AN: Pointless Dreck: Megan This wasn't in class. This was in the SUMMER. How could it be when we are all in different classes, and grades. If you don't think it is hilarious, I don't care. This is something we wrote, and we will post it if we want to.

Kelly man back off it is just a frikin story thingy it don't matter plus I have decide I don't care what u think n e ways

Rebekah shut up gay fag

Well, I decided I am loved here, AND It is could outside! So the new little freaks are coming so I got to sort them up again! Henerson Carrie, hmm what should I sort by this year. Huh Carrie? Well… OMG Look at your nails! Ugh how can you stand it they are so short I don't get it! Well with nails like that you should go in Slytherin. Igloo, Chris! Igloo? What kind of name is that? Igloo haha! Whatever. Well, lets look at her nails! WHOA! Lets not look at them, ever. Ever heard of a nail file freak? You go to Ravenclaw because of your claw like nails. Johnson Mark… blah blah blah blah, that was exciting. I fainted!

Well, it's a good day for me. Dumbledore sorted all the kids for me and he's out being mean and yelling at kids. (singing voice) While I am sitting her all alooone! BY Myself! The phoenix is staring at me while I am all alone with the phoenix I am staring at the crap. slap slap what am I doing. How did I come up with that? Now the phoenix is staring at me like I am horny. Quiet! Dumbledore is coming.

"Well, you don't have to tell me to be quiet loud mouth. Lid." said the Phoenix.

"Well, well," said Dumbledore. "How's my lightheaded little hat?"

"I'm just great," said the hat icily. (The hat says to himself) Man the old dude needs to shave when he goes to bed I will hop off my shelf and get my razor. Ha. Ha.

LATER THAT NIGHT

Its midnight and Dumbledore is finally moseying back to his room. The razor is in the bathroom but look at that what does he need it for does he like shave his legs? We'll find out later.

It 12:30

The old bat hasn't gone to sleep yet. Does he like need Nyquil? Maybe I can sling shot in there. SLEEP! Stupid thing. Now he's asleep and the stupid phoenix is starting at me. He knows my plot. Damn! I will have to wait for another time. Sometime else in the year…
Well, here I am again. I know I haven't talked much now I am in the greenhouse. I know how boring. God I just want to slap Dumbledore. That purple and orange Flower doesn't look good together. Man the orange is dieing so it is like brown. Man someone needs to slap some sense into him. Well phoenix is in the hospital thanks to yours truly, yes, me! Today is just a normal day. WHATS that! Is Harry in trouble. NO WAY YES! He beat up Draco what's his butt. Ya, but oh yay I could send him a howler. Ha Ha Man you think I need to rethink my confused way on how to organize the kids. Meah! God there's a girl with the fattest breasts. (God and its not the same girl I was nagging on earlier.) Man this thing is FAT! It goes up to the elbow. Hey Phoenix! (whisper whisper) Now take me around the school. Phoenix swoops under the hat and off they go

"YA YA god I think you could go and faster mister no legs" said the hat.

"Hey! I heard that!" Said the phoenix
"Wall, Turn it, Turn it! Not that way…"

AN: HA! I updated whether you wanted me to or not! Wee!