Disclaimer: I in no way own Sesshoumaru.
A/N: Wow, I didn't expect such a feedback from you guys. Thank you! Here's the next chapter.
Day 18,285, Entry 19
Toad came up with some plan for get my brother. I had to give him money to hire people.
This better works. A flying carriage doesn't come cheap you know?
Day 18,286, Entry 20
Found brother in a human village.
Figures.
Looks like he finally got himself a girlfriend. I pity her.
Hair is in top shape, just got a full day spa treatment, someone's gonna see me whether they like it or not.
Day 18,286, Entry 21
Oh look, they spotted me.
My hair is so much better than theirs…
Day 18,286, Entry 22
Inuyasha just fell for Jaken's lame plan. Is he really related to me?
Time to take a hair break while his Mom gets him to talk.
Day 18,286, Entry 23
What? He spilled already? Fine, I'll make my entrance but if the fans notice anything wrong with my hair, you're dead.
Day 18,286, Entry 24
Chuckle mysteriously, fans love that.
Brother just screamed cause I pulled a pearl out of his eye.
Wimp.
Try getting a full body wax, then you can talk to me about pain.
Day 18,286, Entry 25
Now in father's grave. Wonderful.
He should really fire the guy who designed this place.
Day 18,286, Entry 26
Found the sword. Tried to take it. Got my hand burnt.
There goes three hours at the salon.
Day 18,286, Entry 27
Great. Inuyasha and his groupies caught up with me.
Man is he ugly.
He tried to pull the sword out. Of course, he couldn't.
May as well kill him now.
Day 18,286, Entry 28
Weakling, he couldn't even break away from my fluff.
It's a fluff.
Tried to strangle him…stopped for two reason.
One. His girlfriend just pulled out the sword.
Two. This position looks too wrong to stay in.
Day 18,286, Entry 29
They made me. I spent the entire day at the spa and they made me turn into a giant dog.
Who's gonna be attracted to that?
Don't answer that.
Whoof.
Day 18,286, Entry 30
He poked my eye. Out of everything, he goes and poke my eye.
Now it's gonna be irritated and red. Great.
Day 18,286, Entry 31
That bastard! He chopped off my left arm!
I know it wasn't as pretty as my right arm but it didn't deserve that.
You know what blood lost does to your complexion, you jerk?
Day 18,287, Entry 32
Had to leave father's grave. Has to find makeup artist.
I did not run away.
Day 18,288, Entry 33
The makeup artist is on vacation. Forced to wait for him under a tree. Marvelous.
Day 18,289, Entry 34
The toad found me. Everything gets better and better doesn't it?
I knew I should have drowned him.
Day 18,290, Entry 35
How I still have my diary I do not know.
Now someone keeps playing the flute.
It sounds crappy.
Shut the hell up already, you suck.
Even without my arm, I'm still sexy. Yes.