Hey everyone! Alright, this is mine and -cough- my brother's -cough- newest story! He and I both wrote it, edited it, and so on. Please be warned - there is language. Also, the story features myself, and my brother as South Park characters, him Kyle, and me Megz. (Of course). Enjoy, and reviews would be appreciated.
-Megz & Kyle
"Alright, boys and girls! Your attention, please!" Mr. Herbert Garrisson cried over the crowded auditorium of South Park Elementary students.
It was the last day of school in South Park, Colorado, and the students at South Park Elementary could not be any happier. I mean, who wouldn't be happy that school would be out in a matter of a half and hour?
Mr. Garrisson said again, "Your attention..." He paused, and looked down at Mr. Hat. "Mr. Hat, care to bring our school to attention?" The grey haired man asked his puppet companion, and upon hearing the puppet cry out, the auditorium was silent.
"HEY ALL OF YOU BASTARDS, SHUT THE HELL UP!" Mr. Hat, (or rather Mr. Garrisson) cried out to the audience.
"Dude..." Stanley Marsh said quietly, sitting in a seat close to the front with his friends Eric Cartman, Kenny McCormick, and Kyle Brovolaski. But, I guess you really couldn't count the obese, rude, jew-hating Cartman as a friend of any of the three boys.
Though, two new friends were sitting in between Stan and Kyle. Megz M., the 6th grade babysitter of Stan and the rest of the gang, and Kyle M., who he and Megz's family were friends with Stan's, the 8th grader being a good friend of Stan as well.
Continuing, Mr. Garrisson adjusted the microphone. "Alright, now that I have your attention, I'd like to take some time to make announcements."
"BORING!" Cartman shouted from the front row, his raspy voice ringing through the close-to silent auditorium.
Mr. Garrisson made a face, and continued. "OKAY, then, students. As I was SAYING, I have a few announcements to make regarding the annual 'School's Out' field trip." Mr. Garrisson paused. "In just a week, our entire school will be taking a trip to the lovely New York City, New York!"
"Kick ass." Cartman whispered, smiling.
"We'll climb the Statue Of liberty, See the Chrysler Building, The Empire State Building..."
Mr. Garrisson was interrupted by Stan. "Cartman's so fat he could climb up the E.S.B. like that giant monkey did!"
Everyone laughed.
Cartman, on the other hand, was pissed off. "Oh shut up ya' Dildo!"
"Stan's not a dildo. But you are a fat ass." Kyle B. commented, him, Stan, and Kenny laughing quietly.
"Nobody asked you, stupid Jew." Cartman murmered, frowning like usual.
Mr. Garrisson spoke up,"You mean 'King Kong', Stanley. And boys, please don't use that language in school!"
Cartman turned away from his 'friends' in his broken-by-weight chair, along with Stan and Kyle B. doing the same.
"Anyway, students, please remember to pack only necessary items on this trip, clothes, tolietries, etc. And please do not pack extra food. All meals will be provided, and upon our trip to 'Camp Raccoon,' we now know why food is not allowed in the cabins...or anywhere." The man leaned over and whispered to Mr. Hat, "You can never be too careful!"
Kyle M. leaned over to Kenny, aswell. "Yeah, remember when that rabid Raccoon attacked Cartman for his food?" He and Kenny laughed silently, unheard by Cartman.
Cartman's face scrunched, Camp Raccoon being the worst trip ever.
"Okay, and also..." Mr. Garrission started.
Soon, the bell rang, and the students were in an uproar.
"LETS GET READY TO PAAAR-TAAAAAAY!" Cartman yelled, the other children cheering.
A week later (and the night before the big trip) at Kyle B.'s house, Kyle and the rest of the gang (except Megz, who was at Soccer Practice), were playing the "Okama Game Sphere: Terrence & Phillip Version X" and eating Cheesy Poofs with Cream Soda to go along with it.
While playing the game, (his hands a mach speed), Kyle B. said to Kyle M., "Kyle you need to press '6' and hold '2' and 'RED' to do a summersalt!"
"Oh I thought it was '9' and 'BLUE'!" Kyle M. responded, pressing his keys correctly this time.
Kyle B. looked over slightly. "No, that's the long jump."
Mrs. Brovolaski walked into the room, looking at the wall clock as she did so. As the kids continued to play, Mrs. B. pointed to the gang (not including her son). "You kids need to go home and get to bed for your trip!" She said, nodding.
"Oh come on, Mom," Kyle B. remarks, "It's only 9:30!"
Behind him, Cartman stuffed more Cheesy Poofs into his giant mouth, and replied, "Yeah, I mean really, who actually goes to bed at 9:30?" He continued to play the game, eating more Cheesy Poofs.
"No, dude," Stan said, putting the game on pause, "She's right. You don't want to miss anything in New York tomorrow. See Ya!" His friend replied, getting up from his place on the floor.
Cartman groaned, and followed, taking the Cheesy Poof bowl with him, while Kenny got up as well, each of them leaving the house.
As his mom left the room, Kyle B. was silent "They are just mad cause I was beating the shit out of them."
An hour later at the Mark house, Kyle M. and Megz were walking to their rooms, shutting off lights as they went.
Just as he was getting to his room, Kyle's walkie-talkie rang. "Stan Marsh to Kyle M., Come in Kyle!"
Taking the 'mini radio' out of his pajama pocket, Kyle M. replied, "Kyle here, what's up?"
"Okay, dude," Stan said, packing his bag at his own house on the other line, "I think I've got everything...Sleeping bag?"
"Check," Kyle M. replied, looking through his own bag.
"Okama Game Portable?"
"Cheeeck." He replied.
"Tampons," Cartman joked, buzzing into the three-way frequency.
"Che - wait!" Kyle M. remarked, his brow dropping.
Stan's own brow furrowed. "Cartman!"
On his own end of the line, Cartman let out a raspy snicker.
"Oh yeah," Kyle M. remarked, "Be sure to not leave your 'Blue's Clues' Big-Boypanties behind!"
Stan laughed, as Cartman screamed through the radio. "I told you it was Butters', He left it at my house!"
In the background, Cartman's mom's voice called, "Oh Eric, Sweetie, I ironed your favorite 'Blue's Clues' undies for your trip!"
A sudden silence came over the three, until the silence was broken by Kyle M. and Stan erupting with laughter.
Kyle M. switched off the radio, still chuckling to himself. Packing the rest of his bag, Kyle turned off his bedside light, crawling into the covers.
It was until just two minutes that his radio switched on. "Tampons!" Cartman shouted, still thinking that the joke was funny.
Since the radio was so loud, a very tired, and aggrivated Megz ran into Kyle M.'s room. Taking the radio into her grasp, she stated sternly, "..That go up your ass, Fat boy, I'm trying to sleep." Still with a tired, emotionless face, shehanded the radio back to her brother.
"You kick ass, Megz!" Kyle M. said to her. "I try." She responded, shrugging as she walked back to her own room.