The camera swings in on Megan, who is talking about a certain someone. The host sits in the corner of the large living room, quietly observing everyone.

Megan: Miroku's hot.

Leesil does a Shippo pout.

Megan: That's okay, I love you too, Leesil.

Leesil smiles and kisses Megan.

The camera swings over to Nicole, Koga, and Sesshomaru.

Koga: You love me, right?
Nicole: Yep. kisses him
Sesshomaru: But what about me?
Nicole: I love you too. kisses him too
Koga: But I thought you loved me!
Nicole: I do!
Sesshomaru: But she loves me more!
Koga: No she doesn't!

The camera zooms in on Nicole who gets terribly confused and upset and runs repeatedly into a wall.

Koga: See what you did!
Sesshomaru: I didn't do it! You did!

Nicole somehow gets caught in the ceiling fan and starts spinning around and around.

Nicole: A little help here!

The camera zooms over to Megan who sees that Nicole is in trouble.

Megan: Leesil, go rescue Nicolette RIGHT NOW!

The camera follows Leesil as he goes to help Nicole and gets attacked by Koga and Sesshomaru because they think he's trying to steal her.

The camera swings over to Megan grabbing a katana.

Megan: GET OFF MY LEESIL!

The camera zooms on Megan who attacks Koga then gets hurt somehow and ends up on the floor unconsious.

The camera swings over to Koga again as he rescues Nicole.

Koga: Sorry, Nicole.
Nicole: It's okay, baby.
Sesshomaru: Hey, I wanted to rescue her!
Koga: Ha ha! I got to her first!

The camera zooms in on Nicole as she rolls her eyes and then zooms out as she goes over to Megan.

Nicole: Hey you doofuses you knocked her out! And leesil, thank you for trying to save me! And Koga and Sesshy, don't attack Leesil. pokes Megan Wake up!

The camera zooms in on Megan when she doesn't wake up and then moves to Leesil as he begins to panic.

Nicole pats Leesil on the shoulder.

Nicole: It's okay, Mr. Underwear Drawer Man.

The camera zooms out as Nicole throws water over Megan. It then zooms out even more to include Koga and Sesshomaru in the shot.

Koga: Why did you call him Mr. Underwear Drawer Man?
Nicole: Because he hides in my underwear drawer a lot.
Sesshomaru: Hey! No one's allowed in your underwear drawer but me!
Nicole: I don't let him in there. He chose to do it.

The camera zooms in on Koga as he attacks Leesil.

Koga: Only I am allowed to be in her underwear drawer!

The camera zooms in on Sesshomaru as HE attacks Leesil.

Sesshomaru: No, only I am!

The camera then zooms in on Nicole's annoyed face as she bonks both of them on the head.

Nicole: Cut it out and don't attack Leesil!

The camera swings over to Megan as she wakes up suddenly with a scream and attacks Sesshomaru and Koga.

Megan: I SAID GET OFF MY LEESIL!!!!!!

The camera zooms out as Koga gets off Leesil and so does Sesshomaru, and they both turn to Nicole.

Koga: Sorry, babe.
Nicole: It's ok, I forgive you.
Sesshomaru: You're not allowed to call her babe! Only I am! Sorry, babe.
Nicole: I forgive you too.
Koga: She's MY babe.
Sesshomaru: No! MINE!
Nicole: STOP ARGUING!!

The camera majorly zooms in on Megan as she randomly wonders where Miroku went.

The camera zooms out and Nicole comforts Megan.

Nicole: They shall never do it again. Right, boys?

The camera zooms out even more as Koga and Sesshomaru both nod and hang their heads in shame.

Koga and Sesshomaru: Yes, ma'am.
Koga: Are you talking to my baby at the same time that I did?
Sesshomaru: She's MY baby!
Koga: No, she's not. She's MINE!
Sesshomaru: Nope. Mine.

THe camera zooms in as Koga sticks his tongue out at Sesshomaru, then Sesshomaru makes a face at Koga.

Koga: MINE!
Sesshomaru: MINE and I'm telling that you stuck your tongue out at me!
Koga: MINE and I'm telling that you made a face at me!

The camera zooms out as they both turn to Nicole.

Sesshomaru: He stuck his tongue out at me!
Koga: Well, he made a face at me!
Nicole: I don't care.
Megan: Nicole, control them...they're worse than two little kids...

The camera swings over to Leesil, zooming in, as he grins and pulls out a stiletto.

Leesil: I'll take care of them.
Host: You aren't allowed to have weapons, Leesil.
Leesil: I don't care.
Megan: Leesil, don't hurt them.

The camera zooms out as Leesil goes after them with the stiletto, the host following close behind. Koga and Sesshomaru throw up their hands in defense, hiding behind each other.

Nicole: Don't hurt my babies!
Megan: They aren't hurt...Leesil wouldn't hurt them. glares at Leesil Would you?

Leesil backs away from them slowly.

Nicole: Koga, if you don't stop messing with Sesshomaru, you go to bed without cookies. And Sesshomaru, if you don't stop making fun of Koga, you go to bed without a lollipop.

Sesshomaru and Koga pout, then nod reluctantly.

Megan: Ha ha, they ARE little kids. How can you be in love with little kids? You sicko!

The camera zooms in as Nicole starts sobbing uncontrollably.

Koga: You made her cry! That wasn't very nice! hugs Nicole
Sesshomaru: Yeah, that wasn't nice at all! hugs Nicole on her other side

The camera swings over to Megan and Leesil.

Megan: Leesil, put the weapons away and come here.
Leesil: Okay.

Leesil puts his weapons away and goes over and hugs Megan.

Host: Thank you for controlling him, Megan.
Megan: Not a problem.

The camera swings back over to Nicole, Sesshomaru, and Koga.

Koga: Hey, I was hugging her first!
Sesshomaru: So what? She likes me better!
Koga: Nuh-uh!
Sesshomaru: Yeah-huh!
Koga: Nuh-uh!
Sesshomaru: Yeah-huh!
Nicole: SHUT UP, YOU TWO!!!
Koga and Sesshomaru: Yes, ma'am. both hug her

The camera zooms in on the host as he rolls his eyes.

The camera then swings over to the door as Tsume casually walks in and sees two other guys holding Nicole and becomes enraged.

The camera then swings over to Megan as she starts looking around for Miroku.

Megan: Have you seen him?
Sesshomaru: Me, seen him? No...fake innocent smile
Megan: NICOLE MAKE HIM GIVE ME MIROKU RIGHT NOW!!!

The camera zooms in on Nicole as she looks sternly at Sesshomaru.

Nicole: Did you eat him!?

The camera zooms in on Sesshomaru as he burps and does shifty eyes.

Sesshomaru: No...

The camera zooms out as Nicole pounds on Sesshomaru until Miroku comes out.

Miroku walks over to Megan.

Miroku: That was the most traumatic experience of my life. Hold me, Megan. grope

Megan slaps Miroku then glares at Sesshomaru.

Megan: You ATE Miroku?!

Megan attacks Sesshomaru with the Tetsusaiga that she stole from Inuyasha.

Sesshomaru: sobs I'm a demon and humans taste good! Lay off!

Sesshomaru hides behind Nicole.

Koga: snorts Well, I'd never eat a human! snuggles Nicole Because Nicole is a prettiful cat demon. But I don't know what that had to do with anything.

The camera swings over to Megan, Leesil, and Miroku.

Megan: Are you okay, Miroku?
Leesil: glare Why'd he have to come? I thought I got you.

The camera swings back over to Nicole, Koga, and Sesshomaru as Tsume finally makes his move and walks over to Nicole.

Tsume: Who are these guys?
Sesshomaru: I'm her lover.
Koga: No, I am!
Sesshomaru: No me!
Nicole: sweat drops They're two little children that I happen to love and cherish. But don't worry I still love ya, baby. kisses Tsume
Tsume: blushes Yay!

The camera swings to a close-up of Megan's face. She blinks.

Megan: Are you ever going to make up your mind?

The camera zooms out a little.

Megan rolls her eyes and goes over to Miroku to make sure that Sesshomaru didn't injure him and then gives Leesil a hug.

The camera then does a close-up of Nicole's face.

Nicole: Make up my mind about what?

The camera swings over to Megan's group.

Megan: Which guy you're gonna choose. Come on, it's obvious that I've already chosen.

Megan goes back to taking care of Miroku and hugging Leesil. Miroku hugs her.

Megan: Aww, how sweet. hugs him back

Miroku then walks over to Nicole and kneels in front of her, holding her hand.

Miroku: Nicole, will you bear my child since Megan will not yet? grope
Nicole: slaps him Perv! You have a girlfriend!

Koga growls and nearly attacks Miroku, but Sesshomaru holds him back. Sesshomaru growls and nearly attacks Miroku, but Tsume holds him back. Tsume tries to attack Miroku, but Nicole knocks him out.

The camera swings over to Megan's angry face.

Megan: He has a girlfriend? glares at Miroku And all this time you acted likeyou loved me, but there was someone else!? slaps him

Nicole clears her throat and the camera swings back to her.

Nicole: Uh, Megan, I was talking about you.

The camera zooms out so both of them are in the shot. Megan blinks.

Megan: Oopsie, sorry Miroku. hugs him Wait a sec...I'm not his girlfriend!...Am I?
Nicole: Aren't you? I have at least three boyfriends. nods
Tsume, Koga, and Sesshomaru: AT LEAST three?! Who are the others!?

Megan laughs hysterically as Nicole sweat drops.

Megan: Nicole, I always knew that you'd need to pick one of them sometimes.

Nicole sweat-drops even more under the boys' stares.

Nicole: Well, uh...there's um, Spike...and uh, Angel. But they're not here and you all still love me!
Tsume: Of course I do, babe. I gotta go back to looking for Paradise, though. See ya! I'll tell Kiba, Toboe, and Hige that you say hi!
Nicole: Okay, babes. kisses

Koga and Sesshomaru both get outrageously jealous and pout.

The camera swings over to Megan, who's still hugging Miroku.

Leesil: pouts What happened to me being hugged?

Megan hands Leesil a cookie and hugs him.

Megan: Go hang out with Magiere for a while.

The camera goes back over to Nicole, as the cameraman gets tired of swinging the camera back and forth. The scene goes black for a minute, while the cameraman takes a coffee break. The host chases the cameraman. Voices are still heard though.

Koga: I wanna kiss too!

Nicole is heard kissing Koga.

Koga: Yay!
Sesshomaru: What about me? You only give scrawny wolves kisses now? Tsume's a wolf and you kissed him and now you're kissing Koga, who's a wolf demon. I wanna kiss now too!

The cameraman returns and now the scene can be seen again. Nicole rolls her eyes and kisses Sesshomaru, hugging him. The host returns to his corner in the living room.

Nicole: There. Happy?

Sesshomaru nods then walks away as the camera follows him down the hallway to the bathroom. He flicks the camera off, which is now censored, and the camera returns to Nicole nibbling on Koga's ear. The cameraman coughs on his coffee and the camera moves, then is steady again. The host is seen rolling his eyes in Sesshomaru's direction, then staring wide-eyed at Koga and Nicole.

Nicole: Ha ha!
Koga: nibbles on her ear Ha ha ha!

Sesshomaru returns from the bathroom and sees Koga and Nicole, getting jealous and pouting.

Megan: blinks Wow, that's special.

The scene fades on Koga nibbling on Nicole's ear, Miroku watching with his eyebrow raised, Megan blinking in a sort of shock, Sesshomaru pouting like a child, and the host staring wide-eyed and open-mouthed.

Now is seen a close-up shot of the host.

Host:
Well, we've seen what happens today. Will Tsume ever reach Paradise? We don't know, but if you watch Wolf's Rain you'll see! Tune in next time to see what happens in this strange house full of strange people!

This show was brought to you by: Nicole's patient typing while talking to 4 people!

No animals or demons were harmed in the making of this reality show, except maybe for Miroku who was a tragic victim of Sesshomaru's immense appetite. The stilettos that Leesil carried were real. I repeat, they were REAL. Thank you for watching this show.