Harpie stood next to Rowenna and Serenity, looking at the group of munchkins she'd accumulated. Rylie, still having duct tape over his mouth, looking very pissed off, was standing next to Joy and Darren, who were both looking extremely disappointed, but happy that they were getting ice-cream anyway.
Rachel was crying, and Matthew was looking angrily at the ceiling, as though it was the cork-styled ceiling's fault he'd lost at hide and go seek.
"We haven't found the last two kids yet, sweetie." Serenity said sweetly. "We're almost done."
"She knows where they are! She cheated!" Rylie shouted, though muffled through duct tape. Harpie shook her head and kicked him.
"Shaddup munchkin." She grumbled. "Alrighty. I guess I can't find Bade and Anna." She turned away from the glass doors and shouted. "Okay guys! You can come out now! You win!" Two squeals of excitement were heard as they ran out from behind the glass door.
"Yayyy!"
"They're FOUR! What're they gonna do with ten bucks?" Rylie shouted.
"Yeah, well, you're five. What're you gonna do with it?" Harpie snapped, removing his duct tape.
"Just shut up and be a good sport." Kaylie growled.
"Uh...guys?" Serenity put up her finger. "Not to be a pain or anything...but...uh...where's Joey?"
"Good question...he go to the bathroom or something?" Rowenna asked, looking at Harpie. She shook her head.
"Didn't tell me."
"Does that mean we lost?" Bade asked, puppy dog eyes and all.
"No, munchkin. It just means Joey cheated." Rowenna winked. "C'mon, let's go fin-"
" RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPE! HELP ME! I'M BEING MOLESTED! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! GETITOFFGETITOFF!GETITOFFGETITOFF!GETITOFFGETITOFF!GETITOFFGETITOFF!GETITOFFGETITOFF!GETITOFFGETITOFF!GETITOFFGETITOFF!GETITOFFGETITOFF!GETITOFFGETITOFF!GETITOFFGETITOFF!GETITOFFGETITOFF!GETITOFFGETITOFF!GETITOFFGETITOFF! RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPE!"
Serenity, Rowenna and Harpie's eyes all grew wide. "Mairi!" They shouted together, rushing for the parking lot.
"Let's hope he's not too molested when we get out there." Kaylie chimed.
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"So you think I'm hot?"
"I already told you! NO!" Joey whined, sweat dropping. "Please leave me alone!"
"Oh c'mon. I'm barren!" Mairi pouted, wrapping one of her legs around Joey's. He gulped quite audibly. She was right. Out in the parking lot, no one COULD hear you scream.
"Listen Mairi...I'm flattered and all...but...it's just...I've kinda got a girlfriend..."
"That's crap. Mom told me that your girlfriend already dumped you. Like...a month ago."
"How do people find out this crap?" Joey exclaimed. "I don't even live with my parents anymore!"
"Well, she heard it through Aunt Rebbekkah, who heard it from Aunt Annabelle, who heard it from Aunt Maureen, who heard it from Rowenna while she was talking to Serenity."
"Yay for eavesdropping." Joey muttered.
"So it's true then?"
"No it ain't! Me and Bish got back together!"
"Suuuuuuuuuure."
There was a hiss from their left, and their conversation was cut short. The two teenagers turned to find a pissed off looking Rowenna, flanked by a disgusted Harpie, and a slightly confused Serenity. Behind them was a rather amused, but still disturbed, Kaylie.
"Okay Mairi, back away from my brother or I'll rip out your ovaries." Rowenna growled.
"That wouldn't do much, seein' as she's barren and all." Joey growled.
"There's still reason for them."
"So if you're barren, do you get your period?" Serenity asked. The group just glared at her in awe.
"What does it matter?" Harpie exclaimed, shaking her head. "Listen, Mar, either you step away from the inu, or I kick your ass."
"He's your cousin! That's just gross!" Serenity exclaimed.
"Not if your cousin is as hot as Joey is."
"Or if you're as incestuous as Mairi." Kaylie muttered. She turned toward her twin sister in disgust. "Honestly. I'd understand slightly if the kid even liked you back a little bit, but obviously, he's completely disturbed."
"Kid!" Joey exclaimed, distracted from Mairi's hands moving under his shirt because of the remark from his younger cousin. "I'm older than ya!"
"Watch where those hands are going, Mairi." Harpie grumbled.
"I can't keep my hands off of this hunk. I don't know how you two do it." Mairi said, winking.
"Aw, cut it out. You're making him blush." Rowenna growled.
"More like vomit." Harpie muttered. Harpie and Rowenna slowly advanced on Mairi, who was still straddling Joey.
"Uh...guys...where did you-"
"Not now Joey, we're saving your ass." Rowenna snapped.
"Do you WANT to get raped by your cousin?" Harpie asked. "'Cause if so, we'll just leave you be."
"No! Help me!" He exclaimed.
"Hey!" Mairi pouted, seeming very offended.
"Then don't criticize us, puppy boy." Harpie nodded. Rowenna smiled.
"Now then. Off my brother, or I have your ovaries. Understand?"
"Fine." Mairi sighed, slowly removing herself from Joey.
"Now what were you going to say?" Rowenna asked him.
"Where are the kids?"
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