Brittany: Okay, this is really stupid. I can't upload any chapters for a while because my "and, cut!" story was banned off the internet because it was in "script format". How gay is that? Anyway, I'm sorry for the wait. Please enjoy this next chapter.

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Bakura's Diary Entry

July 11, 2005

Ryou locked me in my room again. I don't understand why I am being punished! It wasn't my fault that I sent Tea to the shadow realm! Well…okay it was. But she deserved it! Ryou says I need to be in my room to "think about what I've done". But instead, I'm writing in this diary.

Also, Ryou says I need to get a job so I can blow off some steam. He says I need to be "disciplined", whatever that means. And guess what, for my job, I'm going to be….oh what was it…something like "babysitting" or something. Anyway I start tomorrow for some woman named Molly.

"Bakura you can come down now," Ryou called from downstairs. Bakura quickly shut his diary and ran downstairs a little too fast. He fell down the stairs doing several cartwheels before landing right on top of Ryou. "Get off me," Ryou struggled, gasping for breath. Suddenly the phone rang and Bakura immediately got off and answered it.

"Hello?"

"Hi, is this Bakura?"

"Yes…"

"This is Molly. Listen, I need you to come in and baby-sit right now because I have to go to work. Can you come in now?"

"Uh….sure?"

"Great. Bye."

Bakura hung up the phone and Ryou asked who it was. "It was Molly, she wants me to baby-sit right now." Ryou looked at him. "Then you better go!" And with that Bakura was out the door. "I don't even know how to baby-sit" Bakura thought to himself as Ryou drove Bakura to Molly's house. Bakura opened the door and gasped as he saw several children screaming and jumping on couches. Molly looked relieved as she saw Bakura at the door. "Oh good you're here, okay. I'll only be gone for a few hours, think you can handle it?" Bakura shrugged and Molly left the house.

Bakura looked again at the children. There were only 4, but Bakura was already having bad thoughts about this. The oldest, Tess, looked about 4 years old, a girl, with short blonde hair in two pigtails. Oh wait, was Bakura seeing double? There was another girl that looked exactly like her. Her twin actually, Jess, grinned evilly at her sister as she grinned back. "Hey," Bakura thought, "they stole my evil smirk! No one smirks like that exept me!" Then there was a boy that looked about 2, Ben, with short brown hair wearing spider-man pajamas in the middle of the afternoon, and of course there was the youngest girl, Kira, that was still in diapers. Fortunately the infant was sleeping at the time, in it's crib.

There was an odd silence for a while. Bakura and the children just stood there staring at each other. "Uh…hi?" Bakura said, breaking the silence. Immediately the children began screaming and yelling and jumping on the couches again. "Hey that looks like fun," Bakura thought. He jumped onto the couch and started bouncing. Because of the sudden change of weight, the children were thrown off the couch as Bakura was still jumping.

Ben looked at Bakura like he was the meanest person on the face of this Earth. Immediately he broke down crying and sobbing on the carpet. As Bakura got down from the couch, Tess and Jess ran off somewhere, giggling. "Hey wait, come back," Bakura called after the twins. But his attention turned to Ben, who was still crying. Bakura stood there thinking about what to do. Then Bakura remembered something. A couple years ago he had been watching tv and they had a special about toddlers, something about turning it over and slapping it's back. Bakura picked up Ben and flipped him over gently. Just when he was about to bring down his hand, a crashing sound came from another room.

Bakura left Ben on the floor (he was still crying) and ran to the crashing sound. As Bakura walked into the dining room, he saw a shattered vase on the floor. Beside the vase stood the twins. Bakura looked at them, hoping for an explanation. "She did it!" they both said, pointing to each other. Bakura thought for a moment. "Well, I believe both of you, so you're both in time out!" Bakura said, trying to put on a stern voice. Jess stuck out her tongue at Bakura. "You can't make us!" and they ran off again.

Then there was crying again from the living room. Bakura walked in expecting Ben to be in fits, but actually he wasn't crying. It was the baby. Bakura picked it up and held it. Now he really didn't know what to do. "Maybe I should call Ryou." Bakura said, picking up the phone. Then it came to him. He really didn't know how to use a phone. Sure, he picked it up and talked at the house but, he didn't know what all of those buttons with numbers were for. Pressing random numbers, the phone began ringing.

"Hello, Ryou are you there?"

"….who's Ryou?"

"Isn't this his house?"

"No sir, this is Tony's Pizza Place. Would you like any pizza, only 10.00, free on delivery if later than 15 minutes…?"

"…..okay!"

"Name?"

"Bakura."

"……do you have a last name, sir?"

"….no."

"….address?"

"uh…hold on… … … … … 636 Corey dr."

"And what kind of pizza would you like?"

"Cheese, extra large…oh, and can I have the special with the dessert cup?"

"Of course, is that all?"

"Yep."

"Okay bye."

"Bye."

Bakura hung up the phone and smiled at himself. He hadn't eaten pizza for a long time. Ryou had forbidden him from pizza ever since the time when Bakura was walking to the table with the pizza, and he tripped on something. The pizza soared out of the box and had landed in Ryou's hair. He couldn't get it out for weeks.

Bakura then suddenly remembered why he had used the phone. "Oh, I still have to call Ryou," Bakura began pressing random numbers again.

Bring bring…

"Hello?"

"Ryou?"

"Yes…who is this?"

"It's Bakura."

"Oh, hey Bakura…is there a problem? I hear crying."

"Actually there is a problem. How to I get this kid to stop crying?"

"…what age group is it?"

"huh?"

"How old is the kid!"

"Oh! Uh…I don't know…a couple months?"

"Okay. Usually you rock it back and forth in your arms and usually it stops crying and goes to sleep for a few hours."

Bakura put down the phone and rocked the baby in his arms, but it still was crying.

"She's still crying, what do I do now?"

"Did you try giving her some milk?"

"No, hold on…"

Bakura set down the phone again and went into the kitchen. He poured the milk into a cup and took the cup out of the room. He put the cup to the baby's mouth, but the milk just ran down her face. "Drink it you stupid baby!" But her mouth stayed closed. Bakura took away the milk and Kira started crying again. Bakura picked up the phone.

"It's not working! The milk just runs down her face!"

"…Bakura! You're supposed to put it in a bottle!"

"The baby?"

"NO! The milk!"

"Oh. Okay, hold on."

"No, don't hold on. Do you want me to come over there and help you?"

"No I got it."

"…are you sure?"

"Yep! I have it completely in my control."

"….well alright, if you're sure then…bye."

"Bye!"

Bakura hung up the phone and put the milk in a bottle. Then he put the bottle up to the baby's mouth. The milk poured down her face again.

"You're supposed to put the lid on!" came a voice behind him. Bakura turned around, where the twins stood standing in the doorway. They snickered and seemed to mock him with their evil eyes. "I knew that!" Bakura snapped, lying. Bakura muttered as he twisted the cap on. The baby now drank happily from the bottle, and calmed down.

Meanwhile back at Ryou's house, Ryou was wondering if Bakura was alright. And even more important, if the children were still alive. And for some reason, the mind-link wasn't working. Ryou hopped into his car and drove off to Molly's house.

Bakura had finally gotten the baby to go to sleep. He put her back in the crib and walked past where Ben was asleep on the couch. Bakura plopped down on another couch and sighed. Babysitting was so much work! Bakura slowly drifted off to sleep.

In Bakura's dream world…

"No! Not the chainsaw! No!" Bakura ran through a forest where a monster was chasing him. Bakura was now in a dead end, with nowhere to go. He turned around and faced the monster. But now, the monster had turned into Tess and Jess. They were multiplying like when Yami uses the "multiply" magic card on Keriboh. Now several Tess's and Jess's were everywhere! "ha ha ha-ha ha!" they mocked him with their high-pitched laughter. They were now surrounding him, swarming him, trapping him. "Nooooo!" Bakura screamed. Then all was quiet. Everything was dark. Then Bakura could hear loud giggling again.

Bakura's eyes snapped open. All he could see was white. Bakura sat up and gasped. Tess and Jess were 2 inches away from his face. "Ah!" Bakura jumped. He looked down at his body. The twins had completely covered him in toilet paper!

"Why you little- !" Bakura said, leaping off the couch at the girls. They laughed as Bakura fell to the floor. His body was rapped in toilet paper, binding his arms and legs together. Bakura helplessly squirmed like a worm on the carpet. "Get me out of here!" Bakura yelled. The girls just snickered and laughed. Suddenly there was a knock at the door. The girls gasped and looked at the door. Bakura lied on the ground waiting for someone to come through the door to help him. The door opened.

"Ryou!" Bakura said as he saw who it was. Ryou gasped as he saw his yami wrapped in toilet paper. Ryou quickly ripped it off. With Bakura's arms free, Bakura took the chance and jumped at the girls. They screamed and ran. Bakura grabbed their shirt collars. Bakura grabbed his Millennium Ring to send them to the shadow realm, but Ryou snatched it away.

"No," Ryou said. "You're not sending another innocent person to the shadow realm." Bakura looked at Ryou wide-eyed. "Innocent?" Bakura yelled. "You call these evil little girls innocent? Look at what they did to me!" Bakura pointed feircly at the pile of ripped up toilet paper.

Ryou pulled the girls away from Bakura. "But they're just kids, Bakura! I mean, just think about the things you did when you were a kid!" Bakura froze and thought a moment. "Oh," Bakura said, remembering. "Well, that's different! I was a tomb robber!"

"Tomb robber or not, you're not going to send the girls to the shadow realm!"

"Yes I am!"

"No you're not!"

"Yes I am!"

"No you're-"

Suddenly the front door opened, and in came Molly. "Oh, good, you're still in one piece," she said, relieved. Bakura and Ryou looked at each other oddly. "So, how did it go?" Molly asked. Bakura shrugged. "It was okay." Molly smiled and gave Bakura some money. Bakura looked down at the money. "What are these…odd pieces of paper with the number 20 on them? Oh well, maybe Ryou knows…"

Molly smiled again. "And for such a good job, you can come babysit here tomorrow, too!" "Noooo!" Bakura screamed. Everyone stared at him. "Uh…I mean…I'm sorry but, I can't come in…ever…" Molly frowned. "I'm sorry to hear that. Well, I guess I'll find someone else then." And with that, Bakura was out the door. "Thank god I'm out of there. Okay Ryou, let's go home." They hopped into the car and drove off down the street.

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Brittany: Well that's it! And yes, Tea's still in the shadow realm! What do you think, should Tea stay there or come back? Message me to vote! By the time of the 6th or so chapter I will decide based on the majority of the polls! Here, to start off…

Stay in- 2

Come out-2

Ryou: See you next chapter!

Brittany: Oh, and I need more ideas, too. Thank you all for the ideas last time!

Ryou: Bye!