Disclaimer #1: J.K. Rowling set the framework, which we are playing with so we thank her and beg her not to sue.
Disclaimer #2: No werewolves or Animagi were harmed in the writing of this chapter.
Warnings: Sexual situations, nudity, references to magical rituals…
Chapter 24: It's Not Polite to Point.
Sirius sat cross-legged on the ground near a Joshua tree; looking almost as bedraggled as he did the day he fled Azkaban. He was covered in cuts and scratches, caked in mud, and thoroughly exhausted. He started pulling cactus spines out of his hands, wincing occasionally. He glanced over and saw a pair of teenage girls giggling together as they stared quite obviously at certain parts of him. He blushed furiously as he dropped his hands down block their view, making them giggle even harder.
"Why are you naked?", a voice queried behind him. He turned around to see Paige staring down at him, his clothes in her hand.
"Give me those, these girls can see my private bits!", he demanded.
Paige pulled the clothes from his reach. "Didn't your mother teach you any manners? What's the magic word?"
Sirius grinned as he replied. "Accio!" The clothes now in his grasp, he tried to shimmy into them where he sat. That was taking too long, so he stood up with his pants around his thighs and promptly lost his balance, falling very ungracefully into a sticker bush. The girls and Paige started laughing as he yelped. They all rushed forward to help him up.
One crouched down, pulling on his arm to help him up. However, she slipped on the gravel and landed on her butt right in front of him. Looking up at him, she smirked. "Gosh, you're big for a human.", she blurted out.
Paige burst out laughing as Luna walked up behind the girl. "Laura, how are we supposed to treat our allies?", she said quietly.
Laura gave a guilty smile. "I was being nice, I said it was big.", she said as she pointed at the topic of conversation.
Sirius hid behind Paige, who was laughing hysterically. "Would you pull these out? They itch like mad."
Paige glanced down over her shoulder at his crotch. "Maybe, why don't' you walk over and see if Remus will do it?"
Sirius looked over at Remus, who was helping to get people organized to leave. He gave Paige a pained expression. "You saw what he did to me last night, I don't want to trust him to fix my bum.", he said.
This caused the girls to burst into another fit of giggles. "I'll help you, Sirius." Laura said.
The other girl piped up, "Yes, Sirius, can I fix your bum?", she said with a coy smile and a wink.
A tall, muscular boy with black hair heard her and stalked over. "Maddy! You know better than that.", he reprimanded.
"Sorry, Clayton, it's just so hard to resist sometimes.", she replied sweetly.
Clayton stared at the naked animagus for a moment and then walked up to Paige and Sirius. Putting his arm around Sirius's waist, he winked and said suggestively, "She's right you know. Why don't we go someplace private, and I'll fix your bottom?"
Sirius's eyes went wide. "Well, um, you're a nice bloke and all, but, ah, you're too young for me and I like Paige.", Sirius stammered as he tried to break free.
Moony walked over and gave an admonishing look to Clayton. "Young man kindly get your hands off him."
Clayton nodded and released Sirius, who breathed a sigh of relief. Moony slung his arm possessively around his shoulders. "He's my bitch, get your own.", he lisped, causing all assembled werewolves to howl with laughter. Moony then winked and walked away.
"Aren't you going to help me?", Sirius cried after him.
"Um…No, I might have but the dirty sock was a bit much.," he called back.
Sirius pouted and stepped closer to Paige. "Would you please help me?"
Paige shook her head, "I don't want to see that view right now."
Sirius looked to Luna and back at Paige. "Please?", he pleaded to Paige.
Luna shooed the girls and Clayton away. "Sirius, would you like some help?", she asked kindly.
Paige sighed. "I'll do it.", she said as she waved Luna away. She turned him around and started pulling stickers out one by one, hiding a grin as Sirius winced. After about the sixth one he spoke up. "Couldn't you just use magic?"
Paige pulled out her wand and the rest disappeared. Sirius sighed in relief. "Thank you.", he said as he turned around and saw Paige walking away.
He pulled up his trousers and hurriedly buttoned them before running after her. "Hey, I'm not finished talking to you.", he said and Paige walked faster. Sirius jogged and caught up. He put a hand on her arm. "Hey, I said I'm not finished."
Paige pulled away, and kept walking. "I don't have time right now, Sirius. I have things I have to get done. I don't have time to listen to you.", she replied, hoping he would just go away.
He didn't, though, he kept right after her. "What do you need to do? I can help.", he said. Paige didn't answer and he grabbed her forcefully. "Let me help you.", he commanded.
Paige pulled a small tube of healing salve out of the pocket of her sweatshirt and shoved it at him. "Here, go see if anyone need some and put on them if they do.", she growled and yanked her arm back before stalking away.
Sirius looked between the tube and the remaining three people. He offered, was politely refused, and went back after Paige. "What else can I do?"
She looked around and back up at Sirius. "Everything is done, so we can go home now."
He nodded. "Good, now you and I can talk." Paige scowled and Sirius stepped nearer in case she tried to leave again. "What is the matter, Paige? Why are you so reluctant to talk to me?"
She shook her head and looked away. "Nothing is wrong, Sirius. Why do you insist on talking?"
Sirius furrowed his brow and put a hand on her arm. "I just wanted to talk to you about some things.", he faltered, not knowing what to say next.
"What, Sirius? What do you have to say to me? After hurting your best friend and the way you acted to Justin yesterday morning, I think I want Kate and Remus around when you finally talk to me."
Sirius glanced over at Remus, who was deep in conversation with Clayton. "Have you apologized to him yet?" Paige nodded and Sirius continued "Did he accept it?" Again, she nodded. "Well then, I won't be mad. As for Justin, the arrogant little berk had it coming."
Paige saw Luna walking up and waved her away again. "What did you want to talk about then?"
"I dunno… I wanted to say that I was sorry, and that I hope it didn't do much damage.", Sirius replied sheepishly.
Paige scoffed and crossed her arms. "Well, I got some strange looks but I'm fine now." Sirius flinched but Paige didn't stop. "My eye is almost back to normal and you practically can't see the swelling in my cheek any more." He moved to speak but Paige cut him off. "But you know what? I don't blame you, I deserved it.", she admitted and looked down at the ground.
Sirius pulled her into a hug and kissed Paige's forehead. "I shouldn't have done that, luv. I just got so angry and …"
Paige pulled away and looked toward the gate. "Everyone is gone, let's go home."
Sirius looked around at the quiet landscape and heard a crack as Paige disapparated.
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Moony and Luna stumbled down the hallway after apparating back to the apartment. Luna entered the bedroom and set a small, sealed clay jar on her dresser. She removed her robes and hastily tossed them to the floor, before crawling naked into bed.
Moony went to the guestroom and quickly gathered Remus's things, moving them into Luna's room. He closed the door after setting everything down and began shedding his robes. He climbed into bed next to his intended and the pair quickly nodded off, enjoying the comfort of the bed and each other.
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Paige entered the apartment and went directly to her bedroom, pausing only to look for her cat. Fido was nowhere to be found, so she assumed that Jack had just let him out again. She locked herself in her room, cursing the day she decided it was a good idea to move in with the pirate.
Exhausted, she peeled off her clothes and happily went to bed. Paige reveled in the peace of the moment, falling asleep the minute her head hit her pillow.
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Sirius got out of his much needed shower, feeling much recovered from the paces Moony and his new friends had put him through the night before. He hummed to himself as he combed his hair and brushed his teeth.
Surveying his reflection, he decided he liked this new clean cut look. Yes, he thought. It does seem to suit me. I'd even say I look rather stunning. The eyes are a little off and I'm a bit thinner, but I've still got it! Sirius struck a pose and smiled at his reflection in the mirror. He then headed to go show himself off to Paige, sauntering out to her bedroom.
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Paige woke up to an insistent rapping on her door. She turned over, saw that she had only slept for half an hour and let out a groan. She grudgingly crawled out of bed and slumped into the door. "Who the hell is it?", she asked.
"Can I please come in, luv? I really want to apologize and make it up to you.", she heard from the hall.
She grimaced and looked to the ceiling. "Sirius, I really need to sleep. Can we do this later?"
Everything was quiet for a minute. "Please? I really just want to straighten everything out before I go to bed.", he stated. "I won't be able to sleep, if you still hate me. All I need is to know that you forgive me and I'll be happy again."
Paige opened the door a little and gave him a half-smile. "I don't hate you, Sirius. I can't, you have an annoying ability to be intensely likeable."
Sirius pouted back. "So, you like me?"
"At the moment.", she responded and beckoned him into the room. "Didn't you think you might need clothes today?"
Sirius glanced down at his towel clad form. "Actually, I thought I'd be more irresistible like this.", he admitted sheepishly. Paige quirked an eyebrow and nodded. Sirius, in return, flexed as he struck a pose. "What's the matter, luv? Don't you think I'm sexy?"
Paige shrugged and started giggling when Sirius's little friend started peeking out of the little towel around his waist. 'Oh, I guess so. Guys in hair towels are always a hit at bachelorette parties."
Sirius looked down and back at her. "Oh look! I think he likes you!", he said and grinned as Paige started laughing. "Now, about my apology…"
Paige shook her head at him. "No, it was all my fault the other night. I will go on record as saying that you were a little rough on Justin, though. Are you mad at me?"
"At first I was, but then Kate told me about him.", he responded and started dancing around the room.
Paige watched in amusement. "Oh? What did she tell you? Nothing good, I'll bet. She doesn't like him."
Sirius tried to shimmy like he saw the girls do at the faire and replied, "I now know that he's an auror, lives with his parents, and likes dogs. He was quite a nice fellow until he started talking to Moony. Actually, I almost feel bad for the guy, being in love with you and all." He hid a smirk, noticing that Paige let out a small squeak and her eyes widened. "Come on, doll, dance with me."
Paige protested as Sirius took her hands and forced her to dance. "No, Sirius. Hey! That's…No, I don't want to dance!", she yelled and laughed.
Sirius pulled her close and kissed her cheek. "So, I was a stupid bastard and I'm sorry. Do you forgive me?"
Paige nodded and stroked him to a full erection. She looked down at it and back up at him. "Yes, I do. Although, I have to say I'm glad you're not really nine-and-a-half inches, that's a lot to handle. Seven-and-a-half is much better."
Sirius blushed and caught her hands in his. "When did you figure this out?"
"I've known all along that you lied. I wasn't totally sure how much shorter you were, but I knew.", Paige replied and Sirius's face fell. "Seven and a half is a good size, average length is five and a half."
Sirius looked at her, confused. "But we all compared in seventh year, after Lily said James wouldn't possibly fit." Paige stifled a laugh and he continued. "James was six inches, Peter was four, I'm seven and a half and Remus is eight and a half! I can't compete with that!"
Paige smirked. "Well, it sounds like the three of you are nicely hung.", she stated and sobered. "Really, though, I need to be honest about something. I haven't apologized to Remus yet. I just told you I did because I wanted you to leave me alone."
"What? Why would you want that? I mean, I know hitting you upset you and all but…", Sirius queried.
Paige sighed. "Sirius, that's exactly why. I was mad and I wanted to be left alone. Surely, you can understand that." The look on his face said otherwise and she elaborated. "When I'm mad, I don't want to be cheered up. I want to be left alone so I can sort things out for myself."
Sirius nodded and moved his hands to her lower back, suddenly remembering his earlier excitement. Paige stroked him again, sending a shiver through him. He moved his hands lower, cupping her bottom, and gave her a soft kiss.
"So, I guess that means we forgive each other?", he asked, chuckling softly.
Paige regarded him thoughtfully for a moment. "I think we do.", she replied before laying her head on his chest. She thought back to the other night. "Sirius, can I ask you a question?"
He grinned. "Just did, but I'll allow another one."
Paige made a face at him. "Smartass. My question that I have been so gracefully granted needs a serious answer."
"That was a Sirius answer. Who else would you be talking to?"
Paige gave him an admonishing glance. "Really, I want a truthful answer. Did you mean it the other night when you said you were starting to care for me?", she asked, brow furrowed.
Sirius gave her an embarrassed smile. "Yes, I care for you as a friend. Since I've seen what a loyal person you can be, your friendship would mean a lot to me.", he said softly and looked at the floor.
Paige tipped his chin up, and placed her hand on his cheek. After he hesitantly met her eyes, she said "You are so sweet, you know that? You definitely have my friendship."
Sirius's face lit up. "Really, luv? That brings my total up to three.", he blurted out in relief. She knitted her eyebrows, making him realize what he had just said. "Um, forget that. Anyway, could you do something for me?"
Paige gave a sad smile. "Anything, just ask."
Sirius gave her a mischievous grin and suddenly swung her over his shoulder. Paige shrieked and beat her fist on his back. He chuckled and patted her bottom before starting out into the hall. He set her down in front of Kate's door and put his hands on her waist. "Apologize to Remus, please. I feel like I'm betraying him by talking to you before he forgives you."
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Much to his delight, Remus woke up to find himself naked and entwined with an equally naked Kate. He smiled as she shifted in her sleep and her breast pressed into his chest. Adjusting to make himself more comfortable, Remus noticed that he felt wonderful; alive, energized, and very aroused. Something that was only compounded by the way Kate's body pressed against his. She shifted again rubbing his stiff member with her thigh.
Remus sucked in a breath, and counted backwards from fifty. When he was finished, he glanced down at his groin which was obscured by the way Kate had weaved her legs around him. To bad I'd have to wake her up to take care of you in the privacy of the bathroom, he thought at his erection. Kate shifted again and her thatch of curls dusted the head of the source of his current distress. Gods, Kate are you trying to kill me, he thought.
He glanced over at the clock on her dresser and saw the jar, images from the night before began to flood his mind. The sense of belonging and accomplishment after finally winning her approval after several hours of courting her. The joy of running through the desert in an actual pack. The comfort of waking up in human form, protectively tucked around her. And the last memory, the one that was clearer than crystal and made his whole body tingle.
A clan elder had lead them into an outcropping of stone. She turned to Kate. "Do you freely give yourself to be his mate?"
Kate turned to him. "Yes, I am his."
The old crone turned to him. "Do you freely give yourself to be her mate?"
He had responded. "Yes, I am hers."
The elder then handed Kate a dagger made of bone. "Give but an ounce of blood to the other as you give yourself."
Kate took the dagger and made a small incision over her heart. The crone caught the blood in the jar and handed the dagger to Remus, who mimicked Kate's actions.
When he was finished the crone healed their wounds and sealed the jar. Her mate, a wizard that appeared older than Dumbledore, apparated beside her. She then handed the jar to Kate and placed Remus's hand on the stopper. "Your intention has been cast out into the world. If you wish to proceed, you both know the last step. Love transforms all things, if you chose to solidify your bond open this jar together the next morning at dawn. If you do not chose that path, bring it back on the next full moon so its contents may be returned to the earth.", the old crone said before her mate handed Kate and Remus their robes. The ancient alpha pair then apparated away.
Remus blinked and tore his gaze away from the jar. He looked at Kate and then down at tiny silver scar on his chest. "Well, that was far easier than I was led to believe.", he said out loud causing Kate to stir. "Good morning, dearest.", he said looking at her intently with a hint of mischief in his eyes.
Kate gave a sleepy sigh. "Mmm…Beloved.", she murmured before twisting out of his grasp and burrowing under the covers.
"Come on, now. This is no time to lay slug-a-bed.", he playfully chastised as he pressed himself against her.
"Sleepy.", she mumbled and pulled away.
"No, all the pieces are finally in place and you don't get to sleep. I've waited patiently for this and there is no point putting it off any longer.", he argued playfully. Kate simply dived deeper into the pillows and blankets. "Kate, this is the time for mating not sleeping.", he said as he pulled the blankets off the bed.
"Remus, no.", she whined. "Paige and Sirius might hear us and I'm sleepy and cold.", she pouted, reaching for something to cover herself with. "I just want to sleep, I don't want to deal with them this morning.", she protested. He ran his hands up her legs massaging her inner thighs. "Remus, knock it off. You haven't been waiting that long."
"Yes, I have. I have been waiting for an eternity.", he purred before kissing behind her knee.
"You have been waiting seven days, you can give me another ten minutes…Please?", she said burying her head under the pillows. Remus sighed and placed a blanket over her and she drifted back to sleep.
Dutifully, he propped himself up on some pillows and waited, staring adoringly at his soon to be mate. Kate peaked out from under a pillow. "Why are you staring at me?"
'I'm not staring at you.", he said glibly.
"Yes, you are. Stop staring at me, while I'm sleeping.", she mumbled, before ducking under the blanket.
Remus gave a contented sigh and Kate peaked out of her nest. "What?"
"Nothing, dearest. Just remembering this morning, how you agreed to be mine.", he said longingly.
Kate smiled at him. "Yes, and you agreed to be mine, which means you'll let me sleep."
He let out a playful growl and pounced on her. "Mine and since you are mine, I feel that you don't need to sleep.", he said pinning her to the bed.
She quickly reversed the move and kissed the tip of his nose. "Mine and since you are mine, I feel that you should want me to sleep.", she said laying on top of him.
Remus lifted his hips and brushed the head of his penis against her curls. "Vixen! You're wet!", he exclaimed as he reversed their position again. "You naughty werewolf, you're excited too.", he teased as he captured a nipple in his mouth.
"I am not…oh, gods.", she said as he swirled his tongue around the little point and gave it a gentle suck, he let go with a small 'pop'. "Remus, I really want to but I'm not comfortable doing this with all the people in the house. Maybe it would be better if we just slept for a while?"
He moved up and captured her lips in a passionate kiss. He broke the connection and began to playfully sprinkle kisses on her face, neck and shoulders. "No, it wouldn't. I want you, you want me. We are both ready for this. Please Kate, just forget about everything except you and me. We are the only ones that matter at this moment, they aren't here. Please just forget about everything and let me pleasure you. Let me show you how much I want you."
Kate looked deeply into his eyes and captured his mouth in kiss. "I love you.", she whispered in his ear and began to place kisses along his neck as his hands ran rampant along her body. The pair froze at the sound of a gentle rap on the door.
"Ignore it and they will go away.", he reassured her before moving downing her body and recapturing one of her nipples with his mouth. The rapping started getting louder and slowly grew into a pounding noise.
"Stay right there, dearest. I will be right back.", Remus said with a sigh and walked to the door wrapping a spare sarong around his waist.
He opened the door to find Paige clad in her bra and knickers standing in front of him and Sirius clad in a towel looking on from across the hall. "Yes?", he asked helpfully.
Paige looked up at the half-dressed and very disheveled werewolf. "Remus, I'm so sorry. I was just protecting Kate, and I didn't understand."
He lifted up his hand, signally her to stop. "I completely understand. Thank you for the apology. No harm done...Have a lovely morning, Cheerio.", he said gently and closed the door.
Paige quirked an eyebrow at Sirius. "What a fruit loop."
Sirius stared at the door in confusion. "I think you'd better try again, that didn't sound convincing."
Paige sighed. "You do realize that he's probably trying to sleep? I'll try again later, obviously he simply isn't ready to accept my apology.", she said with a yawn.
He cast her a pleading look. "Do it now, please? Last time I owed him an apology, I waited a week. Remus broke my arm, knocked out three of my teeth, and gave me two black eyes. Apologize now before he gets that mad again."
Paige rolled her eyes and knocked again.
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Remus tossed off the sarong and returned to the bed. "Now that that is taken care of, where was I?", he said wickedly and trailed his tongue clockwise over her areolas, giving each nipple a quick flick with his tongue as he would alternate between her breasts. "Oh yes, now I remember.", he chuckled.
Kate arched into his ministrations and gave a quiet moan. "Oh Remus, that feels so good."
He smiled and moved to kiss down her abdomen. "I love you, dearest. I love you so much, I can't seem to put it into words.", he said before the knocking started again. "Ignore it and it will go away.", he said as he kissed her solar plexus.
The knocking only grew louder, causing Remus to growl. He jumped up and hastily tied his sarong back on. Throwing open the door he stared down at Paige. "What?!", he snapped.
Paige looked sheepishly up at the werewolf. "You didn't let me finish. I'm so sorry and I hope you won't stay mad at me for long. But I really didn't understand what was going on. Do you forgive me?"
Remus sighed and ran his hand through his hair. "Paige, really it's fine. It doesn't matter. It's in the past, we just need to move on and remember you're not here.", he said a little too quickly and closed the door.
Paige gave a confused look to Sirius. He shrugged and she angrily pounded on the door.
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Remus smiled apologetically at Kate. "No worries, dear one. I think they won't be bothering us again this morning." He moved to unknot his sarong and the knocking started again. He turned around and opened the door. "What is the matter, Paige? I forgive you, now please just go away.", he pleaded.
Paige tapped her foot and looked up at him. 'What do you mean I'm not here? You're still mad at me, aren't you?"
"No, Paige I'm not mad at you.", he said trying to keep his temper in check. "I'm just rather busy at the moment, so I will talk to you in a few hours.", he calmly stated, before quickly closing and locking the door.
Paige turned to leave but Sirius grabbed her arm. "So how long will you be out of work once Remus breaks your arm? He's not happy, please try again."
She shook her head and knocked on the door yet again.
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Remus turned to look at Kate and was distracted by yet another knock. He turned to yell at the animagus but Kate beat him to the door. She motioned for him to sit down and gently opened the door. "What do you need, Paige?"
Paige looked up to see Kate clad in a bed sheet. "Sirius won't let up until I get a happy answer out of Remus."
"Well, I'm doing my best to get a happy answer but you keep interrupting.", she replied, blowing a stray strand of hair out of her eyes.
Paige swallowed hard. "What?"
Kate sighed and stepped into the hallway closing the door behind her. "Remus is not mad at you. He forgives you, he's just really frustrated at the moment. And if you interrupt again he will more than likely kill you and I will help."
Paige visibly paled. "This is like that one time with me and Xavier and you kept knocking because of work, isn't it?"
"Yes."
Sirius stumbled forward as Paige dragged him back to her room. "Condoms are on the top shelf of the medicine cabinet. I'm going to my parents…Bye.", she said in a rush before closing her bedroom door.
A/N: Aw…Poor Remus, no lemony goodness yet…maybe next chapter. Thank you for reading thus far and we promise there will be lemons soon.
(Instant message from Moonilicious)
Remus: Did you mean what you just put in the author's note? You're not just having me on?
Prof. Pendragon: Yes, there will be lemons soon.
Remus: Are you sure? You've been leading me on for the past 23 chapters, and the most I've gotten out of this deal is a little manual stimulation. I'm going to get a bit cross with you, if something doesn't happen soon.
Prof. Pendragon: Yes, I'm sure. You will get some.
Remus: And they will be fan fiction based lemons? You're not going to just have Jack got to the grocers, buy actual lemons, and throw them at me?
Prof. Pendragon: Yes.
Remus: Yes, they will be fan fiction based lemons or yes, they will be actual lemons? Good grief, woman, I need to know so stop being cryptic and just bloody well tell me.
Prof. Pendragon: Chill out. You will be getting some quality time with Kate. And I have to log off now because …um…I need to put a sock in a toaster and jam on a magnet.
(Logs off)Gods, he's neurotic at times. Thank heaven for Eddie Izzard lines, or I'd never be able to escape. (Sighs) Well, now that that is settled, on to reviews.
Surfergurl16: Yes, Sirius is great when he is stoned and Remus shall have revenge. Thank you for the review.
Katarina McGonagall: Well, sorry we didn't go into too much detail about the full moon adventures. What happened will come out in bits and pieces over the next few chapters, I can tell you Moony was very sweet to Luna in a wolfie-sort-of way, made lots of new friends, and had a bit of fun at Padfoot's expense. And things are looking up for our crew, Yay! Thanks for the review and I forgot to mention last time. Nice work spotting the wolfsbane and the secret of the meat will be revealed in good time.
To those of you that are interested, whoever guesses the origin of the meat correctly first will get to submit a scene idea/chapter idea for the next story with Paige and Kate. And we promise to do that scene/chapter within reason (i.e. we won't kill off major characters, though we have no problem causing Jack incredible amounts of pain).
And that's all. Stay tuned for our next exciting installment. As always, reviews are welcome and make us write faster. Thank you to all our reviewers for helping us to reach 100 reviews so quickly, it makes us feel loved. Also my apologies if I offended anyone with my dissertation on penis size, I promise to try to never do that again but I am a bit of a geek so it's really hard sometimes. --Good Afternoon, Prof. Pendragon.