Rin-chan: After weeks being yelled SO much ((cries river of tears)) by Yaoilover S, I'm finally writing a story!! And I brought Sasuke!
Sasuke: I don't know why I have to be here! I'm not from either of these animes!
Rin-chan: Well because you are a cool character....and everyone else was busy especially Naruto...((Starts naming all bishies.))
Sasuke:....I'm not doing it.
Rin-chan: Fine then. ((Clears throat)) I don't own Hikaru no Go or Yu-gi-oh! Hey that rhymes!
Sasuke:....((sigh))
Rin-chan: There are other things that you'll need to know about this story: 1)This fic has an opening and ending theme song 2)I don't own any of the songs 3)This is just a humor fic and that means only a slight bit of yaoi(sorry Yaoilover S) 4)Beware of O.O.Cness 5)I will make fun of how the U.S. dubbed Yami's voice. Why you ask? Because I feel like it!
Sasuke: You talk too much
Rin-chan:....I know. ((stretches Sasuke's cheeks))
Sasuke: ((rubs cheeks)) Damn you....
Rin-chan: Why did I bring him here again....Now on with the story!
Kimi ga ima boku wo sasaete, Boku ga ima kimi mo sasaeru Dakara mayoi nagara mo tomo ni ikiteikouyo, mirai e to
Namama to tawamure sore nanide itemo mono tarinasa wo kanjite shimau Sameta me de mirarete Kawaita jidai no kaze ni fukareteiru
Fuan na kokoro to yuuki ga senaka awase ni natteiru dakedo ima nara yume wo kono te de kanaete miseru yo
Kitzutsuite koware souna hi mo, namida shite komaraseru hi mo arukeredo bokura ha(wa) sore wo koete ikunda, dare yori ue wo mezashite (Hikaru no Go opening theme get over)
It was a nice-clear day in Tokyo(Rin-chan: I don't really know where the hell he lives so bare with me people) Everything peaceful and nice-
"SAI! I SAID NO!"
Okay, in some places it's quiet, but not here.
"But Hikaru, I want to play go!" Sai wined as he clutches his arm while shaking him.
"No, Sai, I have too much things to do today." Hikaru said as he shooed Sai away.
Ch.1 Heart of the Go
"But I wanna play go now!" Sai yells as he ran around in circles around the little room.
"Maybe later Sai," Hikaru sighed.
Sai's eyes filled with tears, "You always say that but you we never play go. I think you're lying to me again Hikaru!" Sai squealed as he bow his head down to cry.
Hikaru felt his gilt and ran to the bathroom.
-Somewhere in Domino-
Yugi was sleeping peacefully when he heard someone calling his name softly...
"YUGI! WAKE THE FUCK UP!"
Okay, maybe not softly but you get the point.
"Huh? Yami? What is it?" Yugi asked as he rubbed his eyes.
"We haven't duel for a while so lets duel!" Yami barked as he pulled Yugi out of his bed.
"But I don't want to right now," whined Yugi as he tries to get hold of his tiny bed.
"Give me your cards!" Yami ordered.
"Why? You can't even hold them unless we switch places," Yugi pouted.
"Then how can I drag you out of bed?" Yami asked.
"Hmm I don't know, maybe because our author can't think of shit," Yugi yawned as he went back to sleep.
(Rin-chan: Hey! I resent that!)
Yami eye twitched as he took slap Yugi awake.
"Yami!" Yugi cried, "That hurt! Can't you just use the the deck yourself?"
"Yeah, I can challenge Kaiba when he can't even FUCKING SEE ME!" Yami bellowed as he pulled Yugi out of bed once more.
"Waaaaa, Yami you're so mean!" Yugi cried as he tried to get Yami to let go of his foot.
-Back to where the hell Hikaru live-
Sai was hitting Hikaru with his fan as he yelled in the boy's ear,
"Hikaru let's play IGO, Hikaru let's play IGO, Hikaru let's play IGO, Hikaru let's play IGO, Hikaru let's play IGO, Hikaru let's play IGO, Hikaru let's play IGO, Hikaru,-"
"SHUT UP SAI!" Hikaru yelled as he sat up.
"Hikaru, you're sooo mean!" Sai cried.
"Oh my god Sai, why do you have to haunt me? Why not some other little kid?" Hikaru yelled as he finished throwing up.
-Back to Domino-
"Yami, I don't want to!" Yugi cried as Yami tried to take off his pants
"Shut up! You need to get dress so we can duel!" Yami said as he finally got Yugi's nightgown pants off and replaced them with blue jeans.
"But I want to sleep!" Yugi half cried and yawned.
"Ra! Why do you have to be so complicated! I just want to duel! Sometimes I question myself why the hell am I with you?!" Yami barked loudly as he brushed Yugi's hair.
-Hikaru/Domino(Rin-chan: when this happens, it means it happens at the same time)-
"I wish I lived a week with someone else than you!" Hikaru and Yami yelled.
"You're so mean!" Sai and Yugi cried.
Just then the clear sky became cloudy.....
To Be Continue.....
Rin-chan: Yay! We finished our first chapter!
Sasuke:....Why am I still here?
Rin-chan: ((in a sweet voice)) Remember Sasuke-kun!
Sasuke: Um....review now! And if you don't or flame us then I'll use sharigan and kick your ass!
Rin-chan- Awwww, you're so nice Sasuke.
Sasuke: (whispers to readers)) I'm really trying to get out of here.
Rin-chan: I heard that and you'll never leave!!
Sasuke: Damn!
Rin-chan: Well, see you later and enjoy the ending song!
FURASUKO KIRAKIRA suru
rika shitsu de matte'te
genki no SHAWA-
kimi ni sosoide ageru
sabishige na sono senaka wo sasaete ageru
genki no SHAWA-
kimi wa hitori janai wa
yuujou no ooki na wa ni mamorare teru (Genki no SHAWAA from yu-gi-oh)
Rin-chan: Please Review!!