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WARNING: DAISUKE FANPEOPLE, DO NOT READ THIS CHAPTER IF YOU DON'T LIKE DAISUKE TO BE INFLICTED WITH DANGER, OR WHATEVER. LOTS OF MEAN THINGS ARE SAID AND HE GETS HURT A LOT.

Chapter 13 Dinner at Kuina and Kana's

"When in danger or in doubt,

Run in circles scream and shout."

"Why don't you come over for dinner?" Kuina asked, smiling at her new friends.

Aya thought for a moment and answered, "If my mom says it's okay." She yawned, stretching her arms.

"Daisuke?" Kuina questioned.

"Oh, I don't know."

"Please?" Kuina pouted.

"We'll see," Daisuke stated.

"How about you Satoshi?"

"That would be nice. If it's all right with you."

"That's all right," Kuina beamed.

"Is it all right if I invite the others?" Daisuke asked.

"Of course. Invite as many people as you want."

After School

"Come on Kana, can you whip up your best food? Let's impress them!" Kuina said happily, prancing around. Kana stared at her surprised.

"They didn't say they were coming yet," she said, her eyes following Kuina's movements.

"Well they're bound to aren't they?"

Kuina started to drag Kana toward their "house" then stopped in realization.

"We don't have food yet do we?" Kuina asked, "We don't even have a house!" Kana straightened her cloak and covered her wakizashi, looking bored.

"We do. That stupid government asshole says so," she said coolly. Obviously, she didn't like the government much. Kuina could agree on that one. While some people were starving, the government was drowning themselves with money, hiding behind there stupid idea of a "perfect country". They were only working because…well…they're hired assassins, what can you say? But that was not the point.

Kuina's smile grew bigger, if that was even possible. "Great! But you have to show me where it is and don't make it too obvious."

"Hey! Tsuki!" a group of people yelled, waving their hands to turn their attention towards them. Kuina had informed them to come with her to her house right after school. Kuina continued to smile, that same smile. It was as if that expression was forever frozen on her face. (Anyways…)

"We can all come! Isn't that great!" Daisuke shouted.

Suddenly, a dart came flying right at Daisuke. Kuina caught it between her index finger and middle finger.

"Kana, did you throw this?" Kuina asked.

Kana replied casually, "Why yes, I did."

"And why did you throw this at Daisuke?"

"Because he's such a pest."

"And why is that?"

"He's a pest."

"Why is he a pest?"

Kana chose not to answer. No use arguing with Kuina on that subject. Most of the time, she could be stubborn and mostly won in an "argument".

"I have a question," Daisuke interrupted.

Kuina looked attentively at him. "You have my undivided attention."

"Why do you call each other Kana and Kuina? I mean, I heard that there are two assassins that go by that name."

"It's none of your…," Kana started.

"It's our nicknames," Kuina interrupted and abruptly changed the subject. "So want to go to my place now?"

Kana led the way, partially because she was protecting the defenseless group (except for Kuina of course) and partially because Kuina didn't know the way to the house. When they reached the place however, everyone else besides Kana was stunned. Kuina hid her expression behind her mask but was stunned as everyone else in the inside. The house looked like it was one of those houses which pop stars live in.

"Well, what are we waiting for? Let's go in," Kuina opened the door with the key that Kana slipped into her palm. Everyone took off their shoes at the front entrance, still jaw-dropping at the sight.

"Be careful and don't get lost. It'd be best if you people stayed with me," Kuina stated. Although she was never in this house, she knew where to go. It was just a natural instinct that Kana and Kuina had. Kuina led everyone into a huge living room with the most expensive furniture and a huge TV and I mean HUGE.

"Awesome! You got everything here!" Aya, Trishi, and Koro said in awe. They placed themselves in front of the TV and grabbed the remote.

"Damn, how do you operate this fucking thing?" Koro growled angrily, trying to turn on the power. Aya just grabbed the remote from her hand ("Hey, I wasn't done with that!") and pressed a random button. The TV turned on.

"I knew that," Koro said, snatching the remote from Aya's hands once again.

"Make yourselves comfy around her ok? We'll start cooking," Kuina said and led Kana into the kitchen. Kuina pulled out everything that was needed.

"I'll boil the water while you chop the vegetables," Kuina instructed.

"How come I have to do the hard work?" Kana asked. --?

"I'm bad at cooking, you know that Kana."

"You are not that bad."

"I suck."

"Stop degrading yourself, Kuina, you are great and you know it. Stop being so modest."

Kuina pulled out the cutting board and knife. "I will not argue with you. OK, I'm not that bad but I just can't cook as good as you," she pointed out. Kana nodded, sighing," I guess so. No point in arguing with you on that subject." She smile a genuine smile. Kana never actually smiled at anyone unless they were really close like Kuina.

"Let's get started!" Kuina yelled. Kana just shook her head. Where does she get all that energy? She wondered.

10 minutes later

Kuina and Kana were chopping garlic when Daisuke peered inside.

"You girls done yet?" he asked walking inside the kitchen, "What are we going to eat?"

"Wait like everyone else is doing right now," Kana gritted her teeth.

"I'm hungry, what's on the menu?" Daisuke whined.

There was no warning. One moment, he was standing there calmly and the next second, he was screaming on the top of his lungs as a silver blur grazed the side of his head.

"Would the menu consist of a metal blade sticking out of your head?" Kana asked coldly. Kuina frowned and slapped Kana warningly on the back.

"Kana, don't do that! Remember what we are doing!"

"He asked for it."

Daisuke stood there ashen-faced. He was shaking like a leaf. The knife's point was against the wall, right beside his head. In truth, it had grazed his left temple. He felt blood dripping onto his shoulder. Is this girl crazy? Daisuke thought.

Kuina tried to tug Kana's hair but she flung it out of reach. Kuina pouted and returned her attention back to Daisuke.

"You alright? That's quite a cut there."

Daisuke shook his head, a few drops of blood splashing on the floor, and walked out the kitchen, probably afraid of Kana by now.

2 hours later

Silence. Nothing but the silence. I was getting on Kuina's nerves. Everyone was just…eating. Kuina realized that Daisuke must have told the incident. Not that she blamed him. Anyways, she tried to start a conversation with a lame, "Satoshi, did you really get a college degree?"

Satoshi nodded slowly. Kuina stared at their blank faces. No life.

"Umm…Ayumi and Tsuki, do you two know about the famous assassins?" Daisuke asked hesitantly.

Everyone's attention turned to him. Daisuke gasped when Kuina and Kana snatched his wrist and led him to an isolated room.

"Never say about assassins in front of ordinary people," Kana growled.

"How do you know about Kana and Kuina anyway? That's supposed to be top secret." Kuina narrowed her eyes dangerously, the first expression that Daisuke had seen besides smiling. Her gaze was cold and calculating, with a malignant gleam.

Daisuke froze as he saw a wakizashi slide out of its sheath.

WhiteWolf92: Oooh…cliffhanger.

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Rose Indigo

P.S. I made it up