A cat perched silently on the top the mast of a ship in the silence of the night.

I can see everything from here.

It's jeweled eyes flashed as it slowly scanned its surroundings.

Thump.

What the...? Something's getting on the ship?

"Oh, Will, it's so peaceful up here" Elizabeth breathed.

"Isn't it? I thought it was nice and quiet tonight," Will returned quietly.

The cat peered down at the humans.

Fools! This ship has been abandoned for years and this is mine! If you two sweethearts don't get off this ship in two minutes, you're about to experience Hurricane Juno!

Elizabeth sighed as Will's lips met hers. "I'm so happy..."

Will slipped his arm around her waist as they stared at the sea.

"Do you hear that scraping sound" Will asked suddenly. He clutched his sword and turned quickly. A cat sat mysteriously behind them. "A cat"

As if on cue, the cat flew at Will, hissing and spitting. Elizabeth screamed as if he was being murdered. Will, quite suprised at the cat's reaction, flung his sword blindly at the flying menace. Finally, the cat lept off the scratched man and landed soundly on the deck, growling. Will and Elizabeth stepped back.

Didn't think a cat would give you much trouble, did you?

Elizabeth tried a weird approach. "Here, kitty kitty kitty"

Sucker.

Juno squinted his eyes. He twitched his tail.

"It's cute." Elizabeth said randomly.

"CUTE!" Will cried. "That thing tried to kill me!"

Smart guy.

"I know, Will, but what if it's helpless and hungry?" Elizabeth said.

I ain't helpless! And I ain't hungry! I have claws and teeth, you know! Ugh, WOMEN!

"Why don't we keep it?" Elizabeth suggested.

Will frowned at her.

"THAT THING TRIED TO KILL ME." he repeated.

You got that right.

Elizabeth looked back at the cat. "Hello, Silky Paw."

COUGH COUGH You gonna call me that? I might as well call you a idiotic bi-

"We are not going to name that thing, Beth." Will muttered.

Ah, I like you, sir! But I am NOT a thing.

"At least get it a bit of something to eat, Will." ELizabeth pleaded.

Will glared at her, then muttered as he walked away, "Stupid Beth cares more about a killer cat than her fiance..."

Juno shifted triumphantly in his place.

"So, Silky Paw, are you hungry?" Elizabteh asked sweetly.

Is my paw silky? No! It's flippin' dry and normal as any cat's bloomin' paw. Sheesh! And no, I'm not hungry!

Will returned with a bit of fish. He threw it at the cat carelessly, but Juno paid no attention.

"Wish the little thing would talk.." Elizabeth said.

Heh. We do talk, lady, just not your freakin' language.

Juno ate the fish bit without one look at Elizabeth or Will, then was enveloped in the darkness as he trotted off, glad to be away from the life forms that misunderstand cats the most.

Yay first chappy done.

I know they didn't name hurricanes back then but I wanted a good description. Please review!