Disclaimer: I do not own Gravitation. That's all I have to say.
SIDE NOTE: Okay, my first Gravitation fic wasn't all that good, cuz I'd only read one manga, but now I've read up to, like, seven, so I'm fixing it...anywho, this time I'm making Yuki OOC again...but on purpose. You'll see what I mean, just read.
Shuichi peeked over the couch behind his novelist lover. Yuki, in turn, opened one eye in the singer's direction. Shuichi ducked behind the couch again with a cute giggle.
"Stop doing that," Yuki said blandly. "It's annoying."
"Yuki-kun, do you know what day it is?" Shuichi asked. His lover paused and pulled his cigarette out of his mouth. He sighed.
"What day is it, brat?"
"It's my birthday," Shuichi replied, popping his head up from behind the couch again. "I never told you."
"How nice for you." Yuki put the cigarette back in his mouth and leaned back on the couch, taking the conversation to be over. However, a low whine told him otherwise. Again, the novelist sighed. "What's the matter, brat?"
"You're so mean, Yuki-kun." Sniffle. "You're not even going to say 'happy birthday'?"
Yuki rolled his eyes. He just knew the little brat was going to start crying if he didn't say something. So he ruffled his lover's pink hair and muttered a, "Happy birthday, brat." Something like this would usually be enough to satisfy the young teen, but today seemed to be different. Shuichi burst into tears. Slightly alarmed, Yuki looked at him and said, "What's the matter now?"
"Y-you big meanie! You're a meanie and a liar!" Shuichi rubbed his eyes.
"Look, I said happy birthday, what more do you want?"
"See, you just brush me off!" Shuichi stood up, eyes red. "You think I'll be satisfied with little things and I'll just let you brush me away forever, but it hurts! If you're gonna be my lover, don't toy with me!"
"You whine too much," Yuki griped.
"You're just mean!" Shuichi argued. That was the point that the argument turned ugly. Eiri turned in his chair and glared at his young lover.
"How would you act if someone as whiny and loud as you hovered around all the time?!"
"I'm not whiny! I'm just sensitive!"
"You cry too much!"
"That's because you're so mean to me!"
"I'm only mean because you WHINE!"
"Stop yelling at me!" sobbed Shuichi. He covered his ears. "Stop it!"
"You wouldn't understand how stressful my life is! Especially with you in it!" Yuki added the last part just as an emotional stinger for the pink-haired boy.
"Well you wouldn't understand how horrible my life is with you yelling at me all the time!" Shuichi wiped the tears from his eyes. "You wouldn't last one day if you had to be me!"
"I could do your life, easy!" snapped the older man. "You could never take mine on!"
"You want to bet on that?" Shuichi challenged. This struck a competitive chord in Yuki's brain. He smirked.
"Are you challenging me?"
"I, Shindou Shuichi challenge you to spend two weeks in my life." The young boy folded his arms across his chest. "You'll have to act like me, talk like me, and do whatever I normally do during the day."
"Same goes for you," Yuki shot back. "Two weeks as me...think you can handle it, brat?"
"Any day," Shuichi said treacherously.
And the challenge was on.
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After their fight, Yuki and Shuichi had spent the night in different rooms. They were too angry to even think of sleeping together. So in the morning, Shuichi was surprised to find Yuki in his bed, clinging to his arm and cuddling close to him. The gesture was so cute, Shuichi just wanted to glomp him. But he remembered their deal and he guessed that Yuki was just there to act like him.
So, he thought with an evil grin. I might as well do the same.
Without another thought, Shuichi pushed Yuki off the bed. The blond man immediately woke up. He blinked sleepily.
"What was that all about, brat?" asked Shuichi, doing an excellent impression of his lover. Yuki pouted; extremely cute.
"Shuu-kun, you're so mean," he whined.
"Get used to it, brat." Shuichi grinned evilly. "And don't forget...you've got work."
"Work? I am not going to the tone-deaf music studio!" Yuki snapped, losing character for a moment. "That wasn't part of our deal, brat!"
"Yes it was, Yuki-kun," Shuichi taunted happily. "You have to do what I do normally during the day...and what I normally do is go to work. So you have to go to work."
"Okay, fine." In an instant Yuki was back in character. "But Shuu-kun...you have a novel to finish. The deadline is coming up soon."
Shuichi blinked. "I what?" He looked after his lover, but Eiri was already running out the door, calling 'good-bye' cheerfully. Oh well... thought Shuichi. It'll be a piece of cake to write that novel.
And as Yuki drove to the studio, he smirked confidently to himself. How hard could it be to sing like a tone-deaf teenager?
SIDE NOTE: Bwahahahahaha!!!! I'm so evil...Yuki-kun has to act like Shuu-kun. I have ALWAYS wanted to see that, ever since I started reading Gravitation. I just really want to see Yuki-kun and Shuu-kun switch personalities!! It's going to be sooooo adorable!!!! Plz review!