Yay 5th chapter .

"I don't think he enjoys being out here," Ana Maria

" Nonsense he loves it. Don't ya?" Jack asked Juno.

Absolutely not! No no no! Get me home!

"Why do you look so worried, mate?" Jack queried.

WHY! WHY! ANA MARIA JUST TOLD YOU, YOU ASS!

"Well, we ain't goin' home 'cause of you." Jack said in a matter-of-fact tone.

Oh. Yes. You. Are.

"OW! OWOWOWOW! ME BEAUTIFUL FACE! GET 'IM OFF! GET 'IM OFF!" Jack cried as a furry black terror clawed him up.

"Jack!" Mr. Gibbs cried, and whacked Juno off with a rum bottle. Immediately Juno slumped to the deck.

"YOU KILLED ME CAT! WHAT THE BLOODY HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU!" Jack screamed.

"Didn't you want him off you?" Mr. Gibbs asked innocently.

"I know, but you killed me cat in the process!" Jack screamed crazily.

"Sorry, Jack. How's about we buy you a new one?" Mr. Gibbs queried.

"NEW ONE! NEW ONE! I LIKED THE OLD ONE! DAMN YOU GIBBS!" Jack went hysterical.

"Fine, fine, fine. I'll just get you a dog," Mr. Gibbs grumbled.

"I don't want a dog, mate! A dog doesn't eat any damn mice! It just stares at it and drools!" Jack cried in anger.

At the moment Juno stirred and yawned, as if he just took a long nap. Jack glanced over and saw Juno staring back at him with his golden eyes.

"J-juno!" Jack cried.

"Like a little child," Mr. Gibbs muttered.

"Ah, me beautiful cat!" Jack scooped Juno up as the cats eyes doubled its size.

Ah! No hugs! No hu-

Jack squeezed the cat to death. "I love you, mate."

Whoa. Okay…

"We will take you back home, buddy!" Jack cried.

Juno purred.

"Sir!" soldiers ran up to Commodore Norrington. "We spotted the Black Pearl coming in!"

"Is Sparrow on the ship?" Norrington asked.

The soldier nodded.

"Right. We'll 'greet' him very nicely." Norrington smiled evilly.

"What?" the soldier asked.

"Just get to the docks armed!" Norrington snapped.

"Oh!" the soldier ran off.

"Erm…Jack, I don't think this is such a good idea…" Mr. Gibbs whispered when the navy appeared.

"Why is that?" Jack asked, paying no attention.

"Well, one, you're wanted, two, our ship is big and has black sails, and three, you're wanted!" Mr. Gibbs said.

"Oh, good point. Well, I got away from that guy before, I can do it again!" Jack said confidently. "Right, Juno?"

Juno stared at the strange fluffy white things they wore upon their heads.

Looks like a good place for a nap.

"Sparrow! We meet again!" Norrington called.

"Howdy do!" Jack returned.

"He's doing it to spite me," Norrington whispered to Gillette.

"You're coming with us!" Norrington called.

"If there rum involved?" Jack replied.

"Um, yes!" Norrington hoped to lure Jack over.

"I ain't that stupid, Commodore. Of course not. We came to return a little gift." Jack muttered.

Juno hopped up onto the side of the ship.

Fluffy nap, here I come!

"Wait, Juno! You're just leaving like this?" Jack cried when Juno jumped off.

The cat didn't even look back as it walked up to Norrington. He looked down at it disapprovingly.

"Beast," he muttered.

Well! We'll see about that in a few seconds, dear Norry.

Juno scampered away.

"Juno! Mate! No!" Jack whined.

As the navy watched the pirates, the pirates watched Juno climb up a few crates and suddenly jumped onto Norrington's head.

"Yes, mate! Give 'im a good smacking!" Jack called.

"Ah!" Norrington cried as the cat curled up on his hat.

Soft. Soft. Very soft. The white stuff is itchier than I thought. Oh well. This'll do. And Norry can't even reach up this high to whack me off!

However, Juno miscalculated and soon was in the death clutch of Norrington, facing him.

"Who are you?" he asked angrily.

"Mowr," Juno replied.

"Leave my cat alone! Leave 'im alone, I tell you!" Jack cried worriedly.

"Your cat, eh, Sparrow?" a grin spread across Norrington's face. "Well, he's absolutely adorable, isn't he, men?"

"Uh…" was the energized reply.

Norrington started to cuddle the cat as Jack moaned.

"Juno! No! After all we've been through, mate!"

Only a day, Jack. Ergh! Can't you see I hate this menace! Save me, damn it, SAVE ME!

Juno only knew one way to let Jack know. His undignified meow of disdain.

"Yowrrr!"

Jack snapped awake. "I'm coming!"

"What!" Ana Maria cried.

"Can't you see! My cat's in pain!" Jack roared.

"Let's go, men," Norrington said, tucking Juno uncomfortably under his arm.

Hey! I'm not a bag! Grr! At least carry me on your shoulder!
Oh no! Juno is stolen away 