Disclaimer: I don't own Love Hina or Star Trek
Love Hina: The Next Generation the introduction
Space. . .
The final frontier
These are the voyages of the star ship Hinata Sou
My continuing mission
To explore strange new worlds
To seek out new life
And new civilizations
And to get laid (what else is the captain supposed to do on this ship)
featuring. . .
Captain Keitaro Urashima (1st in command)
He is the captain of this ship. He has no class, is a total perv and a complete idiot. He only got his job because his grandmother is an admiral and everyone kisses her ass by letting her idiotic grandson run a ship. He romances most of the women he meets on many of the planets he travels to and gets his crew into a lot of trouble for it. His captain's chair doesn't come with a seatbelt and is always goes flying towards the viewer screen when the ship makes a stop. Since he is an idiot, he hasn't figured out that little fact yet.
Commander Naru Narusewega (2nd in command )
She was assigned to this ship by starfleet command to basically keep Captain Urashima and his crazy crew out of their hair. She is the brains and sanity of this outfit and the only one who see how screwed up things are. She is the voice of reason aboard this ship that's if anyone would listen to her.
Lt. Commander Seta Noriyesu (3rd in command and science officer)
He is the science officer aboard this ship and is extremely intelligent and a hard worker aboard this ship. He has the nasty tendency to say some off color remarks and comments and that bothers most people and he is the only one to specifically request assignment to the Hinata Sou. He is a good and trusted friend of the captain.
Lt. Commander Motoko Aoyama (ship security)
Motoko is a quiet reserved person who works diligently at all of her tasks. She is know for her almost superhuman strength and endurance. She is a hard worker and a valued asset aboard this ship. No one else wants her on their ship because of her use of sometimes excessive force when dealing with unruly people and don't even ask me to mention what happens when you make a mistake in her department. She doesn't take jokes really well and can't stand the captain but tolerates his presence because of her rank.
Lt. Kaolla Su (ship engineer)
She has boundless energy and is the best when it comes to taking care of the ship engines among other things. She was born blind but wears a visor that allows her to see things the others aren't capable of seeing. She doesn't use her crew for too much since she can handle most everything her self. It is the only way that she can get tired enough to sleep. She spends her free time making various inventions which always get in the way of completing their missions and not to mention causing havoc. This is the reason why this ship is the only one who would allow her aboard.
Shinobu Maehara (ship cook)
She cooks the meals for the ships crew. She is a nice quiet girl and is a pleasure to be around just don't insult her or her cooking. The hidden truth is that most everyone hates her cooking. The only exceptions are Keitaro, Su, and Mutsumi. They only say it is good because of her inability to take rejection well. The last person who openly disliked her cooking got quite a experience to say the least. No one knows what happened but that person got thrown out of the mess hall bent into the shape of a pretzel(extremely painful). Do I have to tell you why this ship was the only one to take her aboard?
Haruka Urashima (ship counselor)
She was hired by the captain as ship counselor and can read people's minds or that's the way it seems with her. She is good at what she does best but no one else wanted her aboard their ship because the thought of having someone know everything you were thinking was disturbing to say the least. By the way, she despises liars and will make sure you will regret telling a single lie to her. Not to mention, don't have any thoughts that will piss her off or you will be dealt some serious pain.
Dr. Mutsumi Otohime (ship doctor)
Mutsumi Otohime is the ship doctor for the Hinata Sou and a good one at that but a total air head who constantly forgets things, important things like to remember to put the heart back in before sewing up the patient(she got sued for that). She sometimes makes some stupid mistakes but since no one else wanted to serve aboard this ship she got the job. She is a good friend of Keitaro's but not "that" way. That is probably the only reason why she hasn't got fired for her gross incompetence.
Tama the turtle (Kaolla Su's pet)
This turtle is a good friend of Su and is known to cause some mischief from time to time. She is good natured but a little troublemaker who can cause some havoc from time to time. Like when Tama unbuckled Naru's seatbelt just before stopping and Kanako watched as she went flying towards the viewer screen(painful). Kanako couldn't stop laughing for quite some time.
Kanako Urashima (aide to Dr. Otohime)
A well qualified nurse to say the least. In fact, she knows more than the doctor does. The voice of reason and sanity in this department, she takes care of everyone in this ship. She can't stand Commander Narusewega or the queen bitch ( her little pet name for her) and just barely tolerates her presence.
Kuro the Cat (Kanako's pet)
Kuro is a friend of Kanako and is always does whatever Kanako wants her friend to do. They often team up in creating mischief and misery for the queen bitch.
Mitsune "Kitsune" Konno (ship bar keep)
she works at ten forward as bar keep and sometimes gives the captain good advice. Almost always drinking sake even when she is supposed to be working. She is quite smart if you can find her in one of those moments when she isn't drunk.
Ensigns Haitani and Shirai
They do all of the hard dirty work on each away mission and are always getting hurt by something or somebody.
Author Notes: This is the introduction to my latest story Love Hina: The Next Generation. I am a fan of Star trek as well and I thought what a funny story it would be if Love Hina was a bit like Star Trek The Next Generation. Star Trek plot lines mixed with Love Hina style humor and you got one heck of a story. This is just the introduction of the characters in this story and the parody of the beginning of each episode. Keitaro is speaking those lines in case you were wondering.