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Chapter 8 Mishaps
There are many mishaps in life
Some that are minor
Some that are perilous
But they are fixable
Or are they?
"Daisuke and Aya sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G," Dark sang.
Dark! You're ridiculing me! Daisuke reddened at every word.
"Oh come on, you two are so cute together," Dark grinned as Daisuke's face shone like a beacon.
No way! I...don't like her!
"Right."
No seriouslyI don't!
"Then what's that picture doing in your room?"
She's just my friend.
"Interesting."
As always, he passed the guards with ease and slipped into the museum.
I just noticed, where's Creepy Boy? Dark wondered.
Search me.
Dark walked toward the object called "Mirror of Eras" and inspected it closely. It gave off a faint aura. Almost evil. Dark stuffed the artifact into his bag a little hesitantly.
If it was dangerous, wouldn't Mom tell us about it?
I wouldn't be too sure. Dark abruptly changed the subject. Anyways, I told you Krad was evil.
Well, he might have some good inside, too for all we know, Daisuke shot back.
That hurt a lot though. Dark planted a hand on his chest remembering the painful experience. I can almost still feel it.
I thought I was going to lose you forever.
Aww, that's sweet. Did you miss me? Dark teased.
As a matter of fact I did. Daisuke admitted.
Dark was taken aback. He never expected to hear that from Daisuke. Daisuke had always entailed that he hated Dark.
I heard that, Daisuke yawned.
Dark grinned. I know you did. Aya and Daisuke sitting in a…
Dark! You're trying to torture me aren't you!
Yep.
Aw, God.
Dark got to his feet hastily.
Where is Creepy Boy?
Dunno, and stop calling him that.
Hehe. You like Creepy Boy don't you?
NO! FOR THE MILLIONTH TIME NO!
Remember that dream you had before?
Ugh. Don't remind me of that. That's when I tasted Risa's cooking for the first time and nearly died.
No, not that. One with Hiwatari?
Oh, Kami-sama don't remind me of that dream.
Dark switched the word's of his song into something far more unpleasant.
Satoshi and Daisuke lying in bed…
DARK!
Ok, ok I'll stop. Dark snickered.
YOU ARE A PERVERT! AAUGH! I DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW I CAN LIVE WITH YOU!
"Hehe, no matter how much you don't like it, you gotta live with it."
Hauling his bag, he ran to the balcony.
"Wiz!" he called.
Wiz attached himself to Dark's back.
Let's have a little fun.
Dark, for once, can we just go home?
Dark ignored Daisuke's criticism.
"Oi, blockheads! Look here!" Dark taunted the astounded policeman.
"It's Dark! GET HIM!"
Dark chortled as the policeman chased after him, tripping over themselves.
"Get off me dammit!"
"No you get off!"
Dark chuckled. Weird humans…
Somewhere in the world...
"Where am I for crying out loud!" Trishi wailed looking around anxiously.
The streets were empty, completely void of people. Trishi was hopelessly lost. She turned a corner and ended up at a dead end. She turned and went to a different street and ended up at another dead end. She was lost in a never ending maze of streets. The empty streets made her a little nervous.
"Koro? Hellooo. Is anybody her?" Trishi scowled.
She heard shuffling of feet behind her. She whirled around and came face to face with a demented person.
"What's a perty girl doing here?"
Trishi made a face. He had very bad breath. She also noticed that he was with a gang.
"She look's very fresh. A city girl?" Another guy asked, stepping forward.
Trishi stepped back and got ready to attack.
"Be warned! I know karate! Hyah!" Trishi lashed at them with her foot.
Truth was, Trishi didn't know a thing about karate. True she watched it on TV but actually doing it was,…well. She missed that guy by a long shot. Trishi landed in a heap on the greasy, muddy road.
"Eww."
Trishi got up again and managed to punch a guy in the nose.
Hell yeah! Trishi cheered.
"Why you brat!" The guy covered his bleeding nose. He leapt at her but Trishi kicked him in the gut.
Oh yeah, Trishi's kicking butt, she thought gleefully.
A few guys flicked out their pocketknives. The smile slid off Trishi's face.
Oh, no.
Trishi turned tail and ran. The guys pursued her. Eventually, she was cornered in an alleyway.
"We'll teach you a lesson for hurting Bob."
Trishi thought, what a stupid name. Hey it actually fits that bastard!
They sneered at her until a voice spoke from above.
"This doesn't look like a very fair fight."
The guys looked upward, startled. Dark was sitting on the roof of a building.
"Ten against one. Ten trolls against a pixie. Five knives and no weapons. Not a very fair fight." He stroked his chin thoughtfully. Trishi practically seethed with rage.
"Why you…" Trishi started. How dare he call me a pixie!
"Eh? Got something to say, beautiful?"
"Get down here!" Trishi yelled. She glared daggers at him.
Dark, you're making her mad, Daisuke said warningly.
I know how to handle it.
Daisuke could remember Dark saying, "Either way, all women are MINE!" Daisuke shook his head. Dark, you're going to get in trouble one of these days.
Dark bent over and rested an elbow on his knee. His wings rustled in the small breeze. (I know, With's wings)
"On the count of three, you guys leave. Got it?"
He started counting, lifting three fingers in the process.
"One." One finger went down.
"Two." Another finger went down also.
"Hah, this sissy thinks he can take all of us." One snickered.
"-three."
There was a bright flash of violet light. When it faded, all of the men were running for their lives.
"And don't come back," Dark sniggered.
He held out his hand to Trishi. Trishi only glared at him. She did not take his hand and stood up on herown accord.
"Trishi, there you are!"
Aya and Koro came running out of breath.
"You guys are so mean!" Trishi said bonking their heads.
"Ow! What did we do!"
"Dark had to save me." Trishi spat.
"Is that a bad thing?" Dark asked innocently.
Trishi pinched his cheeks.
"Is it a bad thing? Hmm, I don't know."
"Itai! Let go of me!" Dark complained.
Trishi finally let go of his cheeks.
"That really hurts." Dark rubbed his cheek.
Trishi stuck her tongue at him. They jogged for a couple of blocks. Dark, of course, flew. Trishi then spotted something ahead of them.
"Hey, isn't it that homicidal blonde?" She asked, pointing at the object.
Dark's expression darkened.
"It's Krad."
They reached Krad who lay on top of a car. Trishi prodded his side.
"Is he dead?"
"Unlikely." Dark answered.
The back of Krad's head had smashed into the windshield, and glass lay everywhere. His hair was covered in blood. It was hard to believe that he wasn't dead. Aya looked closer.
"You sure?"
Suddenly, Krad gave a small moan and opened his eyes. The golden orbs widened in shock. Aya screamed. Krad yelled. Trishi screamed. Dark yelled. Koro just rolled her eyes.
"AAHH!"
"AAHH!"
"AAHH!"
"AAHH!"
Koro gritted her teeth. Her irritation increased. Unable to contain herself, she went in the center of the yelling people and shouted,
"SHUT UP!"
WhiteWolf92: Lucky you. You got to kick butt.
Trishi: Yep.
Koro: Why do you guys have to be so annoying!
Krad: Feh, I agree.
Koro: That means you, too.
(Krad attacks Koro. Koro ducks)
Krad: Impossible. No one can dodge my attacks so easily.
Koro: Obviously, I just did.
(Krad keeps attacking, Koro keeps dodging while eating a cookie)
Koro: Missed. Missed. Man your shots are lame.
(Everyone relaxes while Krad keeps trying to hit Koro,trashing WhiteWolf92's room.She bonks Krad and Koro on head with a metal stick)
WhiteWolf92: I'm trying to think here!
Koro: Dammit! Why's you do that! Now you made me mad!
(WhiteWolf92 runs while Koro is trying to kill her)
WhiteWolf92: AAAH! HELP! SOMEBODY!
Koro: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
(Koro drags WhiteWolf92 down and kills her)
WhiteWolf92: (miraculously comes back to life) Reviews please!
Koro: WHAT! YOU'RE STILL ALIVE!
(Koro keeps killing WhiteWolf92 but she keeps coming back to life)
Koro: AARGH! DIE ALREADY!