The scene starts on Koga eating a cookie, Sesshomaru licking a lollipop, Nicole wedged between them, watching both of them and occasionally getting bites, Miroku practicing cool battle stances, Leesil tossing a stiletto up in the air repeatedly, and Megan laughing hysterically at everyone. Megan then gets up and goes over to Nicole, whispering.

Megan: I need to talk to you.

The camera zooms in on Sesshomaru and Koga, who are both happily munching on their sweets. It zooms out again, showing Nicole getting up, hugging Koga and Sesshomaru, then leaving the room with Megan, the camera following both of them.

Nicole: What's wrong?

Megan still whispers.

Megan: I think Miroku has another girlfriend.

Megan starts to cry.

Nicole: Aww, I'm sure he wouldn't cheat on you.

Nicole hugs Megan sympathetically. Megan still cries quietly.

Megan: But I'm not sure...he always seems to be gone, and its not always Sesshy's fault...when Leesil's gone then at least there's a reason...

Nicole: Well, maybe, sometime we should send a spy after him...there's only so many places he can go, considering we can't leave the grounds. shrugs I'm sure I know something that can go after him.

Megan sniffles and hugs Nicole.

Megan: Thanks...

Nicole: No prob.

They walk back together to the room where the others are, the camera following them once more. The camera then zooms in on the host, who walks in.

Host: All right, everyone! Listen up! I have an announcement to make!

The camera zooms out so the whole room is in the shot, and it shows everyone talking contentedly with each other, paying no attention whatsoever to the host.

Host: AGGA SHO BLUDDA BOO BUP!

Everyone looks at the host confusedly.

Host: Got your attention, didn't I? Now, onto the real announcement. Our producers have decided, since this is a reality show, it needs some sort of twist. The twist is this: Nicole, Megan, you two must choose one of your boyfriends before the day is up, and kick the other out of the house. That's all.

The camera zooms in once more on the host as he nods and leaves, then shows the whole room again. Megan gasps, panics, and looks at Nicole. Nicole gasps, panics, and looks at Megan. Leesil and Miroku start panicking. Leesil and Miroku walk over to Megan.

Leesil: You'll pick me, right?

Miroku: No, she'll pick me!

Megan gets terribly upset and runs into a wall, then falls to the floor, unconcious. The camera swings over to Nicole's group as Sesshomaru and Koga gasp and look at each other, then smile smugly.

Sesshomaru and Koga: simultaneously She'll choose me!

Nicole panics and runs over to Megan, the camera following her, and throws ice cold water over her. Megan grumbles.

Megan: Ugh, Nicole, if you ever do that again...the point to me knocking myself out was so that I don't have to choose!

Megan goes upstairs and decides to jump out the window. The camera follows everyone as they follow her to one of the upstairs bedrooms, which happens to be Leesil's.

Miroku: NO, DON'T JUMP!

Nicole runs as fast as she can and pulls Megan off the windowsill, slapping her.

Nicole: GET A HOLD ON YOURSELF, WOMAN!

The camera zooms in on Sesshomaru and Koga.

Sesshomaru: I know she'll pick me.

Koga: Nope, she'll pick me.

Sesshomaru: No, me!

Koga starts to imitate Sesshomaru like a little child.

Koga: I wear makeup and eat lollipops like a little girl. I must BE a little girl.

Koga returns to acting like himself.

Koga: How come we never got to see you without your makeup? What a rip-off! Cheap producers!

The camera follows Megan and Nicole as they start walking downstairs.

Megan: Hey, Nicole, I need to speak to you.

Megan notices the boys following them around.

Megan: ...ALONE.

Leesil, Miroku, Sesshomaru, and Koga pout.

Megan: Get over it.

Megan grabs Nicole and they continue all the way down the stairs.

Megan: I don't know what I'm going to do...I mean, I love them both...but...

Megan trails off and looks away.

Nicole: I know what you mean...I love my two so much, also. I can't believe the producers would do this to us. It's so cruel!

The hidden camera clicks on upstairs, watching the boys. Sesshomaru sucks on his lollipop some more.

Sesshomaru: I bet they're deciding who they're gonna choose. I think she'll choose me.

Koga: You wish. We all know she'll choose me.

Miroku and Leesil both start crying, afraid that Megan will choose the other guy.

Larry's camera picture is now seen again.

Megan: So...what are we gonna do?

Both of the girls start crying. They slowly pull themselves together. Megan gets up and starts going back upstairs. Larry's camera follows and so does Nicole. The hidden camera clicks off. Megan hugs Miroku and Leesil.

Megan: Don't worry, guys. I'll find a way to keep you both.

Miroku: I hope Nicole gets rid of Sesshomaru...

Leesil: Nope, she needs to get rid of Koga...he's extremely annoying...

Megan: Hmm...how about she gets rid of both of them and then I can keep both of you?

The camera zooms over to Nicole's group.

Nicole: Hey, you can't say that!

Nicole hugs both of her boys.

Nicole: And Leesil, I thought you hated Sesshy more.

Nicole snuggles Sesshomaru, then snuggles Koga.

Koga: I knew she'd pick me!

Sesshomaru: She hasn't chosen yet, dorkwad!

Koga: Oh.

Koga snuggles Nicole back anyway. The camera swings back over to Megan's group.

Megan: Um...rolls her eyes Darn, I thought I'd gotten a good idea, too...

Leesil: I hate both of them.

Miroku: You'll pick me, right?

Leesil glares and Miroku pouts.

Megan: I haven't decided yet.

The camera zooms out, so the whole room is once again in the shot. Nicole shields Koga and Sesshomaru from Leesil's glare.

Nicole: They're like little kids! If you glare at them, they'll cry! And when they cry, they CRY!

Koga: I know she'll pick me whenever she decides.

Koga gets up and sneaks off to his room for something. Larry gets lazy and decides not to follow him or have the hidden camera follow him. Sesshomaru rolls his eyes.

Sesshomaru: Whatever.

Nicole hugs Sesshomaru tighter to her and leans her head down on his chest, sobbing quietly. Sesshomaru holds her against him with one arm and strokes her hair with the other.

Nicole: I can't believe I have to choose...

Megan: Um, Nicole...be afraid. I think Koga just went to his room to get a weapon to kill Sesshomaru.

Megan sits down on Miroku's lap and thinks. Leesil goes outside to play with his stilettos and once again, Larry is too lazy to follow him or click the hidden camera on.

Nicole: I don't think it's that.

Nicole sniffles and gets more comfortable on Sesshomaru's lap. Koga comes back into the room with a big box and hands it to Nicole. Sesshomaru holds Nicole closer to him, looking at the box suspiciously. Nicole takes the box and rips it open, revealing a hug kitty stuffed animal. Megan grins.

Megan: He's trying to bribe you into picking him. That's...that's so sweet.

Megan bursts into tears and buries her face in Miroku's shoulder, sobbing, unable to choose. Miroku strokes her back gently, cooing softly to her. Nicole takes the stuffed animal and hugs it to her chest, eyes filling with tears. Sesshomaru pouts at Koga's attempt to win Nicole's favor and gently places her on the couch, going to his own room. Koga sits down in the place that Sesshomaru vacated and hugs Nicole.

Koga: You like it?

Nicole nods and hugs him back. Koga kisses her gently.

Koga: I'm glad you like it.

Megan is still sitting on Miroku's lap.

Megan: Hm...I don't know who to choose...

Leesil is still outside, shouting something that the others can't understand from where they are. Miroku hugs Megan tighter and kisses her. Megan still sobs. Sesshomaru re-enters the room with a big bouquet of flowers and hands it to Nicole. Nicole's eyes fill with more tears as she takes the flowers and hugs Sesshomaru, then hears Leesil yelling.

Nicole: I wonder what he's yelling about.

Koga pouts and kisses Nicole on the cheek. Sesshomaru kisses Nicole on the forehead.

Koga: Who cares?

Sesshomaru: Yeah, who cares?

Nicole: I do.

Nicole puts her presents down and goes outside, Megan following her, and Larry's camera. Leesil is sitting down in the middle of the yard, shouting curses in Elvish.

Megan: What are you saying, Leesil?

Leesil: I don't know, but my mother taught it to me.

Megan: Tsk tsk...she had a naughty mouth, didn't she?

Nicole blinks.

Nicole: Why are you cursing? And haha, Mommy had a naughty mouth!

Everyone stares at her and she clears her throat.

Nicole: Sorry.

Koga and Sesshomaru reluctantly come outside, pouting. The hidden camera clicks on upstairs as Miroku looks around.

Miroku: Why am I suddenly all alone up here!

Miroku panics and stands up.

Miroku: MEGAN!

Larry's camera zooms in on Megan as she she sighs.

Megan: Miroku's feeling lost again. I'll be back.

The hidden camera follows Megan up the stairs.

Megan: Sorry, Miroku. We just wanted to know what Leesil was saying.

Megan hugs Miroku. Larry's camera zooms in a little closer as Nicole waves her hand in front of Leesil's face.

Nicole: Leesil, what were you shouting about? Hello?

Koga hands Sesshomaru a cookie. Sesshomaru hands Koga a lollipop. Nicole stares at them, wide-eyed.

Nicole: What the censored!

Koga: We've become best friends in the time that you were out here without us. We've found we have a lot in common.

Sesshomaru nods in agreement and Nicole blinks in shock.

The hidden camera returns to Megan and Miroku once more.

Megan: I really don't know who I'm going to choose...it's really hard.

Miroku kisses her.

Megan: We really should go back outside.

They both walk downstairs and outside. The hidden camera clicks off. Megan stops in shock, seeing Koga and Sesshomaru sharing.

Megan: What are they doing!

Nicole is still staring in shock.

Nicole: They're...being nice to each other!

Koga: Now, my good man, would you care for another cookie?

Sesshomaru: Yes, please. Would you like another lollipop?

Koga: Yes, thank you very much.

Sesshomaru: You are most welcome.

Nicole's mouth opens very wide, then she screams loudly.

Nicole: THEY'RE POSSESSED! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!

Nicole runs away, then comes back and goes over to Leesil.

Nicole: WHAT WERE YOU YELLING ABOUT! ANSWER ME ALREADY!

Leesil opens his eyes wide.

Leesil: Oops, it must have been a spell...

Megan gasps.

Megan: What!

Leesil: Sorry...

Miroku: So...does that mean you'll pick me? Because then he can't cast any weird spells on you...

Megan: Shut up, Miroku.

Megan notices that Miroku's about to cry.

Megan: Oops...I mean...

Megan hugs Miroku.

Nicole: What spell? AND WHAT WERE YOU YELLING ABOUT FOR THE FOURTH TIME!

Sesshomaru happily muches on his cookie, smiling. Koga happily sucks on the strawberry flavored lollipop, humming to himself. Sesshomaru and Koga start sing that stupid "You've Got a Friend in Me" song from Toy Story. Nicole gets very scared and slowly backs away.

Megan: So...um...Nicole...does that mean that you'll pick Leesil and I'll pick Miroku (or the other way around)? Because you obviously can't separate Sesshomaru and Koga.

Megan smiles and Miroku is still pouting.

Leesil: Look, I honestly don't know what I said, so everyone STOP YELLING AT ME!

Nicole: Oh. No, I'm not going to pick one of your boyfriends, Megan! The host said we have to pick one of our own.

Nicole is still debating on who to choose. Sesshomaru and Koga are still singing that stupid song. Nicole duct tapes both of their mouths. The host appears out of nowhere.

Host: Your time is up.

Megan doesn't pay attention because she is hugging Miroku. Miroku isn't paying attention because he's being hugged by Megan. Leesil doesn't hear because he's still yelling and has now pulled out a stiletto. Nicole, Koga, and Sesshomaru are not paying attention because they're trying to get the duct tape off their mouths and Nicole is stopping them.

Host: I'M NOT WEARING UNDERWEAR!

Everyone looks at him strangely.

Host: That's better. Now, who do you choose? Nicole, we'll start with you.

Nicole: Go to Megan, I'm still deciding.

Host: Well, Megan?

Megan doesn't answer.

Host: Nicole?

Megan and Nicole both open their mouths at the same time to answer, then the host starts laughing hysterically.

Host: Don't say anything! It was just a joke! You don't really have to choose anyone!

The host laughs some more.

Nicole, Koga, and Sesshomaru: It's not funny!

Miroku, Megan, and Leesil gasp.

Megan: Leesil, give me that stiletto...

Megan grabs the stiletto and prepares to attack the host.

Leesil: Hey, I wanted to use it...

Miroku grins.

Miroku: I've wanted to use my wind tunnel on you for a long time...

Nicole unsheathes her cat demon claws, Koga prepares to punch, Sesshomaru pulls out his attached-to-his-hand whip, and the host screams.

Host: IT WAS A JOKE! Get it? A JOKE!

Megan: Heh...right.

Megans throws the stiletto and hits his arm. Miroku frowns.

Miroku: Hmm...this might not be a good idea...I might suck up Megan too...

Miroku decides to wait to use his wind tunnel. Leesil grabs some of his other weapons and attacks the host. Nicole scratches the host's face with her claws. Koga beats him mercilessly. Sesshomaru whips him badly. The scene goes black.
Screams of pain are heard as the host is attacked by everyone.

Sesshomaru: Hey, Miroku! Watch where you aim that thing!

Miroku: Oops, sorry!

There are some more screams.

Voiceover: Well, you won't get to see the host at the end of this episode, because he is too badly hurt to show on television. We'll have a substitute host until Ba-I mean Mr. Host Dude, recovers. Keep watching!

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