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Love Hina: The Next Generation
Chapter five
Naru was in her room and was about to have some cereal.
"Hmm. . . frosted flakes sounds good since all of my trix cereal had vanished. That stupid rabbit. . Oh well. . ." Naru said.
She takes a spoonful of the cereal and for no reason a large tiger ran into the room.
"There GREAT!" The tiger said.
She spits the cereal out of her mouth.
"This cereal sucks!" Naru said
"There GREAT and you are going to like it." Tony the tiger said.
"I hate this sugary crap." Naru said.
"The tiger has claws and sharp teeth so you are going to eat it or else." The tiger said
"Or else what?" Naru said upset that someone or something was telling her what to do.
"I am going to attack you with my sharp teeth and claws." Tony the tiger said.
"I am not taking any of your orders you shithead and you know why?" Naru asked.
"Why?" Tony asked getting even more angry that someone didn't like his favorite cereal.
"Teeth. . . claws. . I am the one with the phaser on kill." Naru yelled getting very angry.
She fired the phaser and Tony's face wore a look of terror as it hit him and vaporized him.
"Nobody tells me what to do and lives to tell the tale. Serves you right you asshole. Now I have to report to duty hungry or I could eat some of Shinobu's "fabulous" cooking." Naru said as she left her room to report for duty but first she had to drop something off in Keitaro's room.
She walked down the corridor and passed the rooms of the senior staff. First she passed by Mutsumi's room.
"I remember when I went into the room for something. It was an experience I can do without."
FLASHBACK
She opens the door to Mutsumi's room and walks in and the door closes behind her.
"Hello Naru, come on in. You can sit down on the sofa right here." Mutsumi said.
Naru sits on the sofa but what happens next makes her regret that descision.
She walks up to Naru and begins to speak.
"I am so happy that you like to be with me. Lets show the love that I now know that we share." Mutsumi said.
She gets on top of Naru and before she can even react she begins kissing her and her hands start to travel over Naru's body mostly focusing on her breasts, ass as she tries to take her clothes off.
She pushes Mutsumi off of her and begins to get upset.
"I am not in love with you and I am NOT a lesbian so leave me alone" Naru sad before she runs out of her room before she gets a chance to do anything else.
Oh that's what you say but I don't believe you. Mutsumi thinks to herself.
"Damn that girl never figures it out that I don't have feelings for her in that way. She is so dense it is almost laughable." Naru said to herself.
END FLASHBACK
She shudders as the memory of that comes back. She continues to walk until she gets to Su's room.
"Oh I know now never to enter this room under any circumstances. I swear everything that girl builds is either trying to kill me or have sex with me whether I want to or not and I definitely don't want to. On the rare occasions, neither of these things happen, I know that girl will be there ready to tear off my clothes and feel me up. That damn bisexual pervert even had the gall to say that it is her favorite thing to do besides have sex with the captain who is just as bad as she is." Naru said to herself.
Naru moves on and stops when she gets to Motoko's room.
"Now this is one of the few people who isn't perverted and that is a good thing if she would only think about what she sees before reacting to it." Naru said.
FLASHBACK
She walks up to the door and opens it and walks inside.
"Motoko! Are you in here?" Naru asked hoping that she was inside her room.
Motoko had just left her room but remembered that she forgot to lock her door and went back to lock it.
She tries to lock the door but accidently opens it instead.
"Oops, I did it again. I am so forgetful." Motoko said as the door opened revealing that Naru was in her room.
"Damn it. You feel me up and now you try to steal my belongings or are you here to satisfy your perverted urges, you damn pervert." Motoko yelled getting angry at her discovery.
"Look, Motoko! It isn't what it looks like!" Naru pleaded but Motoko would hear none of it.
"And now you waste my time listening to your feeble lies. Prepare to face punishment for your crime." Motoko yelled before using a ki attack to punish Naru for her transgressions.
She flew out of her room into the hallway and slammed into the wall.
Damn that hurt. Why wouldn't that stupid woman ever use her brain for once that stupid bitch. Naru thought to herself.
Haruka walked by and when she heard her thoughts she thought that she was referring to her and that pissed her off. She could have listened to her side of the story but she rather punish her for any possible transgressions instead of listening to what she would call lies and half truths.
She hurled punches and kicks and kicked Naru's ass all over the deck until she was satisfied with the punishment that she gave out to Naru.
"Ow, that hurt. I am really getting tired of this crap." Naru said.
"I wouldn't hit you if you would stop being a bitch." Haruka said before leaving.
END FLASHBACK
She continued walking till she passed Kanako's room.
I never been in her room before and judging by past performance, I am guessing that only pain and torment will come to me if I ever cross that door. If hell exists, then my Satan would look just like Kanako since her everlasting joy in tormenting me never wavers.
She passes Kanako's room and keeps walking to Keitaro's room. She opens the door and what she finds inside is quite shocking to her at least.
"What the hell are you doing?" Naru yells to Keitaro.
"Having sex. Hey want to join? There is always room for one more." Keitaro says.
"Is Naru going to join because I just love to have sex with her and get my hands all over her huge chest and fine ass. So come on in and take off the clothes so you can join in the fun." Su says as she is in the middle of having "fun" with Keitaro.
She would have slammed the door shut if it didn't slide on its own.
Damn perverts. They think I came in for sex. I don't like that perverted man and what makes her think that I am a lesbian. Even if I was which I am most certainly not, I don't like that girl because she is so perverted it makes me sick. Naru thinks to herself.
Oh hell, will this insanity ever end? Ha for all I know I am in hell and these are my tormentors. Naru thought to herself.
She got on a turbolift.
"Bridge." Naru said as the turbolift brought her to the bridge.
She stepped off of the turbolift and onto the bridge.
The first she notices is that Seta is NOT the one at the helm since his flying sucks. He almost got us killed the last time he piloted the starship. His reasoning over what happened makes me wonder if he doesn't have a few bolts loose.
FLASHBACK
"What the hell are you doing? Are you trying to get us killed?" Naru asked.
"What do you mean, Naru? I was just piloting our ship to complete our mission." Seta said totally oblivious to the many close calls he had with some other starships and even almost hitting a planet or two.
"What about all those ships you almost hit?" Naru said.
"They shouldn't have been there. We are on a important mission so we don't have time for things like courtesy and things like that." Seta explained.
"And what about those planets you almost hit. Don't you know that if you hit one we all die. Are you fucking insane?" Naru asked getting even more impatient with his almost looney answers to some, in her mind, simple questions.
"They shouldn't have been there either." Seta explained.
"Keitaro, what do you have to say about your officer LT. Commander Seta?" Naru asked.
"He did a good job and I just simply enjoyed the trip as he made it appear as if he was aiming for those ships. I wished I could have seen the looks on their faces as we passed by." Keitaro said.
"They probably pissed and shit their pants at the same time. This is even almost as fun as sex." Su yelled.
"Ha ha ha ha. You're right but you know that will never be fun as having sex." Keitaro and Su both laughed.
"What are you complaining about? The only thing that I am concerned with is the safety of the crew. It isn't my problem that people don't use common sense and keep a distance from us." Motoko said as if she was justifying their incompetence.
She just stood there in shock at the fact no one could see the insanity behind their actions.
END FLASHBACK
"So what is our mission, Seta?" Naru asked.
"Well Commander, our mission is to go to the planet called Para something or other and there we will act as a go between two different peoples. The Vulcans and the Klingons. They are fighting over the right to investigate the turtle civilization that is exactly on the borderline and they both claim ownership and full rights to do whatever they want with the area and the turtles. I also wanted to explore this strange place because I wanted to do some research there." Seta said.
Motoko wore a look of fear when he mentioned the most evil of words. . . turtle.
"What's wrong, Motoko? Afraid of turtles. You are such a child to be afraid of a silly thing like a. . . turtle." Naru said making fun of her when she must know that isn't good for your health.
She just walked up to Naru quietly without the least bit of anger expressed on her face.
"You know what I feel about your comment?" Motoko asked.
"No, please tell me." Naru asked.
"Are you sure you want to know?" Motoko asked.
"Yes, I'm sure I want to know." Naru said.
Motoko didn't say anything but the unsheathing of her sword and how she beat the shit out of her made up for the lack of dialogue. She ended it by hurtling Naru towards the viewer screen but a force field popped up when she was about to hit the viewer screen and bounced back towards the floor.
Naru got up wondering why a force field popped up by its self. It was at that time that Keitaro and Su had arrived after they were finished with what they were doing.
"Keitaro, I was wondering why does a force field pop up when someone goes flying towards the viewer screen." Naru asked.
"Well it is a long story but it goes something like this. . . I was ordered to go to the planet Zenia where we were to conduct talks to invite them into the federation. Of course, the leader had a very attractive daughter and one thing led to another and then. . ." Keitaro said.
Let me guess you had sex with her too. Naru interrupted.
"Yeah, how did you guess that?" Keitaro wondered how she knew that.
"Oh, it was a wild guess." Please, that is probably the only thing he thinks about anyway. Naru said and thought to herself.
"Well, then something bad happened." Keitaro said.
"What, she didn't satisfy you." Naru interrupted.
"You know interrupting people is not very nice and inconsiderate of others. I guess I could explain this to you but I think the sword speaks your language." Motoko who believed Naru was insulting the captain which in her eyes is a crime lashed out with a ki attack. Naru got up and Keitaro continued his story.
"She got pregnant and on that planet, you either marry the girl or the father kills you. I wasn't looking for a wife and I like to stay alive so I thought up a plan." Keitaro said.
FLASHBACK
"Keitaro, I'm. . . pregnant." The attractive girl said.
FLASHBACK INTERRUPTION
"What you don't know her name?" Naru asked.
"You know, I don't recall ever asking that. I guess the sight of her large breasts and attractive figure made me forget all those formalities." Keitaro replied.
CONTINUE FLASHBACK
"That is wonderful news." Oh shit I'm so fucked now. Keitaro said and thought.
"Where are you going, my love?" The girl asked.
"I'm going to my ship to inform my crew of this wonderful news." I am really going up there to escape before your father figures out I am only interested in sex and not serious relationships.
Keitaro activates his communicator.
"Captain Urashima to Enterprise. One to beam up."
He appears on the transporter pad and when he gets there. He immediately leaves to go to the bridge.
He runs to the Captain's chair, sits down and gives out his order.
"Get the fuck out of here. Maximum warp." Keitaro yells out as his crew prepares to leave the planet.
MEANWHILE
On the planet, the leader of the planet and the father to the girl he just ditched finds out he has ran away.
Damn him, I will kill him if it is last thing I do. He thinks to himself.
MEANWHILE
Back on the ship. . .
"I think we are far enough away. Ok stop engines." Keitaro commands his crew.
He went so fast that when the ship stopped he went flying towards the viewer screen. The force was so great he went through the viewer screen and into open space.
The suction caused by the lack of gravity caused inanimate objects and nameless ensigns to go flying through the hole.
Somehow, they not only retrieved the captain and alive mind you but avoided killing any important people otherwise known as senior staff.
END FLASHBACK
"Su created that force field so we won't have that problem again." Keitaro said.
"Did you have to involve your love life into every conversation?" Naru asked but was ignored.
"Ok we finally made it so lets open communications with the Klingons and the Vulcans." Keitaro said.
The Vulcans want to study the turtles and their way of life while the Klingons seem to despise them and want them exterminated. Can Keitaro and crew get these two sides to agree on anything or will he just screw everything up even more. Tune in next chapter to find out.
Chapter six
The trouble with turtles
if you watched Star Trek TOS then you know what I am referring to.
If you haven't then I am replacing the tribbles from Star Trek with Turtles. Remember that Motoko still has her fear of turtles.
The tribbles were a cute cuddly harmless creature that when they were given food would multiply endlessly. It would eat up everything and drove some people to love and cherish them and others to want them gone. The klingons almost starved to death because of them and for that reason, they despise them and can't even stand to have one even near them. The tribbles seem to love everyone but Klingons. This info is from Star Trek TOS and the episode that featured them.
A/N Oh I have put something in the profile section so there is something there besides a list of my stories. It includes how I write my stories and my belief on pairings for Love Hina. It also includes a random funny quotes section where if I hear any funny quotes or say something myself then I place them in that list.