More commercials for your personal enjoyment! Laugh till your sides split open and your internal organs fall out and spill down all over the floor! What's that? I'm disgusting? Oh, I know that.
Disclaimer: I don't own Sylvan, Froot Loops, or Hamtaro.
Sylvan Learning Centre (The mother of all annoying commercials! In other words, this is could be real good.)
Pepper(mom): Oh, how nice of you to throw this party for me!
Cappy is running around in circles, shouting at the top of his lungs.
Cappy: HAPPY BIRTHDAY! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Boss walks up to Pepper, holding something behind his back. (Of all the hamhams, Boss is the son. Yup. "Why?" you ask? Don't ask questions, just read you fool.)
Boss: Hi mom. I got you your present!
Oxnard(the Dad) winks at Boss.
Boss nods back.
Boss: Here you go, mom!
Boss hands Pepper the package.
Pepper: Oh you shouldn't have! You shouldn't have!
Pepper rips open the present.
Pepper: No really, you shouldn't have! I mean, what is this?
Boss: It's something you've always wanted!
Pepper: …A report card? What kind of present is that?!
Boss looks over at Oxnard with a worried look on his face as Oxnard mouths some words, pointing at the report card.
Boss: Uuhh...look here mom! (points at report card) See? I passed math this time, and...I got a C+ in Science, and-
Pepper: I give you food, shelter, happiness, and I drive you places, and all I get for my big 50th birthday is a freaking piece of paper that states your mediocre grades?! Where's the diamond necklace or the chocolates in this?!
Boss slowly backs away as Oxnard slowly makes his way to the front door.
Cappy: You're 50?! Man you're old!
Pepper: SHUT UP!
Boss: Aren't you even happy I got great marks in school like ya wanted me to? I mean, geez mom! I-
Pepper: You couldn't have gotten me just a bottle of shampoo, or even a proper birthday card!
Boss: But dad told me it was a good idea!
Oxnard: I, uh...No I didn't!
Pepper: Knock some sense into that boy on what a proper birthday present is!
Oxnard: I think it was a great idea, you heartless old bat!
Pepper: Who are you calling a heartless old bat, you fat old cow!
Cappy: Waaaah! They're gonna kill each other!
Boss: I want a better family!
Sylvan. The confidence to do better in school, the confidence to do better in life.
Froot Loops
Dexter is playing the role of Toucan Sam, but except Dexter's a hamster techinically…not a toucan.
Dexter: I follow my nose wherever it goes! Want some Froot loops boys?
Cappy and Panda: Yes Uncle Sam!
Penenlope: (angrily) Ookwee!
Dexter: Oh! And girls!
Penelope: Ookwee!
Meanwhile, down in a volcano…
Howdy: I, the evil doctor Peacock-(Big colourful tail feathers fan out. Yes, they gave him peacock feathers.) shall steal Sam's colours with my colour-stealing ray!
Howdy laughs evilly as he unleashes the fury of the colour-stealing ray.
Panda, Penelope, and Cappy are seen tugging on the Froot loops box.
Cappy: I had the Froot Loops first!
Panda: But I want them now!
Penelope: Ookwee!
Dexter: Boys! Boys!
Penelope: Ookwee!
Dexter: And Girls, calm yourselves! You must learn to be calm and collective, like me.
The colour ray comes through the window and sucks out Dexter's colours.
Dexter: Huh? Oh no! My colours are gone! AAAAAAAAAAH! What do I do? What do I do?!
Dexter runs around the room, smashing into things.
Panda: And he told us to stay calm.
Dexter: I'm colourless! This is absolutely terrible!
Cappy: But what do you mean colourless? You've always been that way! Just boring old gray and white!
Dexter: What did you say?!
Dexter starts stangling Cappy.
Cappy: WAAAH! I didn't mean it, Uncle Sam! I mean, your bow tie was always red wasn't it? Lemmie go, Uncle Sam!
Speaker: Help find Sam's colours back! Look on the specially marked boxes of Froot Loops cereal boxes, and-…you know what? This is lame! Why do I even bother? Here's my message to you kids: stop watching and believing in this junk because it's all fake I tell you! FAKE! Now go outside and get a life!
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