EDIT 2016
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Pain In The Ass
Chapter Two
In Which Gai Makes Things Worse, Ebisu is Affected and Iruka Is….
"What are you doing to my eternal rival? Kakashi! Can it be true that you have been bested by Genma and Raido?"
It was Gai. The worst person in the world at the moment, Kakashi thought with a wince.
"Kakashi! Is it possible that you are losing the flame of youth this quickly? Don't tell me that you can be beaten by the likes of them?"
Kakashi was concentrating too hard on getting up to listen.
"Ehhh… what did you say?"
"Aughhhhhhhh! You're still hip and cool even if you're lying on the ground showing your ass off! Why can't I be hip and cool?"
"Who's showing his ass off?" asked Ebisu, frowning as he passed by with Iruka. "Gaaawwwww! Indecent behaviour in public!"
"Kakashi! How dare you behave like that!" Iruka looked closer and paused. For a long time. "Uh... Wait… are you okay?"
"Does it look like I'm okay?" Kakashi had pulled himself onto all fours.
Genma and Raido were nursing massive… nosebleeds.
Ebisu frowned, "I'm reporting this!" He disappeared.
Iruka bent over and wrinkled his brow.
"This looks bad! I'll go get some bandages."
Gai nodded. "I'LL go get them. With my speed, this emergency will soon be fixed."
Iruka was left standing there, left to look at Kakashi's luscious bottom.
He turned aside as he felt a massive tsunami of all nosebleeds come on.
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Warnings: Extreme silliness, OC Canon Charas
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto. This story does not reflect Kubo Tite or any of the original producers.