More commercials for all your minds of insanity!
Disclaimer: I don't own Koolaid, Philsbury, or Hamtaro...and I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh either.
Kool-Aid commercial
Hamtaro and a bunch of the hamhams are seen holding up kool-aid drinks while Maxwell is dressed up in a giant kool-aid man costume.
Hamhams: Yay Kool-aid Ham!
Maxwell: Oh yeah...
Director: No, no, no! Do it more energetically, like this: Oh yeah!
Maxwell: Oh yeah!
Director: No! Use more emotion!
Maxwell: That's it! If you want someone who can do the job properly, then do it yourself! I quit!
Maxwell throws off Kool-aid costume and storms out of the studio.
Director: Oh-great! That was our last Kool-aid Ham actor! We're finished now!
Producer: (gasps) Oh-no!
Hamhams: Oh-no!
Camera Man: Oh-no!
Stan comes crashing through commercial recording studios on a skateboard.
Stan: OH YEAH!
Everyone stares at Stan as he backs away slowly from the damaged studio wall.
Director: He's...perfect! Grab him!
The director, producer, and hamhams chase after Stan as he quickly runs out of the studio.
Philsbury Strikes Back! (oh dear...)
Auntie Viv: If this kid is another disaster like the last three, then I qui-
Director: Relax lady! We made sure the kid this time was alone, well behaved, and wasn't a pig.
Auntie Viv: Alright then, let's get this done with!
Director: Aaaand action!
Auntie Viv: (calls upstairs) It's time to make cookies!
Boss: Yay!
Boss runs down the stairs in glee towards Auntie Viv.
Auntie Viv: So far, so good. Okay, let's go make some delicious cookies now!
Boss follows Auntie Viv into the kitchen
Auntie Viv: Now, making these Philsbury cookies are easy! We just put the cookie dough on the baking sheet, place it in the oven for 10 minutes, and they'll bake right before our eyes! (A buzzing sound is heard.) Oh, there goes the laundry. But I can count on you, right?
Boss: Yes mam! Just leave everything to me!
Auntie Viv: Finally, someone I can depend on!
Auntie Viv leaves to go do the laundry and Boss turns towards the cookie dough.
Boss: Okay, so roll the dough into balls and place the dough on a cookie sheet and put them in the oven. That's easy enough!
Boss follows the instructions and puts the cookies in the oven and turns on the oven to broil instead of bake. Dun dun duuuuuun!
Boss: There we go. No sweat!
Auntie Viv: Oh wow! You've really seem to got it under control-(phone rings) Aw, dagnabbit! Everything keeps ringing whenever I'm cooking! Keep at it there, Boss!
Boss: Okay!
Auntie Viv leaves to get the phone.
Boss: Man, 10 minutes is along time to wait in one spot for cookies to be done. I'll just go watch some TV for a few minutes.
Boss goes in the next room to watch TV.
20 minutes later…
While watching TV, Boss suddenly sniffs the air.
Boss: Is something burning?
Black smoke is coming out of the kitchen.
Boss: Oh snap! The cookies!
Boss rushes into the kitchen at the same time Auntie Viv does.
Auntie Viv: What's with all this thick smoke? Don't tell me you burnt the cookies!
Boss: No, no! They're coming along great! In fact, they're done!
Boss takes out the cookies from oven, thick black smoke is rising from the blackened cookies.
Boss: Man, do they smell awesome!
Boss picks up a severely burnt cookie and takes a big bite of it with a disgusted sickened look on his face.
Boss: Yum! Ugh! Err...these cookies certainly have, um...a crunchy texture to them, and a...a wonderful after taste! (cough) Philsbury sure makes...excellent...superb…delicious-Urk!
Boss covers his mouth and runs to the bathroom to throw up.
Auntie Viv: That's it! First I get a pig disguised as a hamster who eats the cookie dough, RAW, then I get two idiots who use the dough as snowballs to pelt each other with, and now I get this dolt who can't even set an oven right and watches Yu-Gi-Oh instead of watching the cookies! You directors and producers suck! And so does Philsbury! I am outta here!
Voice Announcer: Philsbury chocolate chip cookies!
Singing voice: My heart to yours. (Boss's gagging is heard in the background.)
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