Here are some more commercial spoofs for you to enjoy! And to everyone who submits commercial ideas: Thank you very much for your ideas, and I will try to get them up, but I must note that I can't put up all your suggestions, because I may have not seen the commercials that you request.
Disclaimer: I don't own Skittles, Oreos, or Hamtaro.
Upon request (and I'll try my best. Hey, that rhymes!) The Skittles commercial!
Pashmina and Oxnard are seen, sitting in the grass with a sunny sky. All the sudden, the clouds darken, as Pashmina pulls Oxnard along running up to a tree and skittles begin to fall from the sky.
Oxnard: Oh my god…it's a dream come true! IT'S RAINING SKITTLES!
Oxnard runs about, waving his arms with his mouth open as skittles fall on Pashmina's head.
Pahsmina: Ow! Eeek! Ouch! This hurts! Pashmina runs under a tree, pulling Oxnard along.
Pashmina: Aaah...much better.
Oxnard: Are you crazy? This is the chance of a lifetime! Since when does it rain skittles?
Oxnard runs back out.
Pashmina: Stop! Those aren't the skittles you think they are!
Oxnard: I'm in heaven now!
Little does poor Oxnard know, the skittles are actually (in advertising voice)
New Sour Skittles! Available in stores now!
Oxnard: Skittles! Whoohoo!! Huh? What did you say Pashmina?
A sour skittle happens to land in unfortunate Oxnard's eye.
Oxnard: Aaaaaaahhhh! My eye! My eye! It burns! I'm going to be blinded for the rest f my life!
Pashmina: Hey look! It stopped raining! Let's go pick the skittles off the ground!
Oxnard: Nooooo! Don't let them hurt me!
Oxnard runs back crying under the tree.
Oxnard: Don't go out there! You'll die!
Pashmina: Oxnard, the storm's over! Nothing's going to fall on us now!
A giant red skittle falls down on Pashmina, crushing her.
Oxnard: I hate to tell you that I told you so, but…I told you so!
New, sour skittles. Taste the Rainbow!
Another commercial upon request by kitti-gurl1, Oreos!
Laura is sitting outside on the doorstep with her dog, Brandy, eating a whole box of Oreos for her lunch, (What a pig…but then again, I did that once too!) giving Brandy some "Oreo lessons."
Laura: I'm going to show you, how to eat an Oreo! First you twist it, (twists top off) Then you lick it, (licks Oreo cream off as Brandy sits there, licking his lips) Then you dunk it! (Laura dunks the Oreo in milk and eats it) Mmmmmm...
Brandy looks hopefully up at Laura.
Laura: (with her mouth full of oreo) Mom says-mmph (still munching on the cookie and trying to talk with her mouth full) mom says dogs can't have chocolate! But, you can have the milk.
Laura puts the milk in front of Brandy. As he whines pleadingly.
Laura: Oh, okay. I guess ONE Oreo won't hurt!
Laura gives an Oreo to Brandy, who greedily eats it up
Laura: There you go! Doesn't it taste good?
20 minutes later, Laura is STILL eating the box of Oreos, and starting to get a little queasy, while Brandy is lying on the ground, looking terribly ill, when suddenly, Brandy loses his lunch...literally.
Laura: (screams) Mom! Mom! Brandy puked!
Mom: Oh my goodness! You didn't feed him Oreos did you?!
Laura: Well...just one!
Mom: You know that chocolate s poisonous to dogs, Laura! I've told you that a million times again and again!
Laura: ...I don't feel so good...
Mom: Laura! Are you alright?
Laura's mom spots the empty Oreo box
Mom: YOU ATE ALL THE OREOS?
Laura: urk...
Mom: I have never known anyone to be a much of a pig as you! I can't believe you ate all of those yourself! That's disgusting!
Laura: No mom, I didn't eat all of them myself…I gave one to Brandy, remember? So I technically shared them.
Advertising voice: Mr. Christie, you make good cookies! (Puking sounds are heard in the background.)
More coming soon!