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Warnings: Sexual situations, language, and alcohol abuse…you've been
warned.
Chapter 30: Werewolves and Alcohol Don't Mix…
Remus led Kate around the dance floor, casting a boyish grin at his mate
as she giggled at his playful moves. After having one of the most
enjoyable nights of his life, he was literally beaming. Not only had he
had the opportunity to make love to the woman of his dreams, but he had
been warmly welcomed into a community. Not to forget, it had all
officially qualified as working for the Order because he had
successfully signed up over forty people.
Just as he spun her away from him, Kate collided with a waitress
carrying pitchers of butter beer. Both the waitress and Remus managed
to dodge the shower of caramel colored liquid.
Unfortunately, Kate was drenched in it. The dance floor fell silent,
waiting for her to react. She let out a mirthful laugh and helped the
waitress retrieve one of the pitchers. "I guess I needed another
bath," she said gently. The waitress cast the werewolf a weak smile
and scurried off to the bar.
Remus tried to hide his smile. "Sorry about that; are you all right?"
"Just a bit sticky, I think I could use a shower and a change of
clothes," she said, trying to make light of the situation.
"Right then, let's get you cleaned up. Shall we?" he replied.
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Paige twirled the dregs of her Jack and Coke so the dark liquid
illuminated into an amber color in the candle light of the restaurant.
"So what is the funniest prank you ever pulled on Remus?"
Sirius looked up at the young witch. "We never pranked Moony much. He
would sometimes get in the way; spoiling the fun and winding up on the
wrong end of something but James and I had an unspoken agreement
against being too rough on him after we found out about 'his
condition...'"
Paige arched her eyebrow. "What was the funniest thing then?"
"The last week of seventh year after we had finished our NEWTs, we got
him thoroughly pissed. He ran through Hogsmeade completely starkers,
singing 'God save the Queen' followed by a rousing round of 'Waltz Me
Around by My Willy.'" Sirius then fell over in a fit of laughter. "He
is completely mental when he is drunk. That same night he walked up to
Dumbledore's office and asked if he could use Fawkes to toast some
marshmallows."
Paige smirked at the animagus as a truly wicked idea came to mind.
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Remus and Kate arrived at the Peppermill a little after one. Kate had
changed into clean clothes, but had convinced Remus to stay dressed in
his zoot suit. Sitting in a round booth, the pair waited for Paige and
Sirius to bring back some drinks.
Sirius stifled a laugh as Paige flirted with the bartender and convinced
him to add masking powder to cover the horrid taste of alcohol in her
order of chocolate mudslides.
When they returned to the table, Remus took a long swig from his drink.
"This is excellent, Paige. Thank you."
Kate eyed the drink warily. "Thank you, but you know I don't drink
alcohol, Paige."
The animagus gave a hurt look to the werewolf. "It's a virgin, Kate.
Don't get your panties in a bunch over it."
Kate sniffed the drink and didn't smell the alcohol. "Sorry, Paige,"
she said before taking a sip. "Thank you, it's very good."
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Four mudslides later:
Kate was busy trying to unbutton Remus's shirt as he was loudly singing
the praises of the great and wondrous Harry Potter. After being ring
side for the past hour, Paige was hard pressed not to fall under the
table laughing. Sirius returned to the table with two more mudslides as
Remus was finishing his recount of Harry's third year.
Remus beamed at Paige over Kate's shoulder. "And then he flew Buckbeak
to Sirius and helped him escape the fate of the Dementor's Kiss.
Kate looked up from his buttons. "Why didn't Dumbledore save them?"
Remus turned to face her, but quickly became distracted by her neck,
which seemed all too kissable at the moment.
She giggled at his ministrations. "Why didn't Dumbledore save Sirius?"
Remus looked at his friends as an epiphany hit him. "Why didn't
Dumbledore save Sirius?" he asked to no one in particular.
Paige and Sirius laughed at the pair, it looked as if the floor show was
going to be kicked up a notch. Remus took a long pull from his drink and
continued. "Dumbledore is a master, the best wizard since bloody Merlin
and he sends thirteen year olds to save Sirius. What a lazy wanker! I
mean, who the fuck sends fucking third years to face dementors and
werewolves? That is just fucked up," he said as he shook his head in
dismay. "I would still be a professor if he weren't so lazy. I mean
fuck me, do people realize the hero of the Wizarding world is such a
blighter?"
Kate pulled him into a deep kiss. Breaking away for a moment, she
admired him with hooded eyes. "I would love to fuck you, handsome,"
she sad seductively.
Remus let out a rakish laugh that even impressed Sirius. "Oh, that
really isn't up for debate," he purred before snogging her soundly.
Sirius not so subtly cleared his throat causing the pair to come up for
air when the placement of Remus's hands caught the attention of a
waitress.
"Kate get off Remus, you are going to get us thrown out," Paige
chastised as the novelty of drunken werewolves began to fade.
Kate slid off Remus's lap and back into her seat. "But Paige, we were
only having fun. Come on it's not like you've never done anything like
that I mean. Remember that one time in Santa Cruz…" Kate stopped her
self, when she saw the way Paige was glaring at her.
Paige turned to Sirius. "Alright, werewolves are lightweights."
Remus used Paige's distraction to start snogging Kate again. Sirius
pulled him away from his mate. "Remus, do I have to get the chew toy?"
he admonished.
Remus pulled away from the animagus and pushed Kate so that she was
lounging against the booth. "No, Sirius, I already have one," he said
before he started licking and nibbling Kate's ear.
Paige sighed. "I think it's time we left before we are thrown out."
Kate pushed Remus off her and unceremoniously tumbled out of the booth.
Paige helped her to her feet and the group walked to Paige's car.
While Paige was unlocking the vehicle, Remus turned to Kate. "Your
blouse is the most intreguing shade of blue," he noted in a scholarly
tone.
This motivated Kate to pull her blouse over her head so she could
experience its blueness. This act in turn helped everyone in the area
to experience her bra.
Remus moved closer to Kate. "Kathleen," he admonished.
"Yes," she replied, gazing at him through the fabric of her shirt.
"You are going to catch a cold, let me help you," he stated as he
wrapped his hands over her breasts, causing the pair of werewolves to
burst into a fit of giggles.
Paige smirked. "Careful Moony, she could put out an eye with those
things."
"Quite right, Paige. Your brilliant sense of observation is truly
astounding. I will have to take care of them," he said with a boyish
grin.
Sirius grabbed Remus and pulled him away from Kate just as the werewolf
had bowed to give her nipples closer attention. "Remus John Lupin, you
will behave yourself," he snapped, scaring himself at how much he
sounded like McGonagall.
He pushed Remus into the car. Kate skipped over to the other side and
opened the door. Crawling halfway into the car, she placed her hand in
Remus's lap. "Why Professor Lupin is that a wand in your pocket or are
you just happy to see me?" she coyly asked, earning a chuckle from her
mate.
"Oh I'd be quite happy to show you my wand, my lovely Kate. I've been
told that my flick and swish is legendary," he said as he waggled his
eyebrows.
Paige pushed Kate the rest of the way into the car. "No playing with
wands while we are driving," she snapped and shut the door. She gently
rubbed her temples as she sat in the front seat next to Sirius. "Next
time, we get them drunk at home," she sighed and put on her seat belt.
Sirius glanced into the backseat and laughed at the sight of Remus
attempting to pin Kate. "You know, I think we could get them to do just
about anything right now," he stated conversationally to Paige. His
point punctuated by Remus flingingly Kate's bra into the back window.
Paige started the car and froze. A moment later, the wicked smile from
earlier in the evening returned to her face. "You know, Sirius. I think
you're right," she said before pulling out fo the parking lot and
heading towards Spring Mountain Road.
They pulled into the Adult Superstore ten minutes later. As the car came
to a halt, Remus and Kate, who were too busy snogging to bother with
safety belts, hit the back of the front seat.
Kate looked up and pulled her blouse down. "Are we home?" she giggled.
Paige piped up, "No, we're at a special store."
Remus looked at Paige from under Kate. "Brilliant!" he exclaimed,
before remembering himself. "Why is it special again?" he asked before
trying to pull Kate's blouse up again.
Paige smiled at him. "Because it has special toys you and Kate would
like."
Remus frowned as Kate batted at his hands. "But I don't need any toys,"
he said petulantly. "That's why I have my lucious Kathleen." He then
proceeded to flip her back up on the seat. "She's a fucking
fansh..fantshis... Brilliant playmate. She can do this thing with her
tongue..." At this point, Kate was growing impatient and cut him off
with a kiss.
Paige cleared her throat. "Come on you two out of the car."
The pair of werewolves broke apart for a moment as Sirius and Paige got
out of the car. As Paige's door closed, Kate and Remus quickly forgot
about their friends and went back to snogging like teenagers.
Paige and Sirius noticed they weren't being followed, when they got to
the enterance of the store. Sirius shrugged, "Oh well, we'll bring them
in later."
Paige led the way as they walked through the metal detectors and into
the store. "What do you want to look at first?" she asked as she
glanced over the clearance table.
Sirius pointed towards the far wall. "What are those?"
Paige started to nonchantly walk towards his query. "Porno mags. Jack's
favorite is Pirate."
Sirius gaped at the display. "Paige, what kind of store did you bring me
into?" he hissed into her ear.
She smiled at him and patted his hand. "Oh, I'm sorry. You're probably
not used to doing this kind of thing."
He glanced around. "There are naked people on the walls and I'm here
with a byrd."
Piage started laughing. "I've seen more naked people in my time then I'd
care too. The people on these walls are nothing I haven't seen before."
"Alright, luv. This is just something I've never down with company
before," he said, trying to sound casual.
"Come on let's go look at my favorite section," she chirped. Paige led
him to the backroom that contained costumes, lingerie, and bondage
gear.
"Am I supposed to were that?" he asked pointing to a leather collar.
"Only if you're good," she said with a strange gleam in her eyes.
He swallowed hard. "What do I wear if I'm bad?"
"You wear that," she announced, pointing to a frilly maid's uniform.
Sirius smiled. "As interesting as that would be, luv. I would rather see
you in that."
Paige walked towards the bustiers. "I already have that one, Sirius. If
you are really good, you'll see me in it, otherwise you know the
consequences."
"Well, luv, if you gave me a try you'd find that I'm always very good,"
he said with a wink.
Paige rolled her eyes and pulled out an emerald green and silver bustier
with light green lacing. "What do you think of this, Sirius?"
He glared at the offending garment. "Bloody hell, no." He moved away and
started inspecting the rows of costumes, finally pulling out a sexy cop
uniform.
"Nope," she simply stated. "I already have that one and my handcuffs
are real."
He quirked an eyebrow at her and continued to search. He selected an
angel costume and held it up for Paige to see. "What about this one?"
Paige smiled. "Oh, the things I have done in my angel costume...", she
started but paused. "Oops!" she exclaimed, suddenly remembering she
was talking to Sirius.
"Really? Like what?" he happily inquired.
Paige blushed. "Why don't we go check on Kate and Remus?" she quickly
asked and pulled Sirius with her out the door.
They walked outside to see a struggle going on in Paige's car. Jack had
opened the rear passenger door and was attempting to pull Remus out.
Kate was doing her best to show Jack back out the door.
"Get your dirty paws off her, you, you, perverted Marauder!" Jack
screamed.
"Fuck off, Jack. You overacting, repressive sailor!" Kate shouted back,
kicking him out of the car and slamming the door.
Paige ran over and grabbed him by the shoulder. "What are you doing now,
Jack?"
Jack straightened his waistcoat. "Saving Katie's virtue, you Scarlet
woman. She would have never placed herself in this situation if you
hadn't have given her alcohol," he proclaimed before attempting to
break free.
"You're one to talk, you kinky bastard. Leave them alone, Gerry," Paige
growled.
"First off, luv, it is Jack. Second, let me in that car!" Jack bellowed
as he grabbed Paige around the waist and attempted to pick her up.
Sirius clenched his fists and looked on as Jack shoved his hand down
Paige's blouse in an attempt to retrieve her car keys.
"Get the fuck away from her, Gerry!" Sirius spat, ripping Jack off of
Paige.
Jack fell to the ground. "I've got it!" he exclaimed just as Paige
kicked her spare set of keys out of his hand. Sirius then stepped over
to the pirate.
"Listen, mate. I've got no qualms with you...alright I've got a few
qualms but I support you and Paige. That pervy bastard on the other
hand..." Jack was stopped midsentence when Sirius punched him in the
stomach.
Paige pulled Sirius off Jack. "Orion, stop it. If you keep this up, the
police will be called," she hissed. Sirius just shrugged and punched
Jack in the face, breaking his nose.
By this point in the tossle, a hastily dressed Kate and Remus emerged
from the car.
Kate ran over to Jack and Sirius. "What happened?" Kate gasped.
"This perverted git was trying to feel up Paige," Sirius growled,
glaring down at the pirate.
Remus stumbled forward. "Padfoot, haven't you already felt up Paige?
Wouldn't that make you a perverted git as well?" he asked
philosophically.
Sirius let out a frustrated sigh. "Yes, but I had permission so I'm not
a git."
Remus turned to Kate. "Did I have permission, dearest?"
Kate smiled at him and kissed his cheek. "Yes, beloved." Paige laughed
at their exchange.
Remus smiled. "Good, I'm not a git either."
"Yes, you are a git and a pervert one at that," Jack snorted and
grabbed Kate's leg. "Kathleen, come on let's get you home."
"No, Jack I don't want to go home," Kate snapped and pulled her leg
away. "I want to stay with my mate."
Jack blanched. "Katie, come on. You shouldn't go into a place like
that."
Paige pushed Kate and Remus towards the shop. "You two go ahead, we will
meet up with you in a few minutes." Remus then pulled a reluctant Kate
towards the store.
"Kate, do not go in that store," Jack bellowed.
Paige turned and cast a silencing spell on him. "You two have fun,
we'll keep him busy."
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Kate and Remus ungracefully walked into the shop, drawing amused looks
from the sales clerks and suspicious looks from the few customers
wandering about. Remus blinked and took a step back as it finally as
the nature of the shop finally sunk into his alcohol addled brain.
"Kate, I really think this isn't a proper place for a lady," he
stammered, attempting to cover her eyes.
She broke away from him and openly studied the wall display of inimate
massage implements. "I thought you said you were average? You're much
bigger than anything in the average section," she questioned, looking
at the various sizes on display. Remus came behind her and successfully
covered her eyes as she broke into a fit of giggles.
The front clerk walked up behind them. "Can I help you find anything in
particular?" an elderly witch that was working as a sales assistant
asked. "We have a magical section upstairs, if you are interested."
Remus blushed. "No that will not be necessary. We are actually just
leaving."
The sales witch blocked their exit. "Sorry to hear that, we are having a
wonderful sale on lotions and body butters at the moment. Are you two
together?"
"Umm..well..." Remus stammered.
Kate pulled his hands away from her face. "Yes, we were wondering if you
have any books?" she asked gleefully.
The elderly witch beamed at them. "Why of course, dear. Why don't you
follow me and your boyfriend can pick you out something nice."
The saleswitch led Kate into the back of the shop, leaving Remus staring
at the marital aids in disbelief. When the she returned, Remus
was trying to feign interest in an artificial plant near the front
door.
"Any ideas on what to get your sweetheart?" she asked gently.
Remus blanched. "Madame, I don't believe it would be appropriate for me
to get her anything from a shop like this."
"Nonsense. You love her don't you?" she asked. He nodded, wobbling
slightly. "Well, this store is all about love..alright mostly about
love. Just think of what it took to get you in her, dear. You're
half-smashed, you must love her a lot. So what would you like to
pleasure the woman you love with?" He was silent and looked intently at
the floor. "Do you have any thoughts on the matter?"
Remus blushed. "Not really," he mumbled. "Just not one of those," he
said indicating the wall of personal massagers with a vague hand
movement.
The elderly witch patted his hand. "I'm sure you're more than enough for
her, dear. Now is there anything she really likes?"
"Well, we like the same things really. Books, comfortable bedding,
chocolate..." he said trailing off.
"Come with me then, I think we might have something that both of you
will like," she said with a wink.
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Paige wandered into the story, slightly concerned over the fact that
neither Kate or Remus had emerged after almost an hour. She saw Remus
off to the side reading the label of a jar of Honeyduke's chocolate
body spread.
She smirked and sauntered over to him. "Hey Remus, do you know what
that's good on?"
"I've never tried it but I've got some ideas," he said with a wink and
placed the jar in his handbasket next to some honey dust and several
small vials of flavored body oil. He pick up two of the vials. "They
were out of chocolate. Strawberries and cream or cherries jubilee?" he
asked the Animagus.
Paige stiffled a laugh. "I think Kate is more strawberry," she said
trying not cackle. "Do you know they have costumes in the back?"
"Hmmm...that's nice," he said studying the bottles in front of him.
"Wait a minute, what sort of costumes?"
Paige smirked. "Why don't you have a look?"
"Execellent idea, Kate's back there looking at the books," he said
before giving Paige a bearhug. "Thanks, Paige. You're a brillant
friend."
Paige smiled and watched the werewolf wandering into the backroom. "You
have no idea."
She followed him and noticed Sirius googling at the black leather
dresses in the far corner of the costume section. She was more
interested in watching the drunken werewolf, however. She slid behind
Remus and watched as he thumbed through a rack of costumes.
"No, no, no, maybe, no. Gods! Who do you have to bite in this place to
get a proper costume. Some of us have great plans that need to be put
into play.", he snorted before moving on to the next rack. "No, maybe,
maybe, no, definately not, no, no, bloody hell. You have got to be
kidding me, there in a fine establishment like this there isn't one
decent little red riding hood costume to be found. It's the Adult
Superstore for fuck's sake, some of us have women we want to eat," he
shouted causing a handful of patrons to take a step back. "Wait,
never mind, I found it. Sorry about that." Paige giggled as she got a
better view of the costume Remus picked out, it came complete with a
red hooded cape, a low cut peasant blouse, a short skirt, and a black
leather cincher.
Remsus stood up straight and walked determinedly to the counter. "Excuse
me, Miss," he said to the person behind the counter. A young man with
long brown curly hair turned to face him. "Oops, sorry about that, it
is a little hard to tell from the back."
The young man rolled his eyes. "Can I help you?"
Remus nodded. "Yes, do you have this in a larger size?" he asked as he
held up the size 2 costume.
"We carry that in up to a 5X," the sales clerk replied in a bored
fashion.
"Oh, not that big...just about," Remus tried to simulate Kate's figure
with an intricate pattern of hand gestures.
The clerk sighed. "Yes, sir. We have that in your size."
Remus laughed. "No, it's not for me. Hang on a tic," he said. Running
over to where Kate was standing, he slung her over his shoulder. "Her
size," he said patting his mate's bottom.
Kate looked up from her book for a second. "Hello."
The clerk did a double-take as he remembered Kate as one of Paige's
friends. "Do you know her?"
Paige walked up. "Jacob, stop giving him a hard time. After all, you're
the one who wore a bridesmaid dress to your best friend's wedding."
Jacob huffed. "I never did that, I had just promised to."
Remus shook his head. "Sir, I really don't care. I'm just interested in
getting this little lady into that costume so I can eat her properly."
Jacob turned his full attention to the werewolf. "What?"
"Well, she wouldn't let me before so all we got to do is shag and
although that was a truly fabulous experience, we are now tied. So I
really need to get that costume because I won't let her beat me," Remus
stated in a manner that seemed to be quite logical to him at least.
Jacob looked warily at his deranged costumer. "Umm...Just go up to the
front register and they will get you whatever you need."
Remus nodded at the young man. "Thank you, my good man," he said with a
gentel air, before walking to the front of the shop with Kate slung over
his shoulder.
Jacob shook his head and glared at Paige. "You really are surrounded by
the weirdest people, Paige."
Paige shot Jacob a meaningful look. "Well, I'm standing here talking to
a man, who is mistaken for a woman at least five times a night and has
had more men try to get into his pants than I ever have...You're
right, I am." she said before walking away. Sirius chuckled and
followed her.
Paige and Sirius found Kate and Remus by the front door. Kate was
showing Remus pictures from the book.
"Ok children, we are going now." Paige declared as she grabbed the
female werewolf by the hand and pulled her out the door. Leaving Sirius
and Remus to follow in their wake.
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Sirius watched the two inebriated and enamored werewolves stumble down
the hallway and into their room. He shook his head and sighed. They
made no attempt to hide the wards or silencing charms they placed on
the room, making him decide to try one last time to get Paige to
reconsider her decision not to have sex with him yet.
He turned to her, running his hand lightly down her cheek, and said,
"You know, that could be rather fun."
She pulled him closer and smiled. "There's pillows in the dining room,
why don't we use those?"
Sirius groaned and crushed his mouth to hers as his hands wandered her
body. The slender curve of her neck intriguing him. He ran his fingers
along it gently, causing her to flinch when he tickled her.
They inched towards the dining room, Paige barely remembering to lock
and ward the door on the way.
She undid the buttons on his shirt and yanked it off, throwing it to the
floor. Sirius, in turn, pulled the pins out of her hair and watched as
it cascaded in waves around her. He lit the candles with a word and
smiled as they gave the woman currently undoing his pants an almost
angelic look.
He pulled her down with him and lay next to her, pressing himself
against her curves. He unbuttoned the back of her dress, fumbling a bit
at first, and slid it off her shoulders. He watched intently as it
exposed her breasts to him covered in a pink balconet bra.
Tracing the edges of it, he kissed her deeply, probing the depths of her
mouth with his tongue. The taste of alcohol was still prominent in her
mouth.
Paige squirmed underneath him, releasing the undergarment still covering
her breasts. Sirius grinned at her before sliding his hands over the
peaks, amazed. He sucked and licked each one in turn, earning a little
gasp from her when he did one particular thing with his tongue. He
lavished them with attention, his tongue moving languidly over her.
Paige grew impatient and flipped them over, eager to get on with things.
She charmed their clothes away and gave Sirius an almost predatory smile
before pressing her body to his.
He grasped her waist as he kissed her again. Paige playfully bit his lip
before breaking away.
Sirius caught her arm and tried to pull her back but she resisted. "What
are you doing?" he asked, confused.
Paige knelt down, her face inches away from his arousal. "I'm giving you
your fourth blow job," she stated matter-of-factly.
Grabbing the base, she squeezed gently and felt Sirius tense beneath
her. His eyes were closed and his breathing erratic, anticipating her
actions. She took him into her mouth and heard a strangled sigh, making
her want to smile. He slid his hand up into her hair, fisting it when
she went deep. His hand stayed that way while she continued her
ministrations. Everything went fine for a minute, until Sirius suddenly
swore and simultaneously thrust and pulled her head down at the same
time.
Paige gagged and twisted away, calming her stomach before looking back
at him. "Don't do that!" she said as she put a hand on her stomach.
Sirius's eyes widened and he sat up to hold her. "I'm sorry, luv! I
didn't mean to, it's just that I couldn't think well and it felt so
good. Are you okay? Would you like to stop?" Relief ran through him
when she shook her head and he kissed her cheek. "Good, because I mean
to see this through," he said with an air of determination.
He gently pressed on her shoulder, making her lay down once more.
Stretching out beside her, he propped himself up on his elbow. His hand
traveled down her stomach and he dipped a finger into her cleft. She was
already wet, a fact that made him even more insistent. He stroked her
for a moment before she bucked her hips and made him lose his
patience.
He rolled onto her, positioning himself at her entrance, silently asking
permission with a look. Paige nodded hastily, squirming slightly.
Sirius thrust in and froze. This was much more intense stimulation than
he had anticipated and he knew he wouldn't last long.
Paige seemed to understand his dilemma, because she cast two spells.
Sirius gave her a questioning look and she grinned lopsidedly. "The
first one is a contraceptive spell and the second is a spell to help
you last longer. Do you mind?"
Sirius shook his head and began moving in and out, watching as Paige's
eyes slid closed. His rhythm quickened and he noticed Paige's mouth
slid open, her breath was coming in short breaths. She cried out,
pushing him over the edge. He saw stars appear before his eyes, and he
collapsed on top of her.
A minute passed before Sirius recovered. He lifted his head and started
placing kisses all over Paige's face. "Thank you, thank you, thank you!
That was absolutely amazing!"
Paige giggled and yawned. "Yes it was. It's been an incredibly long day
and I'm tired, do you mind if we just go to bed now?"
Sirius nodded, amazed at how exhausted he suddenly was. "You've had a
hard day, let's call it a night."
Paige smirked and eyed his naked form. "Alright then, I've had a hard
night as well. It's a good thing, too. I needed that after the last
week."
Five minutes later, they had curled up in Paige's bed. Sirius felt
extremely happy and kissed her forehead before settling down for the
night. He pulled her closer, stroking her hair as she fell asleep.
A/N: Awww. How sweet, eh folks? Well, there you have it. Sirius finally got some... costuming tips. Yeah, that's it. Costuming tips. Heh heh. Yes, well, on to reviews!
First of all, let me just say that all three of us are something of review whores, so only getting four reviews (two of which are from our new betas. YOU GUYS ARE AWESOME!) was somewhat disappointing, to say the least. tsk, tsk So, please, please review.
Jen: Yes, that does have broad implications. Fortunately for you, I don't have a dirty mind. Prof and Rosi start howling with laughter in the background Oh, shut up, you two! Anyway... like I was saying, I don't have a dirty mind evil glare at coauthors so I took it to mean antique twinkies and that sort of thing. Thank you for becoming one of our beta people (sounds like some kind of cult, doesn't it? Beta people... hehe) you are absoultely fantabulous and beautiful. We love ya, babe.
Katarina: I think you'll find, even on the first lick, that Montgomery Manor is really quite dusty. Her great aunt considered a gingerbread house at one point, but quickly threw it out as she didn't like the taste of children. That, and it was hell being on Jenny Craig. Even so, if you ever decide to visit, STAY AWAY FROM THE OVEN!
Yes, you are one of our beta people, heh heh. More cult members. You, also, are fantabulous and beautiful. Not to mention, stunning in the swimsuit competition.
Letishia: Why, thank you. We aim to please.
LadyLynnie: Woohoo! Another one hooked on the rivetting tale we weave. Or, maybe we're weaving tails? I don't know any more, they all look the same. The end is all hairy and there's something icky and smelly at the beginning.
Happy Wednesday, everybody! Have fun waiting for our next installment. It will come soon!