Disclaimer: I actually own none but Amaya, Gin, Kin and Riku. Has characters from other anime and games. So I don't own Dragon Knights, Yu Yu Hakusho, Final Fantasy 7 or anything else that pops up.
Prologue"What're they doing now?"
"From the looks of it…" Pretty ruby eyes frowned as they watched at the quartet of spirit detectives in the next room via a conveniently placed window. "Pissing themselves laughing…or at least Yusuke and Kuwabara are, the other two are just smiling…Koenma looks pretty pissed though…"
"Hey, bat-boy. What're they saying?"
"…Strangely enough, they're talking about us…" 'Bat-boy' snarled in what could only be annoyance and outrage. "Fucking hell. A bunch of doppleganging pricks posed as us, kidnapped a bunch of ningen females and sacrificed them to an evil deity (they're not sure which, but I'm betting on Cthulhu), thus landing us near the top of the Spirit World's Most Wanted list and them getting off Scot free…"
"…All in favour of going to ground in Ningakai, say 'I'."
"I."
"I."
"Whatever."
"I."
"I."
"Do I get a choice?"
"I. No you don't. It's decided. Let's go settle into our lives as normal humans."
"What city?"
"Tokyo, of coarse."
"Oh…Okay…what's a Tokyo?"
Sigh.
"…Soooo…how do we get down?"
"Waaahh!"
"FUCK!"
Ka-THUMP!
"Ow. Get off! You're killing my spleen!"
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