The camera zooms in on Nicole who is still sleeping at 1:30 in the afternoon. She snores loudly.

Megan: Wake up, Nicole!

The camera zooms in on Sesshomaru as he goes over to give her a hug.

Sesshomaru: Get up!

Nicole: growls and punches Sesshomaru, not knowing who he is I don't wanna! Leave me alone!

Sesshomaru: Grr...shakes her GET UP!

The camera zooms in on Nicole as she rolls over and grumbles, sound asleep again. The camera zooms out again as Koga shakes her on her other side.

Koga: Baby, it's time to get up. We're hungry.

Nicole growls and pulls the sheet over her head.

The camera zooms out again as Leesil walks in and throws a stiletto at Koga and Sesshomaru for trying to wake up Nicole.

Megan: No, like this.

Megan throws ice water over Nicole, drenching her and the blanket.

A hidden camera clicks on and follows the host from the room as he chases Leesil.

Host: No weapons!

Larry's camera zooms onto Nicole as she shivers and wakes up, shrieking.

Nicole: WHAT THE censored WAS THAT FOR!

The hidden camera zooms in on Sesshomaru and Koga, who are running from Leesil. Then Megan comes into the shot as she chases the host.

Megan: Don't hurt my Leesil! Miroku's already injur-wait, where'd he go?

Miroku's voice is heard faintly from some far off place.

Miroku: Help me...

Larry's camera zooms out a little as Nicole covers herself with the sheet and chases Megan.

Nicole: Don't wake me up like that!

We're brought again to our hidden camera as the host is still chasing Leesil and now running from an enraged Megan. Larry's camera switches over to this shot as the hidden camera now follows Sesshomaru and Koga to the bathroom, where they discover Miroku stuck inside the toilet.

Koga: What are you doing in there!

Larry's camera zooms in on Megan as she stops chasing the host and runs to the bathroom to rescue Miroku. The hidden camera clicks off for the time being.

Megan: How the heck did you get in there!

The camera does a close-up of the toilet as Miroku tries to answer, but only bubbles are seen in the water.

Megan: Did Sesshomaru give you an atomic swirly again? glares at Sesshomaru

Nicole appears in the bathroom as the camera zooms out to include her in the shot. Apparently, she was still chasing Megan for waking her up so rudely.

Nicole: What's Miroku doing in the toilet?

Nicole covers herself better with the sheet, realizing she's not wearing the best pajamas in the world if Miroku is around.

The camera zooms into a close-up of Sesshomaru's face as he does shifty eyes and answers Megan's question.

Sesshomaru: Of course not! Why would I do that?

The camera zooms out again as Koga reaches in the toilet to help Miroku out.

Leesil appears in the bathroom, followed by a panting host.

Leesil: Miroku, how'd you get in there? Wait a sec...

The camera zooms in on Leesil as he pulls out another stiletto and prepares to attack Sesshomaru. The camera zooms out as Megan takes the stiletto away from Leesil.

Megan: I'll just hold onto that for a little while...By the way, are you naked, Nicole? If so, I suggest you go put some clothes on before we rescue Miroku.

The camera zooms in on the toilet as more gurgling sounds are heard. It zooms back out again and swings over to Megan, zooming in once more.

Megan: GET HIM OUT ALREADY BEFORE HE DROWNS!

The camera zooms out to include the whole bathroom in the shot. Megan hands the stiletto back to Leesil and lets him prepare to attack Sesshomaru if nothing is done to rescue Miroku. The host takes the new stiletto along with the others.

Host: No weapons!

Nicole answers Megan's question, finally.

Nicole: No, I'm not naked, just in short pajamas.

The hidden camera clicks on and follows Sesshomaru as he slowly inches out of the bathroom. Larry's camera zooms in on Koga as he pulls Miroku out of the toilet.

Koga: How'd you get in the toilet, dude?

Larry's camera zooms over to Leesil who's pouting in the corner.

Leesil: I want my stilettos back.

Larry's camera zooms out again to include the whole bathroom in the shot.

Megan: Mr. Host Dude, give them back right NOW! You aren't allowed to interfere with the happenings in this house...it's a REALITY show, remember?

Miroku recovers quickly and decides to use his wind tunnel on Sesshomaru.

Miroku: Where'd he go? looks outside the bathroom to see Sesshomaru riding around on the ceiling fan that Nicole was stuck on in the previous episode.

The hidden camera zooms in on Sesshomaru.

Sesshomaru: Maybe if I stay up here, they can't get me.

Larry's camera zooms in on the host.

Host: There are no weapons allowed! I don't care if this is a reality show. And Miroku, don't use your wind tunnel in the house! Do you know how much everything in here cost!

Larry's camera then zooms in on Koga who is scrubbing his hands incessantly. (sp?)

Koga: Ew ew ew ew ew ew ew!

Larry's camera zooms out as Nicole pats Koga on the back and pulls her sheet up more as it slips down.

Nicole: That was a nice thing for you to do.

Larry's camera zooms out even more as Megan tackles the host and refuses to let him up until he apologizes.

Megan: Do NOT be mean to Leesil or Miroku...give Leesil his stiletto back right NOW!

Miroku grins and wind tunnels a very expensive lamp.

Miroku: Ha! Take that! Oops, sorry, Mr. Host Dude. Wait, what was your name again?

Host: You are not allowed to know my name.

Leesil steals his stiletto back and goes to attack Sesshomaru...just as Larry takes a coffee break.

Nicole is heard shrieking and then there is a loud slapping noise.

Miroku: It was worth the pain.

Sesshomaru is heard yelling in fear in the other room, and Leesil is then heard running away.

Host: Sorry, Megan.

Megan is heard letting the host up, then Larry comes back. Koga has an infuriated look on his face as he starts walking toward Miroku. The hidden camera zooms in on Sesshomaru who is out of the ceiling fan and is covering his face. Nicole walks in the room.

Nicole: Why is your face covered?

Sesshomaru: Because I took my makeup off to scare Leesil away and now I don't want anyone to see me. I look horrible.

Larry's camera zooms in on Megan's angry face as she's glaring at Miroku.

Megan: Don't you ever touch her again! starts randomly screaming at him

Larry's camera then moves over to Leesil, who has a traumatized look on his face, still afraid of Sesshomaru.

Leesil: Ahhh! I didn't know someone could be that ugly without makeup!
Miroku: ...

The hidden camera clicks off as Nicole comforts Sesshomaru who is sobbing into his hands. Larry's camera clicks off as Leesil curls up into a fetal postion, sucking his thumb and rocking back and forth, Miroku blinking and saying, "Sesshomaru wears makeup?", Megan kneeling down to comfort Leesil, and Koga laughing and running into the other room to see how ugly Sesshomaru really is.

The host's face is seen now.

Host: Well, we've had a lot of fun today. Nicole being drenched in ice water, Miroku getting stuck in the toilet, Sesshomaru taking off his makeup...funny stuff. Don't forget to tune in next time to see what Sesshomaru really looks like without his makeup and some other quirks! Oh yeah, I bet a lot of you are wondering why Nicole and Koga were nibbling on each other's ears. long pause Well, see ya!

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Once again, Miroku was the only one physically harmed in the making of this episode. Poor Miroku. Leesil was emotionally harmed, but that doesn't really matter. And also, don't forget that Leesil's stilettos are still REAL! Kids, don't try anything you see in this show at home! Well, actually, we don't really care if you try it at home or not, because we're producers, and we just want you to watch our show! We're required to say "Don't try this at home" even though we don't care. Oops, I wasn't supposed to say that, was I? Oh well. Keep watching anyway! (Kids, don't listen to your stick-in-the-mud parents when they say not to do watch the people in this show do. They're just trying to spoil your fun. person doing this voiceover gets dragged away by an angry humanitarian)