Tsunade goes killing happy!

This'll be the last chapter, and it will be short. I've started a new story about Inuyasha ...that and I can't think of any other ways to kill someone. XD I'm getting lazy, too. Which usually happens. Hope this story made you laugh as madly as it did, me. . ;

Tsunade sat in her office, silently, for if it wasn't silently she'd be speaking, or tapping her foot. If she was tapping her foot, it would be hitting whatever she was tapping it on, therefore making a tapping noise. Unless she was slamming her foot against whatever she was meant to be tapping on, then it would be a different noise. Which would then mean that it wouldn't be a tapping noise, taking away the whole point of her tapping her foot. Because she wouldn't be doing that! Wow, were you holding you breath the whole time you read that? I know I sure as hell did.

Suddenly! shockingly! surprisingly! Tsunade felt a disturbance in the force, by using her mad ninja-jedi powers. Of course, she didn't know what a Jedi was, but she knew it was cool. She only wished she could work out how to choke people to death with the force, like Anakin did to his girlfriend...Oops. Heads up! that was just a spoiler for the last Starwars movie, don't read it if you haven't seen it yet.

Jiraiya jumped through her open window and landed in a pose. A cool pose. A pose so cool, that it was cold and set things on fire, by being so cold. Yes.

"Hello, my love!"

"Hello, loser!"

"..."

Tsunade was feeling particularly pissy today. She just won a bet, and had all the alchohol in the world. Something was wrong. Something bad was going to happen. So bad, that it could possibly be really good for someone who's bad, therefore making something bad going to happen for good people, but something good for bad people. That would be scary. And so is my abuse of the comma key.

"I'm going to kill you."

"Eh?"

"I'm going to strip the flesh from the marrow of your bones. Then I'm going to feed your remains to your non existant family. THEN I shall laugh, laugh like I've never laughed before."

"..."

Tsunade leapt upon the frog man and smashed a bottle of sake on the edge of her desk. She then began slamming the broken bottle into the old man's face. He screamed and clawed at his face, blood running down with glass. His eyes had been torn apart and had peices of glass hanging off the edges of his eyelids.

The Hokage flipped backwards and landed in a neat stance, throwing the remains of the bottle over her shoulder. She ran forward and spun in a full circle, three times, kicking Jiraiya each time around. He went flying into a wall, where there sat a long line of hooks. He impaled himself on one and groaned.

Tsunade bit her thumb, did a few seals and slammed her hand on the ground. A giant slug appeared. A slug of doom and ...stuff that was like doom, only worse! and more impressive! though, what could be more impressive then doom. Doom is all.

"Eat him!" she screamed and pointed to the pervy man. Awww, poor Kakashi. No more pervy books for him!

The slug squelched forwards with the squelching sound and opened it's mouth...assuming a slug HAS a mouth and ate the old man. He let out one last scream before he was devoured into the fleshy goodness that is slug.

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The girls never got caught. In fact every women in the village realised how crappy the men were and killed them all off. The women became amazons. Amazon's are cool.

End.