Brittany: Okay, now for Chapter Two! First off I would like to thank everyone that reviewed, especially Cyber Girl Tara 4 Ever, because she was the ONLY ONE that gave me ideas on what Bakura should try next. Anyway…here is Chapter two, hope you enjoy it!

Bakura awoke bright and early. He had such a weird dream last night, but it gave him an idea on what to try next. There was so much water in his dream…so much water that…apparently, Ryou had to change Bakura's bedsheets a few minutes later because they were stained yellow.

After breakfast, Ryou was washing the dishes. "Hikari?" Bakura asked. "Can we go to the beach?" Ryou turned around so fast that a dish flew out of his hands and it crashed against the wall. "The beach?" Ryou questioned. "But you hate the beach! Remember last time we went there you sent the lifeguard to the shadow realm because he tried to save you from drowning!" Bakura glared. "I was not drowning! I was….practicing…uh…my ninja moves!" Ryou frowned. "Well, I suppose we can go, just don't send anything…or anyone to the shadow realm this time, okay?"

And so they were off. Ryou drove to the beach and now their toes touched the warm beach sand. "Bakura," Ryou warned. "Don't try anything stupid. I'm going to go to the restroom." And with that he left. Bakura grinned and watched the surfers ride the waves…up and down and up and down and up…………..and down. Suddenly he heard a noise behind him.

He quickly spun around and saw Yami and Yugi making a big sandcastle. Bakura gasped. "It's that baka (baka means fool) Pharaoh and his little midget sidekick!" He thought to himself. Just as he was about to make a move to send the midget to the shadow realm, Ryou came back. "That was quick," Bakura muttered. Ryou smiled. "Come on, Bakura, let's build a sandcastle!" "Wait, no, I-" But Ryou dragged Bakura away. "Okay, first you use wet sand and shape it like this," Ryou said. Bakura wasn't paying attention. He was too busy glaring at the Pharaoh. Yami laughed at something Yugi said and looked up. Just then his smile turned into a passionate glare as he spotted Bakura. "Tomb robber…" Yami muttered under his breath.

Yami said something to Yugi and stood up. Bakura stood up as well. They walked towards each other. Both hikaris (Ryou and Yugi) watched as Yami and Bakura came face-to-face with each other. "What are YOU doing here, stupid Pharaoh?" Bakura spat. "Same to you, baka tomb robber," Yami spat back. They glared at each other and their hikaris dragged them away from each other. "Let me go, Yugi!" Yami yelled. But he held on. Bakura managed to be released from Ryou's grip and Bakura dived at Yami. Suddenly Yami and Bakura were fighting, throwning punches at each other and kicking and fighting. Yugi, sensing danger, ran away to the hot dog stand. But Ryou watched the two fight and roll around in the sand.

"Stop this foolishness, both of you!" said a voice behind them. They stopped and turned around. Yami was the only one that gasped. "Dartz? Since when do you go to the beach?" Dartz smiled. It was really odd to see the Prince of Atlantis in swimming trunks and a snorkel. "Well, Chris hasn't been to a beach before. They never had any in Atlantis, just rocks and cliffs. No sand before the water. Isn't that right, Chris?" A small little girl walked out from behind him in her little swimsuit, with several floaties on her arms and a big one around her waist.

"Does she even know how to swim?" Yami asked. Chris gave a small no and looked at Bakura, as if suddenly realizing he was there. "Who's this handsome young man?" she squeaked. Her face turned pink and Bakura was in shock. Everyone turned to look at Bakura as he jumped up and cursed, his face bright purple, stomping out of the beach area muttering something about going to visit his good friend Rex Raptor.

Later that day, Bakura was still thinking about what to do. Watching those people riding the boards on the water looked like fun, but Bakura had enough of boards. His next hobby? Oh, you'll find out….meh heh heh….Bakura knew exactly what to do next….SHOPPING!

"Hello? Bakura where are you?" Ryou said as his cellphone rang. Ryou was still at the beach, and Bakura was calling from home. "I'm back at the house. Listen, can you take me to the mall?" Ryou was dead silent. "Uh…what for? It's not really normal for guys to go to the mall…it's more of a girl thing." "Oh please take me please!" Bakura begged. "I don't have a driver's license and I need someone to drive me there!" Ryou sighed. "Alright, I'll drive you there, but I'm NOT going inside, okay? Call me with my cellphone when you want to come home, okay?"

Later that day Bakura was out shopping and Ryou sat inside his house watching TV. Ryou was crying immensely. "Why Lassie? WHY?" Ryou said between sobs. Suddenly the news came on. "We interrupt this program for a special news report." Ryou wiped off his tears and focused on the TV. The newsman continued. "Earlier today a young man was arrested for shoplifting at a local mall outside of Domino, Japan." A picture of the man filled the screen. Ryou practically had a heart attack and leapt of the couch. The newsman continued. "The man has been identified as Bakura and is being taken to local police for further analisys. After the capture, Bakura had this to say." A video of Bakura being dragged to the police car was now showing. "I didn't know you actually had to PAY for the things!" Bakura said as he was shoved inside the car. The car drove away, and the clip ended. Ryou was shocked. "We now return to your local program." The newsman said. Ryou shut off the TV and hopped into his car and drove to the police station.

Brittany: Okay, listen. Now I need ideas. PLEASE and I'm begging you to review and give me some ideas because my brain is an empty shell.

Ryou: No it's not.

Bakura: Again, you are being so mean to me!

Brittany: What? It's not MY fault you thought you actually had to PAY for the things they displayed at the mall.

Bakura: (mutters and pouts)

Brittany: Please review! Thanks!