Jingle is standing by a fireplace at a ski lodge with a bunch of hamhams listening to him play his guitar.
Jingle: Get your skis shined up, grab a stick of juicy fruit! The taste is gonna move ya!
The hamhams are lying on the couch bored as Bijou sighs and Panda waves a fan in his face. Boss and Stan suddenly walk in.
Jingle: Take a sniff, pull it oooout! The taste is gonna move ya when ya pop it in your mouth! Juicy fruit is gonna move ya-
Boss takes Jingle's guitar and smashes it against the fireplace.
Stan: Sweet!
Boss: Yeah, I know! I totally thrashed his out-of-date guitar!
Stan: No, not you doofus! I mean this!
Stan holds up juicy fruit red
Boss: Sweeeeet! Time to take over!
Boss grabs electric guitar.
Boss: Take it away Stan!
Stan: You got it!
Stan gets drum set and starts banging on it and the hamhams cheer loudly.
Mr. Clean commercial
Pashmina: Oh-no! Look at all these dirty stains on the carpet! What shall I do?
Elder Ham: Mr. Clean to the rescue!
Mr Clean super hero music plays as Elder Ham hobbles in and trips, falling flat on his face.
Pashmina: Oh, thank goodness you're here!
Elder Ham: (gets back up) These stains will disappear with ease when I spray and rub my 'Mr. Clean' spay on the stain in this dirty carpet!
Elderham takes out a Mr. Clean spray bottle.
Elderham: Observe!
Little does he know, he's holding the spray bottle the wrong way, and he squirts the spray into his eyes.
Elder ham: AAAAAAAH! My eyes! My eyes! I'm blinded! The pain!
Pashmina: Oh my goodness! Somebody do something!
Pashmina runs around in circles, screaming.
Elder Ham: The pain! The horrible horrible-
Elder Ham runs into wall and falls over, knocking himself unconscious.
Director: …Has anyone seen a Mr. First Aid around here?
Another Juicy Fruit Commercial
Jingle is seen standing on the street, playing a guitar once again.
Jingle: Get your skis shined up, grab a stick of juicy fruit, the taste is gonna move ya!
Pashmina and Bijou walk by with weird look on their faces, giggling.
Jingle: Take a sniff, pull it oooout!
Panda walks by, pulling a set of head phones over his ears.
Jingle: The taste is gonna move ya when ya pop it in your mouth!
Boss and Stan are seen driving this giant truck.
Jingle: Juicy fruit, is gonna (Boss hits a button, releasing a giant sucky-thing that sucks up Jingle) move yaaAAAAAHHH!!
Stan: Hey! What gives? Where's the new sweet juicy fruit?
Boss: I dunno. The sucker must be jammed or something.
Stan: But I want my juicy fruit!
Boss: Relax! You'll get it!
Stan starts crying.
Stan: Dude! I need his Juicy Fruit to live!
Boss shakes Stan.
Boss: Pull yourself together, man!
Suddenly, a whole bunch of new sweet juicy fruits start flying in the truck.
Stan:...Sweeeeeet!
Boss: Totally.
New Red Juicy available in stores now! Sweeet! (Not.)
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