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Chapter 14 A Bird?

"Why do I get the feeling that one day I'll be describing this to a psychiatrist?"

Daisuke took a step backwards, frightened. Unexpectedly, he heard a chirping noise from "Kuina's" pocket. Kuina stopped and reached into her pocket, pulling out a small sparrow.

"Ssh, quiet Kenni," she soothed. She made a small chirping noise in her throat and the bird chirped softly, snuggling in Kuina's cupped hands.

"Kuina, you still carry that around?" "Kana" wrinkled her nose.

(Just if you're wondering, they like it better to call each other Kana and Kuina instead of their given "names" from the government because… they don't like those undercover names. (shrug)

Kana: What kind of name is Ayumi?

WhiteWolf92: (sweatdrops) doesn't it sound nice?

Kana: No. Sounds more like stupid.

WhiteWolf92: …)

"Hey, Kenni might come in handy sometime and don't call him 'that'!" Kuina pouted. Kana only sighed. Of course, Kuina is an animal lover.

"So, you are the two assassins Kuina and Kana. What are you doing here?"

Kana growled, he knows. Kana glanced at Kuina. The question was obvious. So should we kill him? Kuina sighed and nodded her head halfheartedly.

(A/N: Kana and Kuina have a special connection and no they are not telepathic. Just sisterly love.)

Daisuke was afraid. Kuina and Kana advanced him slowly and cautiously. They were going to kill him.

Dinner Table

Aya poked her rice balls with a pair of chopsticks. What's taking Daisuke? Aya began to doze but then snapped wide. Is that a scream I hear? Out of the blue, Daisuke crashed through the wall and landed on the table, scattering food everywhere.

"Crap, he got away."

"Maybe we shouldn't kill him."

"WHAT? You're changing your mind?"

"Well…"

Aya scrambled onto the table and reached for Daisuke as everyone ran out of the house, running for their lives. Aya and Daisuke, however, were ignored.

She pulled Daisuke on her lap and shook him gently.

"Daisuke, you okay?"

Daisuke groaned, but did not open his eyes. He looked so pale.

"Yeah, I'm alright," he smiled weakly.

Aya cradled his head. Everyone was gone (except for Trishi and Koro, somehow, they became lost, again.) She stroked Daisuke's cheek as his body relaxed. Aya realized how cute and mature Daisuke could look when he was unconscious. Innocent and… she blushed, shaking her head frenetically. What in the world am I thinking?

CRASH!

"Owww. Oh no! Kenni!"

"Chirp!"

Aya ducked as a bullet narrowly missed her. Wait…it was…a bird. A bird? Aya frowned.

"Kenni! Come back down!" Tsuki shouted.

Aya glanced at Tsuki who was crawling out of the hole in the wall with Ayumi, then stared at the sparrow who had landed on the chandelier.

"Here Kuina, give me your shoe."

"Why?"

"Just give me."

"Why not your shoes?"

"Aya, give me yours."

"OK."

Aya gave her the shoe. Ayumi grabbed it and aimed it carefully at the bird. In the last minute possible, the bird flew out the window. Unfortunately, Aya's shoe was stuck on the chandelier.

"Great! Now Kenni flew away!" Tsuki wailed.

Ayumi glared, "Oh be quiet, Kuina."

"Hey um, you guys," Aya said hesitantly. If they call each other Kuina and Kana, why not her?

"Kuina and Kana?"

They stopped and stared.

"I can't take it anymore! I hate those names!" Kana said.

"Which ones?" Kuina asked.

"What the stupid government says, I am not going to listen. Screw them, they're on their own. Who cares. I'm sick and tired of saying different names. We probably had over 50 undercover names by now."

"I think some of the names are ok," Kuina said.

Aya was…well…lost.

"So, am I going to get my shoe back anytime soon? I don't think my mom would like it if she finds my shoe stuck on a chandelier in someone else's house."

Kuina jumped and ran up the wall onto the ceiling, grabbed the shoe from the chandelier, and when falling, twisted in midair and landed on her feet.

"Here, sorry," she apologized.

Aya took the shoe and placed it on her foot. A flash of red reminded her of something.

"Daisuke! I completely forgot about him!"

"How can you? He's on your lap," Kana said.

Aya ignored this statement and asked, "What happened to him?"

Kana and Kuina looked at each other. Kuina took a step forward. Aya tensed. She looked at Kana and saw something glinting on her hip. Aya looked back down at Daisuke.

Come to think of it, their voices sounds a lot like the ones that…, Aya gasped. The're going to kill me!

WhiteWolf92: Another cliffy!

Koro: Grrr…(pounces on WhiteWolf92, strangling her) NO. MORE. CLIFFHANGERS!

Extra

A/N: My friend wants a SatoshiXPaperBag pairing, but… it just doesn't fit in the story that much so, I'm devoting the end of this page for my friend. Some of my characters are in this, too.

Aya: (walks over to Satoshi's room) Hey bro, what are you doing in there? (opens door)

Aya: (--o)

Satoshi: (holding a paper bag) SSh! Quiet! My love is sleeping!

Aya: … (walks out)

School

Daisuke: (walks over to Aya) Hi! Where's Satoshi?

Aya: My brother's on a date with a paper bag.

Daisuke: What?

Aya: I know what you're thinking.

Restaurant

Satoshi: Isn't this romantic?

PaperBag: …

Satoshi: I skipped school just for you.

PaperBag: …

Satoshi: Waiter, can I get a check, please?

Waiter: Are you done?

Satoshi: Yes.

Waiter: How about you?

PaperBag: …

Satoshi: (looks for credit card)

(Waitress comes, grabs the paper bag and the dirty plates while Satoshi continues to look for card)

Satoshi: Oh, here it is. (Looks up and screams)

Satoshi: Where are you? (Grabs waiter) Have you seen…

Waitress: (Comes around corner) a paper bag? I threw it away. Someone just dumped food in it.

(Satoshi was trying to "feed" the paper bag by just stuffing food in it)

Satoshi: NOOOOOOO!

(Satoshi runs around in circles holding head while everyone in restaurant is staring at him)

Satoshi: NOOOOO!

(Kana flicks out sword and hits Satoshi with the blunt side of the sword)

Satoshi: X.X

Everyone else: …

THE END