EDIT 2016
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Pain In The Ass
Chapter 4
In Which the Sannins Come to the Rescue as Does Asuma
After what seemed like forever, Shizune returned with Tsunade and Jiraiya.
"I heard that the genius got himself into deep shit again," the blonde Hokage smirked. "What an idiotic ninja!"
Jiraiya laughed. "Who would've thought Yellow Flash's student would be so clumsy! If he can't handle his knife – how could he possibly handle a girl?"
"IDIOT!" screamed Tsunade, whacking the Sannin on the head. Then she frowned. "Seriously though, Kakashi's slipping."
Asuma passed by, and, catching sight of a swirly-eyed Kurenai, yelled, "Kurenai! Help! Kurenai! Wake up!"
"Asuma likes Kurenai?" asked Tsunade, puzzled. "Since when?"
Asuma blushed and, posing as if he hadn't lost control, said, "Hmph… well… Uh… I always help a lady in distress. Speaking of which," he changed the subject. "What's going on here?"
"Kakashi sliced his ass up."
"What? Is he suicidal?"
"No, no, no."
"No, no, no, no."
"Nope."
"Not at all!"
Iruka, Shizune, Tsunade and Jiraiya shook their heads.
"Yesssss…" hissed Kakashi, wishing he could die – at least it would end his embarrassment.
"Gosh! Look at those buns of steel!" Asumo said, drawing closer.
Tsunade HAD to look too. To assess the damange, she said. Shizune, as an assistant, always HAD to learn new things. She leaned forward as well. Both women reeled away, clutching their nosebleeds.
"Tsunade! What's wrong?"
'Tsunade-sama!"
"O-o-okay! Just… Um… Got some bad allergies…"
"Please, Hokage-sama! I need help here!" Kakashi once again tried to get up and failed. If only he could get back to his apartment and his first aid kit.
At this rate, I could do a better job by myself, he thought.
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Warnings: Extreme silliness, OC Canon Charas
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto. This story does not reflect Kubo Tite or any of the original producers.