Tenten goes killing happy!
"Lee, I said no. Now quit it!" Tenten sighed in annoyance, with an over excited Lee bouncing around her.
"But Tenten, you must feel the youth of springtime! you must blossom!"
"..."
He began whining, much to the displeasure of Tenten, "But Teeeeeeeeeeeeenteeeeeeeeeeeen, you must shine with the springtime of youth! you must blossom like the..."
Blah, blah, blah. I'm going to kill him if he says it...I swear, I will rip his balls off and force feed them to him. Or maybe just stab him a lot. Stab, stab, stab!
"...wild flower of spring!"
Snap.
A scream sliced through the short silence, and Tenten spun a full circle before launching everyweapon on her body towards a shock Lee. He was fast, but not fast enough to beat the great weapon's master of doom! He caught two of the blades with one hand, two with the other, caught one kunai in his mouth and four with his feet. Unfortunately he couldn't grow another limb from his backsid, and so he fell to the grown, hammered down with kilos upon kilos of raw weapon weight!
Tenten stood over him with a thoughtful look on her face, "Hmm..He kinda looks like a hedgehog." She then laughed without an ounce of pity, or sorryness. Lee, who was still alive...sort of, looked up at her, his eyes filling with sorrowful tears, as opposed to those happy ones! He spat out the kunai he still held in his mouth.
"Why...Tenten? I thought we were friends...whatever I did, I'm sorry..." a choked sob.
Tenten laughed again, picked the kunai up that Lee had spat and spun it in her hand. That blabbering mouth of his had caused this trouble! again, take that however you like!
She stabbed down and drove the blade into his mouth, a spurt of blood jumping up to meet her. Lee flailed helplessly for a moment, struggling. A gurgle of denial left his throat before he slumped and became still. Still as death. Which would make sense, since he's dead and all.
Tenten took her sweet time to remove every blade from his body, loving the twitch Lee's body made when she ripped one out.
Killing someone seemed to be very satisfying! it was great stress relief.
The kunoichi kicked the body into a nearby bush, barely hidden and skipped off to meet up with Ino, Hinata and Sakura! She had such great news!
While the other chapters lasted far longer than this one, we can imagine Tenten's pain. Come on, who could be around Lee for more than a minute or so without killing him? I know I couldn't! .