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Chapter 4 Food

Food fills the stomach

Thoughts fill the mind…

What fills the heart?

"Damn! What do we do!" Koro asked for the umpteenth time.

"Let's see: One, we stay here and starve to death. Two, we go and ask someone for help. Three… we'll just bang our heads against the walls, trying to think of something." Trishi cleaned her glasses with her shirt.

"No, let's steal something. How about Aya's lunch?"

"You are so mean Koro. Let's ask her for her lunch."

"Damn you! Why do you always have to be right! Who freakin' cares about asking Aya for her lunch!"

"What? Am I right in anything?"

Trishi and Koro heard the bell ring and the sound of conversations permeating the air.

"Man I'm starving!"

"What are we going to eat?"

"Buffalo wings! Mmm!"

"Got an extra quarter?"

"Can I copy your homework, pleeeease, Daisuke?"

"Takeshi, do your own homework."

"Oh pleeease? With cherry on top?" Takeshi pleaded.

"Oh alright. Here."

"Daisuke!" a girl's voice rang more louder than other people.

"Oh god, who are these people?" Koro asked.

A group of people passed Koro and Trishi.

"See Aya yet?" Trishi asked, searching for a glimpse of purple.

"Nope." Koro answered.

"Oh my gosh!" the boy named Daisuke yelped, "It's Risa!"

Trishi nudged Koro with her elbow and pointed.

"He obviously likes that girl. He's blushing," she snickered.

Koro narrowed her eyes at the group of people.

"Hey! You two!" a voice said from behind.

"Hey! It's that Aya girl again!" Trishi said, turning.

Aya stopped in front of them, huffing and puffing.

"It's lunchtime. Let's eat, I'm starving!" Aya dragged the two of them inside the cafeteria.

"Hey Daisuke! Isn't that your girlfriend?"

"What? You mean Aya? No! She's my friend," Daisuke said blushing.

Girlfriend? Risa wondered. Aya brought her lunch to the table, dragging two girls. Takeshi raised his eyebrow, staring at the girl with long auburn hair and sea-green eyes.

"Takeshi, you're drooling." Takeshi turned red as a tomato. He wiped his mouth with a napkin.

Beautiful, Takeshi thought as he stared dreamily at the girl.

Freak. Koro thought, glaring at the boy.

Aya pushed the two girls down.

"Sit!"

"Ow! My ass is hurting again." (Hmmm. Wonder who that is.)

"Would…would you want to it on my… my sweater?" Takeshi said, tripping over his own words.

Koro rolled her eyes. Freak.

"No."

Takeshi took her hand and said happily, "It's a pleasure to meet your aquintance."

Koro removed her hand, disgusted, and threw a french fry at his dreamy face.

Try that bastard! Koro thought angrily.

"Ow! Riku! That hurts!"

"I didn't throw that at you!"

"Then who did! A ghost!"

"No stupid! That girl did!"

"Don't blame someone else for your wrongs!"

Takeshi grabbed a fistful of fries and threw it at Riku. Riku dodged and it hit a buff looking guy behind her. Takeshi paled. The guy did not look very happy. He threw a half-eaten chicken leg at Takeshi. He dodged and it hit another guy. He threw food at another person and that person threw it at another. Soon, there was food flying everywhere. Daisuke, on the other hand, cowered under a table. Risa covered her hair frantically.

"Aaaah!" she screamed as an egg smashed into her hair.

Aya yelled, "Watch out!" to Koro. Too late.

Koro got hit by a piece of bread. She stopped for a minute, her eyes covered by her bangs. Then, she raised her head slowly and yelled, "I'm gonna kill you all! Bastards!"

She ran around, throwing food everywhere.

Uh-oh, Aya thought.

The buff guys squealed like girls and ran for their life as Koro raged after them, yelling, "Bastards!"

Everyone's mouth dropped in astonishment as Koro continued to throw food at the buff guys.

Aya, Trishi, Daisuke, Takeshi, Riku, Risa, Tirara, Katsu-technically everyone-gaped as they saw all the buff guys cowering at Koro's feet.

"Clean up the mess!" Koro instructed.

"Yes ma'am!" They dispersed and began to clean.

Trishi patted Koro's shoulder. Koro turned and pointed at the floor.

"You, too!"

"What!" Trishi looked disbelieving.

"You clean!"

"No way!"

Koro started laughing like a maniac. Trishi slapped her.

"Snap out of it!"

"Damn Trish, that hurt!"

"Yay! She's back!" Trishi said, bouncing for joy.

"Ow! Next, it's gonna be you!"

After a while, the cafeteria became clean. (Poor buffy guys. NOT!) Amazingly, the people working in the cafeteria did not suspect a thing. Errr… maybe a little.

The principal and some staff members came out and said suspiciously, "This cafeteria's changed. I don't know how thought."

Everyone gave him a fake smile.

"Hmmm." The principal left. The strict cafeteria lady scanned the place, mumbling to herself. Suddenly, her face grew beet red.

"WHO MOVED MY BUCKET!"

Everyone turned tail and ran. Takeshi was so busy staring at Koro he did not notice the cafeteria lady barging in on him.

"Wait, where are you," Takeshi asked when Koro ran.

"YOU! YOU MOVED MY BUCKET!"

Takeshi was twice as tall as the cafeteria lady but he cowered under her piercing gaze.

"Uh-oh," Takeshi said in a small voice.