EDIT 2016

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Pain In The Ass

Chapter 7
In Which A Conversation Ensues and Healing Does Not

Gai shook his head.

"What weaklings these people are! Well, Kakashi! Let me warn you! Your Naked Butt no Jutsu will NOT work on me! You must learn this too, Rock Lee. Rock Lee? Lee? Lee? Are you okay?"

Rock Lee had passed out. All his life he had dreamed of Gai but Kakashi-sensei's butt was just too muscled and creamy to resist. Gai turned to the remaining sane shinobi, Iruka's back was turned, his shoulders shaking.

The poor boy, Gai thought, seeing all of this perversion must be too much for the innocent Iruka-sensei! I should go comfort him….

Just as he was about to reach the brown-haired shinobi, Iruka shot back, whacking him hard in the chest with his head as he reeled back with a large nosebleed.

"Grrrr!" Gai shouted, shaking his fist at Kakashi. "Kakashi-sensei look what you have done to poor Iruka-sensei! I can never forgive you!"
"I did nothing!" yelled Kakashi, once again trying to rise to his feet as he spotted something odd approaching.

A naked woman with chestnut brown hair walked over to Kakashi. Kakashi gulped as the girl leaned forward to look him in the eye.

"AUGGGGHHHHHH!" Ebisu materialized out of nowhere. "KONOHAMARU! STOP that PERVERSION at once!"

Naruto laughed.

"Konohamaru! That's awesome! The best one yet!"

Jiraiya leered. Konohamaru released the jutsu, returning to his original form. He paused.

"Eh? Eh? What's going on here?"

Ebisu dragged him away by his scarf, scolding as he went.

"No, no! Konohamaru-sama! There's no way ungentlemanly behaviour is going to happen in front of you! You will never become Hokage if you behave in such a perverted manner!"
"I am NOT perverted!" Kakashi growled. "Don't classify me with these idiots!"

Jiraiya frowned at the boy's words. Tsunade, finishing the scroll, turned to Ibiki, only to find him prostrate on the ground with the rest.

"Man! It looks like a battlefield here!" Jiraiya sighed.
"Eheheh! Our ultimate weapon against Orochimiru!" Gai laughed.

Tsunade looked thoughtfully down at Kakashi and his assets.

"You may have something there, Gai."

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Warnings: Extreme silliness, OC Canon Charas
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto. This story does not reflect Kubo Tite or any of the original producers.