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T.A.B.F.N. (The Author's Best Friend's Notes) As poster of this chapter, I feel the urge to say something. Make a little speech, as it were. This chapter is mostly dialogue, and very WEIRD with many exclamation marks to follow. If you have any concerns about the sanity of the author, please do not hesitate to contact either herself (though she may not be in a fit state of mind at the time) or myself (same as previous).
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P.P.S. I am known of as Atanvarne, for those wishing to praise (or insult) me for updating in Lau's stead.
Chapter 3 - Sheer madness
We join our heroes as they set out for, well, I don't know where they're setting out for. But they're setting out.
"Well" asked Legolas, patting his silken locks lovingly.
"Well what" replied Aragorn, regarding his own dirty, matted hair with contempt.
"Where are they"
"Where are what"
"You know what I'm talking about"
"No I don't."
"Stop that"
"Stop what"
"Lying"
"I'm not lying"
"You're doing it again"
"What"
"LYING"
"I'm not lying"
"Then tell me where they are."
"Where what are"
"The PUPPIES"
"Puppies? This whole thing was about PUPPIES"
"Yes, where are they"
"I don't know, Legolas"
"You don't"
"NO"
"Oh, sorry."
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"Legolas"
"Yes, Aragorn"
"Why are you licking that toad"
Legolas examined the victim in question. "I honestly don't know."
"Okay then."
"ORCS"
"Where? Where"
"I don't know."
"Legolas"
"Yes, Aragorn"
"Could you please put the toad down"
"I can't."
"Why not"
"I superglued it to my hand."
"Why would you do that"
"I'm not sure, where did I find superglue in Middle Earth"
"I DON'T KNOW"
"Look, a fish"
"You're standing in the middle of a river, Legolas. What did you expect"
"ORCS"
"Stop that"
"No, really, look! ORCS"
"Quick, shoot them"
"I can't."
"Why not"
"I have a toad superglued to my hand"
"How have you survived these thousands of years"
"I don't know, honest I don't."
"I'm worried."
"What about"
"The orcs rushing towards us."
"Never fear! I'll shoot them"
Legolas shot them.
"How did you do that? I thught you had a toad superglued to your hand"
"Now why would you think that"
"I have no idea" a bemused Aragorn said as they continued on their journey to wherever they're going.