhile. Hey, maybe it won't. If I were you I wouldn't get my hopes up though. Please review anyway, even though I probably don't deserve any reviews either.