A/N So updates have been happening really fast lately because were prewritten. Now however, you will have to wait longer between updates. And if you are reading this please leave review, so I know whether it is complete crap and should be abandoned, or whether to keep going.

Oh and I thought this chapter was v funny, so hope you enjoy :D

James paced his dorm room, wondering what in hell Sirius had been doing with Lily for so long. He had tried to shake the thoughts and imagery out of his head, but the longer Sirius and Lily were, the less able he was to get rid of them from his mind.

The creak of the doorknob being turned caused James to swerve around sharply to find Sirius standing in the doorway.

"Hey Prongs," Sirius said casually as he made his way over to his bed.

James stared at Sirius disbelievingly, He has been alone with Evans all evening and all he has to say is Hey Prongs? James clenched his jaw together tightly, grinding his teeth slightly.

"Where the hell have you been with Lily?" James ground out.

Sirius looked up at James from his seated position in his bed, "Lily? What are you talking about Prongs? Lily who?"

If James had not been so caught up in his own anger, he may have noticed the glint in Sirius' eyes. But James clenched together his jaw, if possible, even tighter and glared at Sirius.

"Lily who?" James repeated, his voice higher than normal, "How many Lily's do we know?"

"Well I don't know about you, but I know a fair few. 6th year in Hufflepuff, 5th year Ravenclaw," he said, ticking them off his fingers. "You know I once got propositioned by a 2nd year whose name was Lily, but even I didn't stoop that low. Mind you she is going to be quite a looker..."

"Sirius! Shut the up!" James exploded.

Sirius continued to look ignorant as to what was making James so angry, "Jeez mate, whose pushed your buttons? You know if this is what being Head Berk is going to do to you, than I suggest you resign. You really need to learn to relax."

"Stop playing games Sirius, you know damn well what I'm talking about. I saw Lily, Evans," he corrected himself, "dragging you into an empty classroom, and sealing it shut. Now what were you doing with her?"

Sirius looked up at him; "Don't you mean what was she wanting with me?"

James face fell and he stared at Sirius disbelievingly, "She wouldn't, there's no way," he continued muttering and shaking his head.

"Ah but she would," Sirius returned smoothly, "you know she is one feisty girl James."

James shot forward to Sirius, effectively throwing him off his bed and onto the hard wooden floor, so that James was towering above him, grabbing the neck of Sirius' robes.

"Yep. I really think you should resign Prongs, or your going to loose your hair with all the stress. And girls really don't find that attractive, well not at 17 anyway."

James tightened his grip on Sirius' robes, and glared at his friend mutinously. His mind was racing and filling with horrible thoughts involving his best friend and Lily.

"I know you can pull most girls in this school..." James started

"I'm flattered that you think so highly of my abilities with the opposite sex," Sirius grinned.

"But not Lily. She is too smart, she is, she is mine," he faltered.

"You know I could be offended that you just insulted me by suggesting I can only pull bimbos, but I know it's true."

"Sirius will you shut up! Just tell me the truth, what were you doing with Lily? Did you snog her? You didn't..." James eyes widened, and his hold on Sirius weakened slightly, allowing him to break free.

Sirius pushed James back and pulled himself away from him, "You know you're lucky I know your temper well enough by now, to not take this seriously James."

"Well you better take it seriously, cause I swear to Merlin if you laid a finger on her I will hex you into Azkaban."

"What do you take me for Prongs?" Sirius looked at James quickly, "Okay, don't answer that."

Sirius looked at the anger and hurt on James' face and sighed, "You know you really need to lighten up Prongs. Nothing happened between Lily and I, well nothing sordid anyway. She just wanted to talk to me about something."

James' face relaxed slowly but a look of doubt still lingered, "Sirius since when have girls wanted to have a conversation with you?"

Sirius laughed and scratched the side of his nose, "yeah I know, it was a first for me as well. I swear Prongs, nothing happened. You know I can't believe you thought I would go against you like that, it hurts." Sirius grabbed his chest dramatically, "really hurts."

James closed his eyes in relief, "So she doesn't like you then?"

"Oh they all like me Prongs, it's a given."

James opened his eyes and trained them on his best friend, finally noticing the mischievous glint in his eye, "I swear to god Padfoot, if you insinuate one more thing, I will hex you so much that the only girls you can get are the ones even McNair turns away."

Sirius shuddered, "look Prongs she just wanted to talk about something that's all. She doesn't have a crush on me, I don't want to shag her..."

"What do you mean you don't want to shag her, she's hot. Are you saying you think Lily is unattractive."

Sirius looked at James absolutely flummoxed, "first you have a go at me cause you thought I wanted to shag her, and now you are going off at me cause I don't want to? Seriously Prongs, you need your head read. I don't like Evans in that way, never have."

James finally looked relieved, "good."

"You really are a daft bugger you know that? I can't believe you thought Lily was confessing her undying love to me."

"I never thought that," James replied indignantly.

"Sure Prongs, sure," Sirius grinned. "But then again it's expected really, I mean I am a stud."

James rolled his eyes, "Can it Padfoot."

James sat back and leant his head against the foot of the bed, relieved that he didn't have to fight with his best friend over a girl. But what did she want to talk about with him that was so important that she went to Sirius? He thought.

And then he smiled, "She likes me doesn't she?"