Ino goes killing happy!
A sigh, "That's troublesome."
"Plz lyke i want 2 go c my sasuke kun!11 lolz"
"I'm watching the clouds..."
Maybe I should make the clouds drop on you, killing you on impact.
"Were you just thinking about killing me?"
"ov coarse not lolz" Yes. Yes I was.
Or maybe I could take over his mind...and make him do it with Sasuke- kun! That's sure to be Disney material!
"Are you sure you're not planning to pair me up with your beloved 'Sasuke- kun', so you can watch us go at it in the most kinkiest, sweatiest way?"
"Uh..." Totally. .!
"Oh, good. As long as you're not thinking that."
"ov coarse not lolz"
"You need to go back to school, and learn english. You're talking like you're on the internet." he added, muttering, "Weirdo..."
That got Ino's attention! "but we lyke dun hav ne computers in konoha or n net sooo y ohw do u kno what da net is/n how do i evn kno wat a compter us/"
Suddenly, in the most mysterious, but not so mysterious way, Ino could speak proper english again! and not just in her mind! go her! . "I hate you, you're mean. And cold. And you think girls are troublesome! That must mean you're gay!" and being the spoilt, judgemental little brat Ino is, she becomes angry! and suicidal! and angry!
"If I can't have you, no one can!" she screamed and pulled out an impossibly massive hammer from out of her top.
"Oh, crap."
"Grrr!" because I lack in knowing any better words to describe rage! and frustration! and rage! "DIE DEVIL BIRD!"
And since we all know that Shikamaru hates fighting girls, he puts up a weak fight, holding his arms up in front of him. Ino came on in a fury of swipes with the hammer, narrowly missing the boy's head, "Hey! watch it, Ino! what's your problem!"
Tears were streaming down Ino's face and she screamed, "YOU ARE! YOU AND YOUR GAY TENDENCIES!" she then whispered, and a spot light to add to the dramatic air fell upon her. Not litterally, just shining light upon her tear wracked form, "I...loved you..."
"Duh, I know that you were only treating me like crap, because you have deep seeded feelings for me. I've been reading Dr Phil's book. It helps everything, and tells me exactly what to do with my life, giving me no mind of my own."
Oh the horror. This was far worse than Shikamaru being gay! She had to save him now, from Dr Phil!
"I am sorry, my sweet love. But I must save you from the horror that is Dr Phil. And being a ninja, I must kill you in the most silent, bloody way possible." she then added as an after thought, "Actually, screw the silence! you can scream as much as you like!" . Take that any way you want to.
...And scream he did, as the hammer came hurtling towards him, one end spinning over the other.
...It hit him in the groin with so much power! so much speed! that he didn't even move.
...The hammer went right through him...and out the other side.
Blood! guts! testicles! sausage! went flying everywhere. No one was safe!
Shikamaru fell to the ground, twitching, a single perfect tear falling from his perfect face. "Why Ino...why..?"
"Iono, you just kinda pissed me off." She then lifted her left foot, with her special shoe on and stomped as hard as she could on her beloved's face.
Jaw was crushed as a sickening crunch of bone echoed around them. Blood welled up and leaked over the sides of what once was a perfect, if ugly, face.
The corpse suddenly jerked and Shikamaru's brain exploded with a pathetic pop! A squirt of blood from the boy's head hit Ino in the eye.
"MY EYE!" she screamed, and kicked the dead body in the side.
"Bye luffer!" She then skipped away merrily, waving to a blood stained, stuttering, running Hinata, who waved back! go me and my excessive use of adjectives and verbs!