Disclaimer: If I owned HP, Ole Voldy would be dancing around in a pink too-too right now.

Another update! I cant even believe I already have 4 chapters! I have now found the one thing that I am not slow at! YES! Sorry about that, too much caffeine Lol. Anyway, here it goes!

Pranks Are So Siriusly Padfoot: YAY! My favorite reviewer reviews again! I'm so sorry about the dialogue and the past-present tense. I've really been working on both for this chapter. Anyway, thanks so much for reviewing on all three chapters! Every time you review I always start on a new chapter so you wont kill me. Also, the reason Hermione was beaten was because Lucius was woken up by the chase and he automatically blamed the muggleborn (so like him isn't it?) Anyway, Hope you enjoy this one!

skybluepink: Thanks so so much for reading my story! I'm sorry about the grammar but I am American so I just put the words 'poop' and 'butt' in there because I didn't think about how British people really described those words. Also, I'm sorry about the dialogue. This is my first story so I'm just learning about these things. I'll definitely work on it, though! And I'm so sorry about the colors of the house. I didn't even realize that I was using the gryfindor colors. My idea was that Narcissa decorated the house and wanted it to look warm and welcoming (I know that doesn't really fit in with Lucius's character but that's just me lol) And also, I guess it would be safe to assume that the only reason the Malfoy's took in Hermione was because of Narcissa. Since she is the kind one in this story lol. Thanks again for reviewing!

hazelocean: YAY! I'm soooo glad you like the story! Thanks so much!

Narcissa Malfoy awoke the next morning to find an empty bed. Lucius had probably left for work at the Ministry before she had woken up. She then noticed something strange about the house. It was quiet…..too quiet. She had expected Hermione to be cursing and threatening Draco's life right about now. She simply shrugged the matter off and got out of bed. As long as it was peaceful she did not care what was going on. She slipped on a robe and made her way down the stairs and into the kitchen where she found her son eating a bacon biscuit.

"G'morning" He greeted. His mother smiled and asked where his father had gotten to.

"He left about an hour ago" Draco said.

"What about Hermione? Shouldn't she be trying to decapitate you right now?" Narcissa asked, truly interested.

"She should, but lucky for me she isn't up yet" Draco said followed by a sigh of relief.

"Don't be so sure about that" Hermione said as she walked through the door.

"G'morning, dear" Narcissa greeted. Hermione smiled and nodded as she walked over to her.

"Um, Narcissa, I was wondering if I could send off this letter by owl, that is, If I'm allowed to" Hermione said as she held up a piece of parchment.

"Oh, don't be silly, dear, of course you can, oh, um, TING-TING!" Narcissa said. Suddenly, a brown and white owl came flying into the room. The owl took Hermione's letter in his mouth and flew out a near-by window.

"Breakfast, dear?" Narcissa offered.

"Yes, Thank you" Hermione said as Narcissa conjured a plate of scrambled eggs. Just as Hermione was about to take a bite a piece of bacon hit her in the nose.

"Malfoy!" She yelped. She then flicked a piece of egg at the owner of the bacon.

"Children!" Narcissa scolded. "Eat the food, you can throw toads at each other later"

"Works for me" Hermione said as she ate.

Later that day, Lucius came in from work a bit more crabbier than he usually was.

"GRANGER! GO UP TO THE BATHROOM AND CLEAN IT!" He yelled at Hermione who was sitting in parlor reading.

"But M-" Hermione tried to defend herself but was cut off.

"NOW!" He ordered. Hermione then got fed up.

"Mr. Malfoy! It was cleaned yesterday! Just because your life is terrible does not mean you have to take it out on me!" Hermione said firmly. Lucius gave her a glare that was worse than usual. He whipped out his wand and aimed it at her.

"DO NOT MAKE ME HURT YOU, MUDBLOOD!" He screamed. Hermione knew she had better back down or she would be dead in no time. She ran past him and up the stairs. She looked through closet after closet before finding a mop and bucket. She then went to the bathroom to find the door closed. She didn't know if it was empty or if someone was in it so she knocked.

"Hold your horse's!" Draco yelled.

"Hurry, your father is on a warpath!" Hermione answered while praying to god that Lucius had not heard her.

"Alright, alright" Draco said gruffly as he exited the bathroom. "Gosh, cant a guy take a decent dump without some stupid mudblood bothering him?" Hermione turned around to face him. Draco obviously saw the 'Your dead' look in her eye and started to run. Hermione dropped the bucket and chased him to his bedroom. Right before he entered, Hermione put her reflex's to use by beating him brutally up side the head with the mop.

"My Hair!" Draco shrieked.

"Oh you'll get over it!" Hermione snapped as she angrily made her way back to the bathroom. She walked in to see a total mess.

"Malfoy!" Hermione scowled. "You done this on purpose!" Hermione sighed and began to clean the so called 'Picture of perfection's mess. She really wished that she had her wand right now to do this for her.

Later on that night Hermione was lying on her bed thinking of all that had happened to her. And how much the bathroom stinked after Malfoy had came out. She had started to cry as well. Suddenly, she heard a soft knock at the door.

"Hermione, dear" Narcissa's voice sounded. Hermione wiped away her tears and opened the door.

"Ting-Ting brought back this letter for you, and this" Narcissa said holding up a box of Bertie Botts Every Flavor Beans. Hermione smiled as she took the letter and box.

"Are you alright dear?" Narcissa asked. Hermione nodded, afraid to talk for the fear of crying again.

"Okay then" Narcissa gave Hermione a quick hug and went up to her bedroom. Hermione then ran to her bed and opened the letter.

Hermione,

Yes, I heard about you parents. I'm so sorry that happened. Anyway, THE MALFOY'S! How have they been treating you? Are you ok? Do you need me to come get you? As for Harry, I wrote to him three weeks ago and never got a response. I guess his poor excuse for an uncle wouldn't let him. I'm so glad to hear from you. Fred and George are driving my completely crazy with their stupid pranks! This morning, I woke up with beans in my nose. Well, Write soon!

With Love,

Ron

PS-Enjoy the Bertie Botts! Fred and George sent them.

Hermione smiled as she read the last part of the letter. She then picked up the beans Ron had sent her and silently made her way to Draco's bedroom. She was pleased to find out that the door was unlocked. She creped in and walked up to the bed in which Draco was noisily snoring in. Hermione then took out two beans from the box and, as carefully as possible, stuck one up each of Draco's nostrils. She struggled to hold back her laughter. She then made her way out of the room and back to her room. "Thank you Fred and George!" Hermione said.

Okay, chapter four! Im sorry if it's boreing and dull but it's almost 11:00 PM here and I am pooped! The next one will be better though! Promise!