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Narcissa came back to her room about an hour later. She put her ear to the door to see if it was safe to come in and to her surprise, it was quiet. She carefully opened the door just in case of an attack. She stuck her head in to see two people, who were for once, not fighting. Narcissa walked into the room and gasped as she scanned the floor. There were feathers everywhere for goodness sakes! She then looked over to Hermione's bed where the brunette was now sleeping. The covers were not turned down and half her body was hanging off the bed. She then looked look over to her son as he slept on, of all places, the floor. Narcissa assumed Hermione had tried to kill him for the fact that he had two pillows smashed into his face.
"Scourgify" Narcissa said as she held out her wand. The room was now feather free.
'Well, since they are asleep I guess it wouldn't hurt to take a little nap too' Thought Narcissa. She stumbled onto her bed and was asleep as soon as her head hit the pillow. But what she didn't know, was that Draco was slowly waking up.
"What the heck?' He mumbled as he slapped two pillows off of his face.
"Granger" He scowled. Draco looked over to her sleeping form and decided to have a little fun. He went over to his trunk and opened it quietly. He had brought with him a pair of dirty boxer shorts from last week. His mother had always told him to be prepared and this time……he was. He grinned evilly as he snuck over to Hermione's bed. Luckily, her head was hanging of the bed so he wouldn't have a hard time slipping the shorts onto her it. He gently lifted her head a bit praying to god above that she didn't wake up so he could live to see his mother turn old. He slipped the shorts over head so that her face was covered. Draco knew she would probably assassinate him when she woke up, but for right now, he was just trying to keep down his laughter. He silently walked over to his bed and lied down, happily falling back to sleep. This was going to be good.
Hermione yawned groggily as she realized two things.
1. Her head was hanging off the bed.
2. Something smelled.
She raised up and started to stretch when she opened her eye's and realized what the smell was coming from.
"OH, FOR MERLINS SAKE!" She screamed she tugged the boxers off her head. She angrily stomped over to Draco's bed and shook him violently. He didn't even budge. She shook him again and he still didn't budge. Hermione sighed impatiently.
"Okay then, lets see if this will wake you up" Hermione rolled Draco over on his back and reached down his pants. She gripped his boxers and pulled them up as hard as she could, giving him a major wedgie.
"IM UP! IM UP!" He screeched. He turned around to see Hermione giving him a death glare.
"Do these belong to you?" She asked silkily as she held up a pair of boxers.
"Oh, I see you found them" Draco smirked.
"YOU ARE SUCH A SLUG!" Hermione screeched as she started to chase Draco out the door.
"Oh my lord, not again!" Narcissa mumbled as she threw a pillow on her head. There was simply no stopping them. Narcissa lied awake as she heard screams, threats and a few curse words float through the door.
"DRACO MALFOY! GET YOU'RE A#$ BACK HERE!"
"I DON'T THINK YOU WANT IT! IT STINKS!"
"I HAVE NO DOUBT IN MY MIND! BUT YOUR NOT GOING TO HAVE ONE WHEN I GET A HOLD OF YOU!"
Narcissa now felt like committing suicide. She reluctantly got off the bed and walked out into the hallway. She wasn't surprised to see heads poking out of their rooms watching the two teenagers.
"DRACO! HERMIONE! COME BACK IN HERE! WE'RE GOING TO GET KICKED OUT!" Narcissa yelled just as the two disappeared into another hallway. They must have heard her for they came back to the room. Hermione with a satisfied smirk and Draco with his boxers pulled up over his head. Narcissa sighed at the sight and lead them into the room and shut the door. Draco walked into the room and bumped into a wall before Narcissa could fix his shorts. She grabbed him by the shoulders and pulled the shorts off of his head.
"When I said you two could kill each other I did not mean literally" Narcissa said pitifully.
"At the rate he's going he should be killed most anytime now" Hermione mumbled bitterly. Draco gave her a cold glare.
"Look, children, why don't you both go clean up and we'll go get something to eat" Narcissa said.
Draco and Hermione both walked out of the room. Hermione went to the right as Draco went to the left.
"My lord, why me?" Narcissa sighed.
One shower and two shampoo's later Hermione came out of the bathroom and back into her room. She sighed in relief when she found no sign of Draco. Oh well, she might as well occupy herself. Hermione hunted around the room for a quill and some parchment. She finally found some and sat down at the table by her bed. She then started to write.
Aunt Nina,
I miss you so much. I'm sorry I have not wrote ever since I left. Some things have happened. Anyway, how are you doing? I'm good I guess, except for that little leach that I have to live with. I'm going to kill him most anytime now. Also, I heard from my friend, Ron. He wrote to me the other day and I'm going to see if he can help me with Malfoy's murder. Oh, and school start's back in three weeks! I cant wait! I'll get to see Harry and Ron then. Anyway, I need to go. Please right back as soon as you can.
Love,
Hermione
Hermione folded the letter and put it in her trunk for safe keeping. She did not want to tell her aunt about Lucius because she knew it would upset her
'I'll write to Ron later' She thought. Just as she ended her thought, Draco walked in. They didn't speak to each other but exchanged cold glance's constantly as they waited for Narcissa to shower.
"Come on, dears, we need to go eat" Narcissa said as she came back into the room. Hermione walked behind Draco as they left the room.
"Move faster!" Hermione mocked as she as she pushed Draco's back. Draco was about to snap at her when Narcissa cut in.
"Please not now, children, can we have just a little peace?" Narcissa begged. Hermione and Draco grunted their responses as they followed Narcissa.
And thats chapter 7! Hope you enjoyed it! And of course, please review!
