DISCLAIMER: I do NOT own Sailor Moon! Really! I made absolutely NOTHING off this, except (hopefully) some reviews!
Don't worry when all the monsters come
That is a bishoujo's policy
'Cause you can transform to
a scantily-clad fighter with heart-shaped attacks
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Don't worry when you're stabbed through the gut
That is a bishoujo's policy
All your friends have to do
is cry and you'll come back to life
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When you're the leader of
a group of high school girls
with cute boys and food as your goal…
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You can jump 300 feet in the air
You can have perfect, glossy, knee-length hair
You can wear miniskirts and not show your rear—
Hey, come on, it's rated 12 and up!
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(instrumental… doo doo doo)
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Don't worry when he breaks up with you
That is a bishoujo's policy
He will have a bad dream
and come crawling back in the next episode
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Don't worry when Future Daughter comes
That is a bishoujo's policy
The ratings demanded
that more cute girls be in the cast
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When you're the princess of
a giant chunk of rock
that circles the earth once a month…
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You can eat all you want and still lose weight
You can have dozens of men ask you for a date
You can leave for school early and still get there late
'Cause you had to save the world on the way
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You can have tons of gadgets with moons on the top
You can ask your friend at the Gate to make time stop
You can have the relative IQ of a mop
and still be the girl everyone adores