Hinata goes killing happy.

Hinata was walking around the streets of Konoha, thinking about her cousin, Neji, and all the awful things he had said about her! She had stood up for him! she hated the way he was treated!... Then she realised. He deserved everything he got! "I know! I'll kill my precious little bitter Hyuuga cousin...thing!" Yes, that's a lot of adjectives right there. She was obviously suicidal. In an almost Mary-sue-ish author sort of way.

Neji was so screwed. See? Learn from this children. It's always the shy and quiet ones.

This line of thinking was great for Hinata. Because obviously, if you're angry at someone, it's best to take it out on them in the most violent way possible. Working it out without violence does nothing but solve the problem in a less violent way. Using the word 'violent' in different way makes me sound cool, doesn't it? And we couldn't have Hinata solving her problems without violence! That just wouldn't be fun.

...If only Naruto was here to watch me brutally murder my own cousin. That'd be sweeeeeeet!

A bloodied Sakura walked past Hinata.

Ooh. Who did she kill!

If only our poor Hinata knew. Then maybe she'd be after Sakura, rather than Neji.

"Who'd you kill Sakura?" Asked Hinata, without the usual stuttering, what if our cherry blossom suspected something!

"No one." Sakura smiled cheerfully and completely ignored the obvious lack of stuttering.

"Okay! Have a nice day! ."

"Will do, Hinata! BYE!"

Well then. Now that that was over and done with, and Sakura obviously hadn't killed anyone -- namely her childhood crush, Hinata could finish her life's quest. Which had only become her quest five minutes ago, but sounded cooler being a life's quest. Go her and her coolness.

The Hyuuga girl skipped over to Neji's house which happened to be a couple of metres from where she had been standing beforehand don't you hate it when I make really long sentences without commas or full stops?

She arrived at the front door and knocked a happy knock! There was thumping in the house, and Hinata wondered what her dear cousin must have been doing. A few seconds later there was a grunt and the door opened. Hinata gasped audibly! "Audible gasp!" she was shocked! she was surprised! she was shocked!

"Hi Neji . Why ya naked and panting as if you've run a mile?"

"That is none of your buisness, Hinata."

"Neeeeeeeeeeeeji, watcha doin'...come back and play!" came a giggling voice. It almost sounded girlish.

"Itachi! didn't I tell you to keep it down!" Hinata leaned to the side and peered inside Neji's house. Itachi was laying sprawled on the floor with sheets barely covering him.

She wondered idly why both boys were naked and slightly panting. Hmmm...Must have been seeing who could hold their breath the longest! Although that doesn't explain why they're naked...

"Hinata, what do you want." Hinata looked up at Neji. That was a statement. Shock.

"Oh, I just wanted to brutally murder you and bathe in your blood."

Shocked silence, although Itachi looked turned on. He smiled at Hinata in a way she wasn't entirely comfortable with, "You're hot, girlfriend!"

Hinata decided she would kill Itachi, too.

Neji was still in shock.

Hinata gentle fisted him in the face, then drew a dagger with her oposite hand. "Die, bishie woman!"

She drove the blade into her cousin's chest and it came out the other end, raining blood and guts all over the place. This of course, wouldn't usually happen, but Hinata wanted to bathe in Neji's blood, and bathe she would!

Black gunky liquid was flowing freely from the victim's chest as the Hyuuga girl wrenched her dagger free with slight dificulty. Neji fell to the ground.

"You got owned, bitch!" Hinata snapped her fingers, "Uh huh!"

Itachi ran to Hinata, tears running down his perfectly sculptured cheekbones. The girl cringed in disgust as he leapt upon her and clung, "Ew! get off me!"

She headbutted him and sent him to the ground. He clawed and sobbed! he couldn't believe that his newly found true love was doing this to him! to Itachi.

He was so aroused right now. Despite the sobbing. Yes.

"Ewww..." Hinata was over this. She picked up a pen, randomly lying by Neji's feet and stabbed Itachi in the eyes. He screamed like a little girl. Hehe. .

"Hmmm, gonna have to do something about that, too." She pointed downstairs, and Itachi's impaled eyesockets widened.

"N-no! anything but that! the one thing that makes people think I'm a man! I wanna be a man!" He curled up in a fetal position to block Hinata, who sighed in annoyance.

She pulled a crowbar out of her belt pouch and slammed it down on his midsection, slicing him in half. Maggots that had been feeding on Itachi's rotting flesh came pouring out onto the floor, squirming their way to their newest victim. Hinata. "Ewww...Neji...you did it with a Maggot infested pretty boy! EW!"

The maggots were getting closer! one actually touched her shoe!

She screamed and went running away from the Hyuuga Neji house of maggoty doom, which burst into flames for no particular reason but to keep our Kunoichis safe!

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Oooh...I got lazy, hence the crappiness, but I felt like writing, so WEEEEEEEEE!

And no, in the last chapter Sakura was not pmsy. Just because a girl goes out and randomly slaughters people doesn't mean she's pmsy. Silly person! .