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Hello! Well, here's chapter three! This chapter is kind of drama/humor but I hope you enjoy!
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Hermione dragged herself sorely up to her room. She walked in a plopped down on her bed with a sigh. She then let a tear slip from her eye's as she looked at the big whelks on her legs where Lucius had beaten her with a whip. The blood that was coming from them before had stopped but they still hurt like crap. Why had Lucius beaten her like that? She was just trying to escape Malfoy! Hermione closed her eye's. "Where are you Aunt Nina?" She whispered. "Where are you when I need you?" Suddenly, a thought came into Hermione's head. She hadn't written to Ron or Harry yet! "Oh gosh!" She yelped. She desperately looked around her room for something to write on. "Aha" She said as she retrieved a piece of parchment from a drawer on the dresser. She found a quill in it as well. She knew she probably wouldn't be able to send this anytime soon but it wouldn't hurt to try.
Ron,
I'm so sorry I haven't written to you in so long. I'm not sure if you heard about my parents but if not, I'll tell you at school. Anyway, I am now living with the Malfoy's! Can you believe it! I'm so miserable. Draco's poor excuse for a father beat me just for defending myself against that slytherin leach! I miss you and Harry so much. Listen, I'm not sure if I'll be able to write to Harry for a while so please tell him that I'll write as soon as I can. Please reply!
Love,
Hermione
Hermione folded her letter and placed it on the dresser. Maybe Narcissa will let her send it when Lucius is not around. Hermione walked over to her bed and pulled down the covers. She then snuggled into them, Remembering how her old bed used to fill. She lied there for quite a while, slowly but surely crying herself to sleep.
Draco Malfoy lied in his bed, wide awake. He didn't know why he couldn't sleep. Sleep had always came easy for him before. Suddenly, a sly thought came into his head. It had something to do with Granger and bird poop. He quietly climbed out of his bed, grabbed his wand and tip-toed out the door to Hermione's room. He twisted the doorknob and to his surprise it wasn't locked. He quietly opened the door and stuck his body half way in. "Avis" He whispered as he pointed his wand into the room. A flock of birds came flying out of the tip of his wand. He watched as the birds flew wildly around the room and laughed. He then stepped out of the room. "Mission accomplished" He said. He trudged back to his room and this time, he was asleep as soon as his head hit the pillow. Tomorrow was going to be an interesting day.
"DRACO LUCIUS MALFOY!" Hermione's scream rang in Draco's ears as he awoke the following morning. He groggily sat up in his bed as Hermione burst through the door. "Wow," He said in awe as he stared at a certain brunette who was now covered in gray goo a.k.a, birdpoop. "I KNOW YOU DID THIS!" She screamed. "Did what?" He asked innocently. "ERRRR!" She yelped as she stomped out of the room. She was walking down the hall toward the bathroom when she ran into Narcissa. "Oh my-Hermione-D-dear, what happened?" She said as she soaked in Hermione's image. "THAT!" Hermione said as she pointed to Draco as he was going down the stairs. "Not again" Narcissa muttered as she mentally slapped herself. "Look, dear, um, go clean yourself up and I'll deal with 'That'" Said Narcissa. Hermione nodded and made her way to the bathroom. "Ah, well, Ms. Granger," Said the-all-to-familiar voice behind her. She turned to see no other than Lucius Malfoy. "I see you finally got what you deserved" Hermione opened her mouth to say something but was stopped by the blonde slug in front of her. "Shh, you don't want another whipping now do you?" He asked silkily. Hermione turned on her heel and entered the bathroom angrily. "This means war" Hermione whispered.
An hour later Hermione came down to the kitchen to find only Narcissa. She sighed in relief realizing that Lucius was not there. "Hello, dear" Said Narcissa as she set a plate of eggs in front of Hermione. "G'moring" She nodded. "So, dear, tell me, how do you plan to get back at Draco?" Asked the woman as she sat down across from the seat Hermione was now sitting in. "I don't know….." Hermione mumbled. "Yet" Narcissa laughed as she stood up. "Well, tell me how it goes" She said as she patted Hermione's shoulder and walked out of the room. Hermione smiled. Narcissa was the only good thing about this place. She hurriedly finished her meal and went back to her room to plan out her revenge. "Hmm….I could always set his hair on fire," Hermione started. "No, I'll save that one for his death, Maybe I'll…..Aha!" Hermione squealed as a brilliant idea popped into her head. She retrieved her wand from the dresser and ran downstairs to Malfoy.
"He's out there, dear" Narcissa said as she walked up behind Hermione. Hermione looked out the window and sure enough, there the leach was, in all his slimy glory. But, he was talking to someone. Two rather pretty girls actually. "This will make it even better!" Hermione laughed. She tip-toed outside and quickly hid behind a tree so none of them would notice her. Hermione then thought of how to go about this. "Too-too, no, too classic, donkey ears, no, too simple" Hermione then got the perfect idea. "Riddikulus" She whispered as she pointed her wand at Draco. Suddenly, the two girls burst into laughter. "What!" Draco asked angrily. He then looked down to see himself in a pink and yellow…….THONG BIKINI! "OH MY GOOD GO-GRANGER! GET YOUR FILTHY BUTT BACK HERE!" He yelled. Hermione practically dived into the manor and scampered up to her room. She shut the door and locked it. Draco came running through the house just in time to run into his mother.
"Draco, dear-:laugh:-what-:laugh:-" Narcissa gave up and plopped down into a nearby chair clutching her stomach in laugh-a-tonic pains. "MOTHER! YOU-" Draco shook his head and ran up to Hermiones door. "GRANGER! YOU OLD MUDBLOOD! GET YOUR ARSE OUT HERE NOW!" Screamed Draco. Hermione cracked the door just a little. "Yes" She said innocently trying to hold back her laughter. "I KNOW YOU DID THIS!" Draco yelled trying to push the door open. "Weeeeelll, you should have thought of that before you drenched me in bird poop" She said as she closed the door. Draco suddenly noticed his father coming down the hall. No! He could NOT see his perfect son like this! Draco dashed into a closet on the other side of the hall. That was a mistake. He dived in not knowing there was pail of water and a mop waiting for him. He tripped and his almost naked butt landed in the pail and the stringy part of the mop came crashing down on his head. As soon as he heard his father pass he open the door and headed to his room, the pail still attached to his butt. "I. Am. Going. To. Kill. Her." He said as he entered.
Hermione fell onto her bed as she sighed happily. This was going great! Crookshanks then hopped up on the bed. "Thanks for helping" Said Hermione as she stroked her cat gently.
So how was it? Please tell me!