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Hi again people! I'm glad you guys liked the first chapter lol. Thanks to some really great reviews I've decided to go ahead and write the second chapter earlier than I had planed. Also, I know the last chapter didn't have any humor so I'm brightening this one up with some. Hope you enjoy it!

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Hermione wiped the tear away and continued following the two Malfoy's until they reached a deserted area outside the station. The only thing there was a tattered old sock. Hermione immediately knew that it was a portkey. Lucius motioned for Hermione and Draco to pick up the sock. All three of them latched on to it as Lucius counted. "3...2.." The three of them were lifted off the ground and a few seconds later, they were standing in front of the biggest house Hermione had ever seen. She was unaware that Draco and Lucius had already started to make their way to the door because she was in awe at the sight. "GRANGER! Get your filthy muggleborn arse over here!" Yelled Lucius. Hermione jumped at the harshness of his tone and ran toward them. "Sorry, Mr. Malfoy" Hermione apologized.

He gave her a cold glare and walked into the house. Hermione started to go in but was pushed back by Draco. "Malfoys first" He scowled. Hermione rolled her eye's and walked into the house after Draco. Inside she was greeted by a tall, blonde headed woman who could easily be called beautiful. "Hello Lucius, Draco" She greeted. She then turned her attention to Hermione. "Hello dear, you must be Ms. Granger" Hermione was caught off guard at how friendly she was. She had expected her to call her mudblood, or slap her across the face. "You can call me Narcissa, I'm Draco's mother" She said politely. "I'm going to go rest" Scowled Lucius as he gave Hermione a death glare. He then angrily walked off. "That man has problems" Narcissa mumbled almost silently. "Anyways, Draco, please show Hermione up to her room, and carry her bags" Narcissa hurried them on.

Hermione reluctantly followed him up a grand staircase. She had never seen a more beautiful house. The stairs were draped with a soft red rug and the walls were bordered in gold while the drapes at the windows were made of pure silk. Hermione was so busy taking it in that she bumped into Draco's back, unaware that they had reached their destination. "Watch it mudblood!" Draco growled. Hermione glared at him and violently grabbed her bags. "I'll take it from here" She said in a low voice. Draco was about the walk off when he heard Hermione's voice again. "Oh, wait a second, I forgot something" Draco turned around and when he did he was greeted by Hermione's bag. She whipped it across his face. "OUCH! WHAT WAS THAT FOR!" He screamed. "Oh, I just needed a good laugh" She said as she smirked at him. Draco stomped down the stairs mumbling something about war. Hermione shrugged it off and walked into her room. "Wow" She whispered. Even though the room was a bit smaller than her old one it had a gold chandelier hanging from the ceiling, a mahogany dresser, and a bed with light purple satin sheets.

She walked over to the bed and opened her trunk. She picked up the same shirt that brought back the terrible memory but threw it down so she wouldn't cry. Lucius would not reward her for that. She then unpacked the rest of her clothes and started to hang them in the closet when she heard deadly screaming coming from downstairs. She threw the clothes down at her feet and ran to the source of the noise. "CROOKSHANKS!" Hermione screamed gleefully. She hardly even noticed that her cat was trying to kill Draco. "GET THIS BLOODY CAT OFF ME!" He screamed. Narcissa came running into the room. "Draco! What are you doing?" She said

"GET GRANGER'S CAT OFF OF ME!" Was his angry response. Narcissa looked down to see a laughing Hermione and then looked at Draco. She draped an arm across Hermione's shoulders and lead her into the kitchen. "He should be alright" She whispered. Hermione laughed even harder when she heard another scream come from Draco. "YOU CANT JUST LEAVE ME HERE!" His voice rang through the whole house along with the hissing from the cat. At that Narcissa started laughing too. "Lunch, dear?" She offered Hermione a sandwich. "Thank you" She said quietly. Hermione went over to a small table in the corner and started eating. About five minutes later Draco came walking through the door along with Crookshanks. "Ahh, getting rid of the bad guy are you?" Hermione cooed at her cat as she went to pick it up. "Ah, Crookshanks, I thought I had lost you" Draco (Who was now in tattered up robes) gave Hermione a death glare that said 'Run'.

Hermione got the message and dropped Crookshanks and started running as fast as she could through the house as Draco chased her. Narcissa, who was sitting at the table across from Hermione signing papers, sighed. Just as she was about to carry on with her work she heard the sound of shattering glass. "DRACO MALFOY! WHAT DID YOU BREAK THIS TIME!" Narcissa yelled as she got up and bustled her way through the house. "I'M HOPING IT'S GRANGER'S LEG BUT IT MIGHT JUST BE A VASE!" Was his reply. "YOU LITTLE BRAT!" Hermione screamed as Narcissa approached them. She got there just in time to keep Hermione from giving Draco fatal head injuries. "Hermione, dear, calm down" Narcissa said as she pulled Hermione up off the floor. Narcissa looked down to see Draco lying on his back beside a shattered vase. "Reparo" Narcissa said as she pointed her wand at the vase. The pieces moved back up on their stand and mended themselves. "I don't mean to be a grouch but if Lucius wakes up he will not be happy" Narcissa said, firmly, not cruelly.

"Its not my fault he cant even earn the friendship of a cat" Hermione mumbled. "THAT IS IT!" Draco yelled as she lunged towards Hermione. She jumped out of his way and ran towards the stairs as Draco furiously followed. "Ahh" Narcissa sighed as she rubbed the bridge of her nose. "This is going to be a terrible day"

I tried to make this one funny but I'm not always good at writing humor though. Please review!