Dimension Switch
By: Jessica the Hanyou
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Chapter 3: Enter Insanity
Last Time: The two continued their mindless fight as Tails shook his head in shame. He was the youngest, and the most mature. Who fought over water brands anyway? The answer was two complete morons who compete in everything that they get their sights on...Tails sat down on a conveniently placed chair and waited for a long time.
By the time the two hedgehogs had finished fighting, Tails was fast asleep on the chair. It was ten at night. There he was, sleeping on a wooden chair, in a blue hedgehog's apartment.
"Tails…Tails? TAILS!" Sonic was violently shaking the yellow fox that was in the chair. Tails finally woke up, but still tired from the utter boredom of the fight. "When did you get here?" he asked, not giving the fox a chance to speak.
"Ugh…I got in here…" Tails glanced at the clock, "SIX HOURS AGO?" It didn't take much to wake Tails up. "I was waiting for you and Shadow to stop fighting for SIX HOURS?" Tails was hysterical.
"So?" Sonic stated, as if it didn't matter that Tails had been waiting to tell his friend something since four.
"SO? I made an important discovery!" Tails had lost it..
"Well, Shadow's gone…for now, so what is it?" Sonic casually asked.
As if some god had gained pleasure from Tails' pain, at that very moment, Shadow rudely opened the door and entered the apartment, still holding the Dasani bottle from the previous 'fight'. "Hey, faker! Do you have any Frosted Flakes?" he suddenly asked as he walked across the room.
"Why the hell would I have that crap! I eat Fruit Loops!" Sonic replied with his trusty Aquafina bottle ready at hand.
"FRUIT LOOPS! WHO EATS FRUITLOOPS!" Shadow roared, charging at Sonic, swinging his bottle as Sonic did the same. Fortunately, Tails had taken enough of this cruel punishment and intervened.
"YOU TWO CAN FIGHT AFTER! THIS IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN YOUR DAILY FIGHTS!" Tails yelled, stopping the two hedgehogs in their tracks. Both never knew Tails could get that…angry…
"Whoa..." Sonic and Shadow said simultaneously, eyes wide as plates. Both had a feeling that they should save their fighting for later.
"We are going to find a strange, and possibly dangerous creature! Either we find it or Eggman does! Now let's go! I'll search from the air!" Tails promptly said, heading off for the Tornado. The other two followed Tails out the door and into the city.
Meanwhile, deep in the forest, Jessica had managed to stay in a tree for a few minutes, but decided that she wasn't tired. She hopped from the tall branches of the spruce tree, and decided to do a bit of exploring among the forest. Everything seemed normal, there were familiar trees and animals…but…she had saw anthros. Anthros were common where she had come from, but thaey never looked like that…but she couldn't help but notice it familiar…maybe she had seen them before?
"I'm telling you…Aquafina is better!"
Jessica's ears perked up. She heard a voice. It was getting closer…fast.
"How many times do I need to tell you? Dasani is superior!"
There was another one…But why were they arguing about…water brands? What kind of moron argued about a water brand?
"As if!"
Jessica could now hear footsteps. They were moving fast. She did the first thing that came to mind. Wait. Judging by the speed of the footsteps, the two people approaching her were way to fast to give her a chance to leap into a tree. Even if she did manage to jump into a tree, the bounce of the tree branch would give her away, so what other choices were there?
"Dasani is better and you know it!"
Closer…
"You bastard! Aquafina is better water!"
Closer…
"You've said that probably about a million times now!"
Almost here…
"Did not!"
Right behind those trees there…
"Did—Hey! I see someone…"
Jessica heard the footsteps come to a stop and stared her 'visitors' in the face.
"Me too!"
The visitors were two hedgehogs. One with blue fur and quills, and one with black. There they were, staring at her.
"I bet that it's the strange creature that Tails was telling us about," said the black one to the other.
"HEY! I'm a GIRL!" Jessica yelled at Shadow angrily, ears folding back.
"It talks…" replied Sonic, with an irritated edge in his voice.
"Well duh," Jessica snapped back. Once you got her going, it was really hard to get her to stop, "I talked a few seconds ago didn't I?"
Sonic just glared at her. This girl had a way to get on people's nerves!
"Never mind that, let's just take this thing back to Tails so that we can go home!" Shadow cut in.
"Rghh…okay, but…WAIT! I have an important question to ask you!" At this time Sonic was staring right at Jessica.
"Ekki? Me?" Jessica replied in a baffled tone. What would this guy ask her?
"Yes, you! Now which do you think is better? The great Aquafina-" Sonic was cut off by a familiar voice…
"Or the superior Dasani?" Shadow grinned.
"HEY, AQUAFINA IS BETTER AND YOU KNOW IT!" Sonic roared.
"What kind of question is that? I drink tap water!"
Sonic and Shadow were both baffled by this. They gasped, and put surprised looks on each of their faces. At the same time. Jessica was sure that both of them would pass out any second, so she took no hesitation in walking away. That's right, walking. But how wrong could a hanyou get? Pretty wrong. Both of the hedgehogs were pretty much clueless and couldn't be put into depression, unless of course it came to the foods they ate or the brand of water that they drank, so Jessica wouldn't be getting away that easy.
"HEY! You can't just walk away!" Sonic yelled after Jessica.
"YEAH! We were going to catch you so we can go home!"
"Why should I stay, when all you guys do is fight each other? I'm gone." And with that, Jessica jumped into a spruce, and from there, she made it to higher branches. She knew those two couldn't jump this high.
"No fair! I can't climb!" Sonic whined.
"… …WAIT! I know how we can get her down!" Shadow promptly ran over to the spruce and activated the fire on his Air Shoes. The fire had begun to burn down the tree!
"Crap." Jessica stated. The other trees were far too low to make a good hiding place, or the branches were too thin to sit on. All she could do was either wait or hop down. Not wanting to burn in the inferno, Jessica jumped down. "Okay, ya' got me. Now what do you want?" She asked angrily.
"We're going to take you to Tails so we can go home!" Sonic stated.
If this were an anime, both Jessica and Shadow would have sweat drops. But since the author is imagining this similar to an anime, the sweat drops are included.
"Wasn't that already said?" Jessica growled.
"…" Sonic was speechless. "ALL RIGHT! WE'RE GOING TO TAILS! NOW!" Sonic roared. He prepared to run off, but there was a problem.
"Do you know where Tails is? Do you even know where we are?" Shadow asked in a taunting manner.
"…" Once again, Sonic said nothing…for two seconds. "No."
"Let me guess. You guys came out here without having an idea where you were, and you're looking for your friend? Out here? You guys are so…stupid…" Jessica said in a tone only described in a mix of anger and surprise…
"WE AREN'T STUPID!" Sonic and Shadow exclaimed.
"Well if you two weren't so stupid, you would have noticed a blue biplane is circling this area," Jessica said in a know-it-all tone.
"…"
"Well?"
"TAILS! HEY TAILS!" the two began yelling for Tails in a desperate way. All Jessica did was sigh and wait for the biplane's attention. She still thought that the two hedgehogs were the essence of stupidity…
End Chapter 3Yay! Third chapter is done! Wasn't that strange? Well…let's just say…further chapters may become a little…chaotic…yeah….
Ja Ne,
Jessica