(Intro)

Hey, yo wassup homie G's,

Captain is what you should call me,

Capt. Olimar is my hot new name,

I'll tell you all about Pikmin the game!

(Verse 1)

They are cute, no they are not,

The red ones are angry and their hot,

Yellow ones they are so ferocious,

Blue ones, they swim in poisoned oceans,

But guess what? That's not all there is,

They are not cute, they cuss and diss!

United they strangle, take on and kill,

Even big birds, with hella big bill...s,

The fattest and meanest big fat creatures,

But more than that, Pikmin 2 features,

Purple and White, big and small,

7 colors overall,

They're so strong, and all-in-all,

They're the best, still not so tall.

(Verse 2- Louie)

Hey hey hey! Guess who the heck I am!

It's Louie, I like to say DAMN,

I'm so smart, so handsome, I like ham!

A cook I am, I'm so good, DAMN!

Now listen to this recipe, be amazed,

Keep up with me, don't get lost, it's not a maze (here we go)!

Get some eggs, make 'em raw, apples and ham,

Put them all in a good ol' fryin pan,

Turn on da heat and then BAM!

Add some rum and the watch out, cuz WHAM (oooh),

Fire's risin! Look at that, flames are from hell!

Still not so hot but still oh so well,

Now watch as everything melts!

Adding some salt sure may help,

The result is um... Pizza Hut?

I just noticed I might have messed up (that's not a surprise)...

(Verse 3- Olimar)

OK, Louie, that's too much,

This is my rap and as such,

I will choose just what to do,

You suck and your recipes, too (hey),

Well, you know, the truth hurts a bit,

I tried your recipe it was um... shit,

But that's not what my topic is about,

It's about PIKMIN! (really? no! seriously, get out.)

(Verse 4- Joe)

Hey homies, name's Joe!

Bob, you know him, right? (no...)

Well he's just my big bro,

Anyways, who cares, so let's go!

In training rooms we were trained,

Soldiers we became, respect we didn't gain,

Then everyone died, me and my bro were left,

A red dude came and accused us of theft,

No wait that's not how it went at all,

Helped us he did, he made us all!

Thank him we tried to, but he couldn't understand,

Anyways he made many of us and formed a band!

Together we all killed, slaughtered and tortured,

Killed an emperor, he gave us a fortune,

With that the red dude could return home,

And so he did, and then he was gone...

(Verse 5- James)

Yawn... I guess it's my friggin turn...

But I don't want to, I wanna return,

Home is where I belong,

But OK, I'll rap, from when Olimar was gone,

He came back sometime later, with a new blue guy,

When amused he was he popped open his eye,

He tried to cook, oh my god, poor homie...

He thought his recipes were really h0rny...

Since I just said that I won't go to heaven,

But seriously, he was as bad as Devon...

Sorry for that, I'm a real bad guy,

When I was born I didn't say hi,

I said 'Go away, I'm just really tired,

I didn't even wanna get hired...

Work I didn't want to, I was tired, too...

People thought that I had an IQ of 2...

I guess I think that that's it for my friggin rap,

Now I'll go to sleep as quick as a cat catches a rat... (zzz)

(Ending- Olimar)

So yeah, that's the end,

This rap I hope nobody offend,

Cuz if I did, well I'm sorry,

But I just really had to hurry,

Not much time I really had,

But I'm done, and I'm really glad,

So now, don't get mad,

But this is the end, yeah, I know you're sad,

But to end it really had,

So now don't tell your dad,

That this rap is really bad,

Looking for something to rime with had...

Oh well, just whatever,

This rap gonna end ever?

Is it gonna last forever?

Nope it's not, forever is never,

Sorry, almost over I had to,

No raps goes forever, and poems too,

Last lines, there are two,

Now GO PLAY PIKMIN 2!