Thank you for all your ideas!
Meowbooks- So many ideas! –cries- Thanks a lot! You'll notice some are put into this chapter.
A Bit Closer Johnny- I do plan on getting the kittens into some mess. Thanks!
Tarbarme-How true! We really don't know if cats can travel-moves eyes suspiciously- Maybe that's how my kitty gets everywhere.
All your ideas have been thought about, and I thank you guys for contributing! Of course, if you review and its too late, apologies:(
"Hey! Get off that, Charcoal! No…NO! Get your nice precious teeth off the rope…don't bite! DON'T BITE!" Jack screamed frantically as he rushed over to lift the black kitten off the ropes. He turned around just in time to see Bob climb into a cannon. "WHOA! Hey, get outta there, lil' fella. We may have to fire this if we get under attack and you'll be burned to death!" He reached in and pulled out the kitten. "OW! He bit me!" Jack rubbed his hand as Bob plopped to the floor, and at once Jack saw Smokey climbing the mast. "Ahh! Don't do that, mate. You won't know if you'll be able to get down. GAH! I told you not to gnaw the ropes, Charcoal! GET OUT OF THE CANNON BOB!"
Looks like Jack decided to play baby sitter again! Hmph! He thinks he can do everything.
Juno padded over and glanced at all her kittens.
"Oh, Juno! Thank goodness, honey. Your kittens are driving me crazy!" Jack gasped.
Sorry, Jack. But they're supposed to. I guess you can go over and converse with innocent little Rose. She's very good, you know.
"Why don't ye take the devils and give 'em a rat or something," Jack grumbled. He looked up. "Awfully nice day, eh, luv?"
Juno blinked. Immediately all the kittens lined up. Except Smokey, who caught a glimpse of Jack's gold teeth in the sun.
"Mew!" he cried, and jumped onto Jack's face.
"What's with you jumping on me!" Jack cried in pain.
Of course, the more Jack talked, the more Juno saw the gold teeth, and began pawing at it whenever Jack opened his mouth.
"AHH! TORTURE! HE'S KILLIN' ME!" Jack screamed.
Juno hissed and Smokey jumped down. He then trotted innocently to the back of the line like he had before.
"Bad news, Cap'n," A pirate walked up. "We spotted one of the navy's ships not too far behind us."
Jack turned slowly. "HOW'D THAT CATCH UP SO DAMN FAST!"
Oops. I think it was the kittens that distracted you. Sorry, Jack.
"Prepare to fire with our cannons—" Jack started. "WAIT! There aren't any kittens in any of them, are there?"
The crew checked the cannons. "No, Cap'n!"
"Just in case, throw them in my cabin!" he cried.
The kittens and Juno were scooped up and placed in the cabin.
Well! He thinks HE can have all the adventure, now does he? Well, just in case, I'll put my darlings under the bed.
Juno picked her kittens up by the nape of the neck and, one by one, carried them under the bed. They were obedient to her (never to Jack) and stayed put. She then trotted to the cabin door, leapt up, and pulled the handle. The door slid open, and Juno walked out on deck.
Jack was so busy ordering the crew to fight correctly he didn't see Juno pad along next to him
"Have no mercy! Shoot 'em to the depths of the ocean!" Jack shouted.
Cannons were fired and wood was splintered. Both ships fought each other until they were quite close.
"Get aboard somehow," Commodore Norrington ordered his men.
Immediately soldiers swung over and landed on the deck, fighting the pirates.
"Hello," Commodore said to himself. He spotted Juno trotting around anxiously. He turned to Gillette. "Someone get that black cat! I want it right now!"
Juno knew right away there was a lot of danger, and began to head back to the cabin to protect her kittens. She never made it, however; she was scooped up by a soldier and placed into a bag. Juno quickly went into action and began throwing a fit inside the sack.
The curious kittens had watched their mother be place inside. Immediately they all ran out, worried.
"Do y'think the Commocore wants the kittens?" a soldier asked his friend.
His friend shrugged, and the soldier plucked the kittens up and stuffed them in the sack next to their mother.
"Good job," the Commodore congratulated the soldier who retrieved the cats. He turned to the navy. "Head back, men! We have more than enough of what we wanted!"
"The ship is pulling away," Ana Maria said to Jack.
"NO ONE MESSES WITH CAP'N JACK SPARROW!" Jack called out after them.
He smiled to himself and headed to his cabin. He found it strange that his door was open, and walked in. Searching everywhere and finding no cats, he began searching the whole ships. He then knew.
"CHASE THE BASTARD DOWN! HE'S GOT THE CATS!" Jack shouted.
Yes, Jack does sound a little funny saying so, but who cares.
