EDIT 2016
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Pain In The Ass
Chapter 3
In Which the Kunoichi of Konoha Arrive as Does the Rest of Team 7
"What's the matter, Iruka?" asked the kunoichi of Konoha, who were passing by on a "girl talk" walk.
Anko, Kurenai, Sakura, Hinata, Tenten, Ino and Shizune blinked at the sight of a blushing Iruka - and then their gaze wandered to Kakashi. Catching sight of Kakashi's ass, everyone except for Sakura and Shizune fainted.
Sakura wailed, "Kakashi-sensei, are you okay?"
Inner Sakura screamed, "WHAT THE HELL SENSEI ARE YOU DOING – EXPOSING YOUR ASS LIKE THAT!"
Shizune looked down. She gulped.
"Ummmm… I'll go get the Hokage. I'll be gone for just a second."
Sakura tried to wait for Shizune's return, but there was no good reason for her to look at her Sensei's butt, so Iruka told her to leave.
"Why?" she asked.
"Because, girls like you should live PG-rated lives."
"Eh?" Sakura frowned.
"Never mind. Just go. Oh wait! There's Naruto and Sasuke."
"Damn it," Kakashi grunted.
Sasuke and Naruto ran over as soon as they caught sight of Kakashi lying on the ground.
"What happened to Sensei?" asked Naruto, very clueless. "What's wrong with Genma and Raido-san?"
"Idiots!" Sakura said, catching sight of the massive… nosebleeds. "Let's go before anybody else gets more perverted over his butt."
Iruka blushed thinking about the eight different things he'd like to do with Kakashi's butt. Sasuke tilted his head away and shut his eyes.
"This is so embarrassing."
"Eh! Eh! Our stupid Sensei stabbed himself! Ahahahahaha!" Naruto gasped.
"He did NOT! Stop disrespecting our Sensei!" Sakura shrieked. "Kakashi-sensei! Tell him he's wrong!"
"…"
Sakura fainted. Sasuke dragged her away while Naruto disappeared off into the horizon, yelling that he had to tell Shikamaru and Kiba.
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Warnings: Extreme silliness, OC Canon Charas
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto. This story does not reflect Kubo Tite or any of the original producers.