Disclaimer: J.K. Rowling owns the Potterverse. We own their screen names.

Also we apologize if we have used anyone's real screen name, website, or chat room, we just sort of made this stuff up on the fly at Denny's so as far as we know none of this really exists.

Intermission or we've misplaced the opening to chapter 26.

And so the pixies of the land thought it would be a brilliant idea to misplace the first half of chapter 26, delaying the story and providing an opportunity to sneak into the author's chat room.

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Moonilicious: What do you mean you lost the opening of chapter 26? How in the world did you manage that one?

Prongsy-baby: I like bananas myself.

Prof. Pendragon: I'm sorry, Remus. It's just been misplaced; it is sometimes hard to keep track of hundreds of handwritten pages between Arizona and Nevada. I must have left it somewhere, Hornhead is sure she gave it to me at Denny's.

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Potionmaster69: Potiongurl come back.

Hornhead: I like bananas too but I'm fonder of peaches.

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XXXiNceNdoCALIENTEXXX: come view my web cam at wwwpotionnymphcom

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Padmyster: Was that a scene with me in it?

Prof. Pendragon: Yes, it was. I think you ate a bug and were hit on by some girls with large breasts and small IQ's

Padmyster: Will it be rewritten?

BlingMasterDumblyD: I like lemon drops myself.

Padmyster: Will the breasts be bigger? Will I get laid?

Hornhead: Lemon drops aren't fruit.

Padmyster: Damn it, tell me when I'm gonna get laid.

Prongsy-baby : I don't like anything with more fuzz than I have.

Padmyster: Are you talking about women?

Prof. Pendragon: Hornhead is going to do the rewrite for the scene. I have no idea about when you are going to get laid.

BlingMasterDumblyD: NAKED TIME!!!

Moonilicious: BTW. Thank you for the lemon, it was lovely.

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Prongsy-baby: Them too, but I was talking about fruit.

BlingMasterDumblyD: I like lemon drops.

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Potionmaster69: Don't go there, it's a dreadful site. It was just naked pics of Nicolas Flamel.

Hornhead: (twitches)

Prongsy-baby: Ha Ha!

Potionmaster69: Shut it, Potter!!

Prongsy-baby: Make me, Snivelly!!

Padmyster: Hey Hornhead! Will you get me laid already?

Prof. Pendragon: YW Moony.

Hornhead: Maybe? Will you get me laid?

Potionmaster69: Excuse me, since when do the flea bitten duo get to play slap and tickle with others. I thought they'd already had a civil ceremony.

Moonilicious: Any idea when Kate and I might get a chance to walk through cupid's garden again?

Prongsy-baby: Are you jealous?

Padmyster: Yes, I'm fucking jealous. Since when does Moony come before Padfoot?

Hornhead: Since his balls dropped first.

Potionmaster69: Well Black, I guess the premature ejaculator rumors are true.

Prongsy-baby: You would know, you greasy git. I caught you watching him in sixth year.

Hornhead: That's not really fair, Sirius. I'm pretty sure you came first will the hand job.

Prof. Pendragon: Chapter 29 or 30, Moony.

Padmyster: Big deal, a hand job. I want something more.

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Hornhead: You want a foot job?

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Prongsy-baby: So, you're not denying it Snivelus?

Potionsmaster69: I would never watch that cur. You talk an awful lot for a dead man, Potter.

BlingMasterDumblyD: Does anyone want to celebrate naked time with me?

Prongsy-baby: I quit being dead, when I heard about the LOTR movies.

Prof. Pendragon: You quit being dead?

Prongsy-baby: Yes, it was very boring. You just lay there day after day. My muscles got stiff.

Potionsmaster69: That was Rigermortis, you git.

Prongsy-baby: Exactly why I quit.

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Padmyster: So what am I doing in the next chapter?

Prongsy-baby: You are going with me to see ROTK.

Padmyster: Must you go on about that?

Prongsy-baby: Yes, remember in third year when we wrote stories about LOTR.

Padmyster: And then we turned Snivelus into Gollum. LMOA. He didn't seem to like that much.

Prof. Pendragon: Alright, any suggestions for the rest of the story?

Padmyster: I want to get laid.

Prongsy-baby: I want to get laid too.

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Hornhead: Dead men always have a stiffie.

Prongsy-baby: Hey! If Vestia can get some, so can I.

Moonilicious: Don't call me Vestia.

Prongsy-baby: Who said I was talking about you?

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BlingMasterDumblyD: You looked at Minnie, didn't you?

Potionsmaster69: Unfortunately

Hornhead: Please tell me you are talking about a mouse.

Prof. Pendragon: I think they are talking about a cat.

Padmyster: Eww..

Hornhead: Paige is a cat.

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Moonilicious: So, how is Lily?

BlingMasterDumblyD: Dead, last time I checked.

Prongsy-baby: She got a gig modeling for Victoria's Secret.

Potionsmaster69: Spring 2004 catalog?

Moonilicious: Don't look at her, you greasy bastard.

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Padmyster: That wasn't Paige (shudders)

Hornhead : You can't hear me but I'm laughing evilly.

Hornhead : Hey Prof. (blushes) I found the chapter opening.

Prof. Pendragon: Finally. Where was it?

Prongsy-baby: Damn it, Snape. Why don't you grow up and just get a date?

Potionsmaster69: I'm sure there is a certain red head I could dig up.

Hornhead : You two behave. We are in charge of your fates after all.

Prof. Pendragon: Not to mention we have rather deviant senses of humor.

Potionsmaster69 : Do your worst.

Prof. Pendragon: So I'll be by to pick up the scene and I should be able to get the chapter out by the end of the week.

Potionsmaster69: What did you do with my pants?

Hornhead: Cool.

Potionsmaster69: Hand over my pants this instant, you sophomoric harpies.

BlingMasterDumblyD: Oh Severus, you finally decided to join in naked time with me.

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A/N: We are insane, thank for validating our insanity by reading our fic. We hope that is was easy to distinguish who was who. Also the "."s in the web addresses were purposefully left out so they would appear in accordance to FFN formatting.

Thank you to all our reviewers. We will post our responses to your lovely reviews for Chapter 25 at the end Chapter 26, which will be coming out shortly.