Disclaimer: None of these wonderful characters are mine, none of them, not even one......................
A.N. This is a slightly longer chapter than my previous one, but no less funny, I hope. Please be nice as it is still my first story thingy and I'm not very good at writing yet. Sorry for any spelling mistakes or grammatical errors.
Chapter 2 - To jump or not to jump?
"Jump," said Leggy.
"No," replied Aragorn.
"Why not?" Leggy inquired, "we both know that jumping off cliffs greatly boosts self morale."
"Does not."
"Does to."
"Not."
"To."
"Not."
"Look, a distraction!" said Legolas.
"Where, WHERE?!" screeched Aragorn.
"Right there," said Leggy. And with one swift push Aragorn was launched into space.
"Booya!!" the hobbits chanted.
"WHAT? THERE BE YE NO HOBBITS IN THIS STORY!" yelled a slightly put out prince of Mirkwood. And in a magic rain of mushrooms the hobbits were gone.
"Well," said Aragorn, "that was an odd turn of events."
"ARGHHHHH!" said Leggy just before fainting.
Two seconds later..
"I thought I pushed you over the cliff?" Legolas calmly asked.
"Oh you did, but I didn't think that it was in my best interest as king of Gondor to die falling.....that was sooooo Denethor's thing."
"Who cares, kingy boy, in all this surprise I have gotten a split end, A SPLIT END!!! Quick, to the hair mobile!!!"
-Two hours later-
"Thanks for the double mocha suprise with extra suprise, girls!!" said a newly festooned Leggy."I always feel beter for having a good day at the hair mobile".
"That," said a pale and trembling king Aragorn,"Was THE most frightening ordeal of my life!!"
"Even more frightening then that time when you accidently burned Elronds eyebrows off?"
"Much more so."