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Hi peeps! Well, here is another chapter. I'm really sorry if the last one was boring but I think this one will make up for it! Enjoy!
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":gasp: Can't :gasp: breath!" Draco choked out as he fell off of his bed.
'What did Granger do this time?' He thought. He soon pushed the thought away when he realized what was stealing his oxygen. He put his hands up to his nose and pulled out two every flavor beans. He kind of had a hard time doing this since they were crammed pretty hard up in there.
"Errrrr….Granger!" He mumbled. Draco took the beans and headed out the door with them. He went to Hermione's room but she wasn't there. He then went down into the kitchen where she sat, all perfect and happy, eating breakfast.
"GRANGER!" He roared. He threw both of the now booger covered beans at her.
"EWWW! GROSS!" She screamed as she jumped up. "WHAT WAS THAT FOR!"
"YOU TRIED TO DEPRIVE ME OF MY PRECIOUS OXYGEN! IN OTHER WORDS, KILL ME!"
"Now why would I do that?" Hermione asked in an unusually sweet voice. Draco finally got fed up with her and picked up a glass of milk sitting nearby.
"TAKE THIS!" He yelled as he sloshed the milk on her. Draco laughed at the disgusted look on her face.
"TRY THIS!" Hermione screeched as she ran towards Draco and planted a bowl of gravy on his head. Hermione almost died when she saw how funny he looked covered in gravy.
"Alright" Draco said as he cleared his eye's of the gravy. "If that's the way you want to be about it…" He walked over to the table and picked up a jug of orange juice.
"You wouldn't" Hermione whispered. Draco gave her the famous Malfoy smirk and then dumped the juice all over her head.
"OH MY GOSH!" Hermione said as she started throwing biscuits at him. Narcissa obviously heard the noise because she came rushing into the kitchen.
"CHILDREN!" She screamed. Suddenly, she felt herself being drenched in a cold liquid. Draco had sloshed the remaining orange juice on her for that fact that he had gotten so caught up in the fight, that he didn't take time to notice that it was his mother.
"Oops" Draco said nervously. Hermione stood behind the two in wide eyed shock.
"DRACO LUCIUS MALFOY! I HAVE HAD QUITE ENOUGH!" She screamed. She then walked over to Hermione.
"Go to your room, start making plans, we are going to teach this boy a lesson" She said. Hermione smiled blissfully. Narcissa was officially on her side. Hermione ran up to her bedroom to make a plan.
"Courtyard, noon, be there!" Narcissa said roughly to her son.
'This world has gone to the pits' Thought Draco.
Around noontime, Draco waited in the courtyard as his mother had told him. He could not believe that he was going against two women, no, two crazy women.
"Draco! Take your position!" Narcissa's voice rang through his head. Draco stood up with a fluttering stomach. How could he be nervous? This was his mother and mudblood for goodness sakes! All three of them took their place. Narcissa and Hermione on the north side, Draco on the south. Narcissa pointed her wand at Draco and Hermione did the same.
"You do know that two against one is unfair don't you?" Draco asked.
"Yea, we know, we just don't care" Hermione answered.
"EXPELLIARMUS!" Narcissa called as she pointed her wand at Draco. He flew backwards and his butt landed in the birdbath.
"OH. MY. GOSH!" Draco screeched. "MY BUTT!"
"AVIS!" Hermione yelled as a flock of birds descended from her wand.
"AHH! NO! NOT FAIR!" Draco screamed as the birds started to attack him. "GET OFF ME YOU FILTHY PIGEONS!" Now it was Draco's turn to get drenched in bird droppings. Hermione and Narcissa were on their sides laughing uncontrollably. This had been unbelievably fun for both of them.
"YOU WILL PAY!" Draco screeched as he forcefully pulled his butt out of the water.
"Yea :laugh: Right :Laugh:" Hermione giggled. Draco finally could not take it anymore. He pointed his wand toward Hermione's butt.
"INCENDIO!" He screeched. Suddenly Hermione's laugh's became cry's as she hopped around the yard patting her butt and screaming. Once she had the fire out she ran towards Draco with outstretched hands.
"I HAVE ALWAYS DREAMED OF KILLING YOU AND NOW IM GOING FULLFILL THAT DREAM!" Hermione reached Draco and rung her hands around his neck and started shaking him violently. Narcissa would have stopped them if she wasn't dieing of laughter.
"G-Granger, c-c-cant, b-b-b-breath" Draco gasped. Hermione figured he had enough and let go. "I win" She said as she walked over to Narcissa and helped her up. Draco watched the two walk off into the house. He let out a loud groan and calmly walked over to the bird bath. He looked down into the water and slammed his head into it.
'I need a vacation' he thought.
Hermione and Narcissa went into the house to clean themselves up.
"That was brilliant, dear!" Narcissa said excitedly. Hermione nodded and laughed even harder.
"Ladie's, what is all the laughter about?" Came the silky voice of Lucius. The grins quickly faded when they saw him.
"Oh, nothing, Lucius" Narcissa said quietly. Lucius gave Hermione a dark look.
"Where is Draco?" He asked.
"O-out there, sir" Hermione said pointed to the courtyard. Lucius walked out to find his son with his head in, of all things, a birdbath.
"Draco, dear boy, what in the name of Merlin are you doing?" He asked as he pulled his son's head up out of the water.
"Dieing" Draco answered. Lucius rubbed the bridge of his nose.
"What happened?" He asked. Draco looked back up at his father.
"Mother, Granger, and I played a little game and they won" Draco said miserebly. Lucius suddenly got a devilish look in his eye's. He slammed his sons head back down into the water and stomped into the house where he found Narcissa and Hermione having a laughter filled converstation in the parlor.
"NARCISSA!" Lucius yelled. Narcissa looked up at her husband fearfully.
"Y-yes, dear" She answered.
"IT IS NOT YOUR PLACE TO PLAY WITH THAT BOY! HE NEEDS TO BE DICIPLENED NOT ENTERTAINED!" Lucius hissed as he pulled out his wand.
"CRUCIO!" He yelled at Narcissa. Narcissa fell down to the floor screaming in pain. Hermione started to get up and help her but Lucius cut in.
"LITTLE GIRL! I WOULD RUN IF I WERE YOU! AVADA-" He started. Hermione realized what was going to happen and ran out of the house as fast as she could. She never wanted to go back in there again. Never. She ran on and on not even knowing where she was. Tears were now cascading down her face. How? How could this happen?
I hope everyone liked it! I tried to make it as humorous as possible. Also, I hope you dont mind I put some drama in there. I thought it might make things a bit more interesting.